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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Æ Roadmap
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
- aediot
Dorian Thorn
—Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick. | ||
Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (AKA Matt Thompson AKA Shame Junkie) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.
He started a blog that featured him sucking over 9000 dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:
- fucking his sister (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");
- sucking off a dog and a horse;
- running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings;
- getting fired for running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings;
- jerking off on his mom's picture, until he made himself impotent
Then, after eating his own shit and drinking piss (more than once), he removed his own dick because it was full of AIDs and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.
When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.
Just in case he had any shreds of dignity remaining, Dorian now appears on File:Tumblricon.png tumblr 
(archive) called Shame Junkie where numerous incidents of him being publicly exposed are documented. One can only wonder if ED is going to get a mention?
Gallery
—Imagine this fucker's life. | ||
- Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg
Sucking hundreds of cocks.
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How transgressive Dorian. How clever!
- Dorian-thorn-cell-asking-for-it.jpg
Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.
- Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG
Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.
- Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg
More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.
- Dorian-thorn-banana-bitch.jpg
HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS
- Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg
- Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg
And his mother
More people have seen his dick than his face.
- Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg
Story of his life.
- Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG
Who is Claudia?
- Dlthorn13-faggot2.jpg
Pretentious cunt.
- Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG
Unaware there's a new ED.
- Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg
Totally not on the Internet anymore.
- Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG
Kid-friendly.
- Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg
Oh, don't do that Dorian, you'll ruin your life.
- Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg
Dude gave himself a chode.
Whining about his lack of dick on his deviantART
- Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg
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Sucking dick.
- Dorian thorn cum face.jpg
Loving cum.
Getting assfucked.
- Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg
Boring idiot.
- Thorn dressed.jpg
A cunt with nothing to say, pretends to be being ironic about being uninteresting.
- Dorian thorn shenanigans.jpg
- Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg
Cover up! you shameless cretin.
- Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg
Mmmmmm Does anyone know what he did with that thing once he'd cut it off?
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See Also
External links
- Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry
- Dorian explaining why he removed his dick
File:Deviantart-favicon.png His deviantArt page. Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.Baleeted!- File:MY.gif His MySpace page
His facebook profile, drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!
His JewTube Channel Give all his vids a dislike rating!!- Dorian's alleged girlfriend claims he still has his dick (no evidence)
Dorian's Porn Videos
- Jerking off
- Shitting on a plate
- Shitting while jerking off
- Fucking his sister
Assorted Best-Of compilation, including bonus incest footage!
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