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|SHE'S GOING TO SEND ED TO OBAMA!|
DestinyMew is a deaf, furry Sonicfag who is the SECRET GIRLFRIEND of Chasethehedgehog. Her grasp of the English language is terrible at best, and she just can't help Feeding the Trolls. More than her shitty recolours, obnoxious ignorance, and her inability to use more than the curve tool in MSPaint, it is her sheer inability to shut the fuck up that cements her position as a lolcow. This very article festered in ED's glorious bowels, on the verge of deletion for weeks. But in an heroic act of sacrificing oneself for the lulz, DestinyMew BAWWed and created much drama over this article, thus ensuring her a permanent place on ED for years to come. Recently, she's made a video stating that she's a troll and she did it for her own ED article, and she blatantly admits to being an attention whore.
DestinyMew can currently be found feeding our friendly neighborhood trolls over at EDF, and making an ass of herself by providing information to her own ED page. She believes this is proof enough she is a troll and TTLY NOT AN ATTENTION WHORE Y'ALL! In truth, however, her trolling has come to a beautiful end due to Pokerface getting all of her DeviantArt accounts banned leaving her with only her SA account which doesn't matter cause nobody fucking uses SheezyArt, and due to the fact most of her new trolls are rampant with so much faggotry it reeks of failure. Not unlike Chris-Chan.
But that is just the start of her faggotry.
- 1 Her Collection of Mary Sue Recolours
- 2 Love Finds Its Way
- 3 I AM NOT A TROLL!!1!!
- 4 WAIT! I AM A TROLL!!1! SRSLY GUYZ!
- 5 Asking for it...AGAIN!
- 6 Gaem Over Gaiz
- 7 Destiny in IRC
- 8 Sheer stupidity
- 9 Twisterfiendish is a Nazi
- 10 Banned and Gone Forever
- 11 Theme Song, Desu~
- 12 Troll Artwork
- 13 The End of DestinyMew
- 14 NOT THE END OF DESTINYMEW!
- 15 Fun Facts
- 16 Myths
- 17 See Also
- 18 External Links
- 19 Buddyfucks
Her Collection of Mary Sue Recolours
Love Finds Its Way
Some time ago, Chase announced on his new account that DestinyMew was his girlfriend now. DestinyFag confirmed it in the reply and left a nice little <3. It has been reported that the two of them immediately went into the mountains to have hot loli secks because apparently Chase is 18 and Destiny is 14, which means he's a fat Pedophile. This shouldn't be surprising considering his many other lovely attributes. As soon as this announcement was made, a troll posted the lulzy update on Chase's ED page which was then discovered by Destiny who immediately either got a case of Troll's Remorse or Extreme Butthurt. It depends on who you ask.
She immediately had goons blank her section of the article. Obviously, this failed horribly, as it always does (it would not be a surprise if this article gets blanked a few times).
After failing to get herself off of Chase's ED page, she BAAAAWED on her journal and proceeded to "dump" chase. Or so we believed. A few days later, someone informed Chase of this and he responded shortly afterwords:
Recently, she's headed into the Complaints Forum in an attempt to clear her name. She succeeded only in getting the attention of a large population of bored trolls who lack the drive and dedication to become /b/tards. In her attempts to defend herself from these bastards, she came up with a timeless quotation: "I'm not going to listens with everyone's truth about the ED and me".
Truly, the world would be a better place if more people refused to listen with everyone's truth. Which she can't do anyway because she's DEAF.
I AM NOT A TROLL!!1!!
Initially everyone thought she was a troll. Luckily, she cleared the air moments later.
—DestinyMew, on not trolling.
WAIT! I AM A TROLL!!1! SRSLY GUYZ!
After her fourth and final ban from Deviant Art, Destiny decided to TOTALLY SURPRISE EVERYONE and says that she is, in fact a troll. Her proof?
That's right, she first starts by saying that she was adding content to her own ED page. Her countless edits to the page though, also suggests she was editing any information pertaining to her dox. When her location was listed as "Scranton" she edited it to "Pittsburg" and claimed that the trolls got it wrong. That is until it was confirmed that she goes to the Scranton School for Deaf and Hard-of-Hearing Children. Knowing trolls would notice this, she also decides to do damage control via a YouTube video.
What is really does, however, is confirm that she is, in fact, an attention whore who did it possibly for the lulz, but in a retarded way.
Asking for it...AGAIN!
Destiny discovered this page sometime last week and she isn't very happy. She sent PokerFace, the person who started this article, a few PM's through the ED Forum.
Take a gander.
—DestinyMew TTLY doesn't care guyz].
Perhaps some increased troll activity on her deviantART page is necessary to drive the point home?
UPDATE!!!! HOLY SHIT!
IT wasn't a troll, it really was her!
Gaem Over Gaiz
Destiny has decided to take a break from the internet. In the meantime, head over to her Chat. CAREFUL THOUGH! She'll block yah!.
Destiny in IRC
When questioned about her getting ED taken off the internet she confessed:
Toward the end of the IRC chat, Chase, or some troll, entered the IRC acting as if Destiny betrayed him. Either way, Destiny got the hell out of there before she could be interrogated further. So what can we take from this? She's an idiot as usual. You can read the whole thing here.
Destiny has had a constant need to express her opinions about how people think about her, but has yet to realize how fucking stupid she actually writes and thinks. After failing at trolling, she reveals that she thought that the KKK stopped existing, that racism wasn't allowed on deviantFUCKINart, and that, apparently, according to people she "knows", Deaf people are a race like Niggers, Mexicans and whites. So this means that all cripples are now a race, which would automatically make them the weakest race of all time, since they fail in comparison to every other race. According to people she "knows".
Just like mentioned before, writing a letter to Obama clearly showed that she still has a shit load of things to learn. After claiming to be an American, she goes off by saying that she has a right to send Obama a letter saying it's her right to walk all over another person's opinions. This means she probably hasn't read the most common defense used by any American who says something. It goes by the name of a small writing called the FIRST AMENDMENT.
And I quote:
—The founding father of the United States. Bitch.
But why would Destiny bother with it? It's only part of the Constitution, which is only the supreme law of the Unites States. No big deal, right guys?
It seems everytime someone reveals her stupidity (which happens all the time), she jumps another level up the retard ladder by blaming all those accusations on her hearing. Never mind that 90% of everything said on the Internet needs no sound to get a point across, since it's all text. This would mean that she's apparently reading everything with her ears. So therefore, everything she types, no matter how stupid or wrongly worded, can be blamed on her disability, and if you do blame it on something else, you're a racist because the deaf are clearly a race. According to people she "knows".
Twisterfiendish is a Nazi
A group of trolls calling themselves the "Al-Aqsa Trolling Crew" were behind much of the recent IRC trollings and DA spamming of DestinyMew. Growing tired with her faggotry, they finally dug up some dirt on Destiny. It isn't known what exactly they gathered but it was enough to make DestinyMew make a journal proclaiming Twisterfiendish is ChasetheHedgehog and is also a Nazi.
Banned and Gone Forever
DestinyMew was banned on Deviant Art on October 14th, 2009. The reason: Ban evasion. The trolls over at Al-Aqsa Trolling Crew went back on their word and decided to report Destiny for the lulz. She then made a journal post on SheezyArt:
—Destiny on quitting the internet 4ever
According to her old account, she most likely has yet ANOTHER new account.
Theme Song, Desu~
The End of DestinyMew
TL;DR: Unwarranted self importance...but nonetheless this lolcow is dead as a nail. Goodnight sweet prince.
NOT THE END OF DESTINYMEW!
On March 14, 2011 her old account DestinyMew was unbanned! She currently is a big wapanese animu furfag, which is an even worse combination. After a few days of being banned on her old account, she moved to her real main account known asShe hasn't given up with her pathetic attitude yet and right now, she is on BAWWWWWWLOCKING MODE. So, let's call it a new era of DestinyMew.
- Lol, whiteknighting over an emo.
- Blocked for trolling Chase!
- "Blocked ya until I stop being insane!"
- How could you tell it's a troll?
- Bawww u dont worth my time!
- Jesus. Destiny, stop blocking over little thing!
- BLOCKED CUZ UR WRONG!!!
- Yo, insult deaf people and you'll be blocked!
Oh shit, goodbye DestinyMew!
- The deaf are a race.
- Destiny has a crappy Sonic Re-color.
- She is in love with Chase but refused to admit it.
- She once edited Chase's ED page and claimed that "TWISTER ISN'T CHASE! YOUR BITCH, DESTINY MEW!"
- Claims to be deaf but can listen to music.
- Has horrible grammar and blames it on her being deaf.
- Isn't deaf at all.
- Is AnusNitro41's ex-girlfriend and still obsessed over him!
- Is a famous girl.
- The article is safe for now...but lets improve it!
- She has an account on the EDF that she uses to PM people and BAAWW about how she hates her ED page.
- Doesn't know about the word
- Her IRL name is Destiny Slater
- Is located in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
- Goes to The Scranton School for Deaf and Hard-of-Hearing Children
- Is a Dyke
- Claimed to have a penis in a "roleplay".
- Destiny is a lovely girl.
- She is a troll.
- She suffers from being deaf
- Hates Chase A LOT! Like. A WHOLE LOT!
- Has no penis.
- Her art is decent
- MSN: [email protected]
- AIM: destinyhedgehog2
Combibloc]], her ED account. LOLWUT.
FFFFFTT NIGGER HAS BEEN UNBANNED
- She has been Unbanned..for now
- Stated this is her account in a comment on Tom Preston's journal.
- ChaseTheHedgehog (WHAT IS LOOOOVE)
- AngusNitro41 (batman)
- Fun-Time-Is-Party (Furfag weeaboo kawaii desu~ ^_^)
- Togekisser (Sonicfag emokisser)
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