⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️

There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.

Æ Roadmap

  • Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
  • Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
  • Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
  • Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
  • .onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
  • CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
  • Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
  • Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)

  • Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.

    If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.

    You can also email me via [email protected]

    Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.

    Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021! - aediot



    Depression Quest Simulator

    From Encyclopedia Dramatica
    Jump to navigation Jump to search
    Depression Quest Simulator



    Choose your answer from one of the options. Open the answer by clicking the +.
    Start by going to 1 and click your answer.

    1

    You decide to make a game, what do you do?

    1. Meet up with a game "journalist" and get him to boink you
    2. Learn actual coding
    3. Go to Tumblr
    4. Dye your hair



























    2

    That didn't work well as he already fucked another girl and you died from AIDS. Try again.



























    3

    You chose to color your hair ugly blue. Good call. What is your next step.

    1. Go to Tumblr
    2. Have sex with your boyfriend
    3. Show your ugly cunt to the world
    4. Dox people



























    4

    You decided to stay on Tumblr. Forever. Try again.



























    5

    Coding skills aren't required to make a game, shitlord. Try again.



























    6

    Tumblr was invaded by 4Chan. You kill yourself when you saw a guy defecating on a cat. Try again.



























    7

    You later accuse your boyfriend of raping you as he finished in your asshole. Try again.



























    8

    You managed to show your vagoo to your friends and family. What do?

    1. Hit on a guy at a wedding
    2. Make a decent game
    3. Color hair again
    4. Dox people



























    9

    Doxxing is wrong. You go to internet jail forever. Try again.



























    10



























    11

    Games are for boys. Try again.



























    12

    Color it even bluer? Nope. You lost. Try again.



























    13

    Dox who? Nobody even cares about you. Try again.



























    14

    You successfully almost raped a guy. Now what?

    1. Finish the game
    2. Put the game on Steam Greenlight
    3. Watch some Anita Sarkeesian



























    15

    It is a fucking text-adventure game, how long could it possibly take? You lost. Try again.



























    16



























    17

    You and Anita fall in love and together you decide to not create any video game, and instead just bitch at games. Try again.



























    18

    Your game is now popular. People call you out on nepotism and for fucking your way to publicity

    1. Suck off those people as well
    2. Try to ban those people from internets



























    19

    LOL NO. Try again.



























    20

    Nobody even knows about your game, except the people who downvoted your game on Steam. Try again.



























    21

    That was the final coffin for your butterface. You are not unable to get through the door. You are stuck forever, fatty. Try again.



























    22

    They were in another country and you couldn't suck enough dick to fund the bus ticket. Try again.



























    23

    Congratulations you successfully fucked your way to fame. You sure are a strong voice for women.



























    24



























    25



























    26



























    27



























    28



























    29



























    30

    You have reached a secret area of the game, not accessible without using console commands. Congrats on being a cheating cheater who cheats.



























    See also

    External links


    Video game controller nav.png#GamerGate SeriesVideo game controller nav.png



    GamerGate Icon - New and Improved.png
    GamerGate
    65px
    Zoe Quinn
     

    40px
    IGN
    40px
    Destructoid
    45px
    Mighty No. 9
    50px
    Gone Home

    IMC. Head.png
    Ian Miles Cheong
    45px
    Phil Fish
    40px
    m00t sells out
    35px
    EviLORE

    8chan logo.png
    8chan
    40px
    Wizardchan
    25px
    Cracked
    40px
    NeoGAF

    35px
    Jimbo Wales
    55px
    Ryulong
    Kuchera head2.png
    Ben Kuchera
    40px
    Jonathan McIntosh

    45px
    Randi Harper
    35px
    Shanley Kane
    Leigh Alexander Icon.png
    Leigh Alexander
    50px
    FemFreq

    45px
    Sarah Butts
    40px
    Laurelai
    40px
    Brianna Wu
    60px
    Chloe Sagal

    40px
    Arthur Chu
    45px
    Milo Yiannopoulos
    40px
    Peter Coffin
    55px
    Tim Schafer

    40px
    Kotaku
    45px
    Sarkeesian Effect
    50px
    Vivian James
    55px
    Gawker

    40px
    GG Faggots
    30px
    *Nods Respectfully*
    35px
    Moviebob
    35px
    Tom Preston

    35px
    DQ Sim
    55px
    Cathedral of Misogyny
    50px
    Law & Order
    Kung fu guy10.png
    Kung Fu Guy


    Other People and Sites That Got Involved:


    People: Videogame "Journalists"Videogame ReviewersAdam BaldwinCameron BakerAnne RiceWilliam ShatnerJoss WhedonHideki KamiyaBoogie2988JonTronEgoraptorChris ChanAhuviya Harel/ADF-Fuensalidam00tA Man in BlackNick DentonEllen PaoDerek SmartDarksydePhilMrRepzionSuey Park‎Richard DawkinsRichard StallmanNerdcubedJoshua IdehenVordrakFilthy FrankJim SterlingValisHDShoe0nHeadTotalBiscuitTheamazingatheistThunderf00tJulian AssangeWeevIcze4rGeorge R.R MartinStephen ColbertRoosh VNorthBySouthBaranofIronholdsGabe and TychoMaddoxFaggot Who Started OWSSceptre‎TheRalphRetortChris KluweTauriq MoosaParkourDude91The Wannabe DickridersJewWarioTodd in the ShadowsLordKatAngry JoeMaxofs2dCowkittyAsalieriJerry PeetCraig BrittainSir WulfingtonAlex WuoriAndrew HussieTransFrequencyDylann Storm RoofSargon of Akkad.

    Sites: RedditVoatRationalWikiSJWiki76chanTwitterWikipediaTGWTGBoingBoingVICEGOGTheMarySueStormFrontScrewAttackThe EscapistBuzzfeedSalonPatreonJezebelSomething AwfulTV Trope4chanEncyclopedia Dramatica ForumsEncyclopedia Dramatica.

    Others: FacadeCards Against HumanityGNAABill Waggoner CrewMSNBC/CNN/BBC etcThe GuardianElectronic ArtsIntelAdobeGoogleShirtgateMillion Dollar ExtremeHatredPostal 2BaphometAnonymousGamersEverybody else on the internet and their dog.

    Minor Related Pages: Censored article about Brianna WuList of people to annoy with your bullshitSarah Butts FFshrine chatlogsList of people defending Butts' pedophiliaThe DMCA butts sent usMilo Yiannopoulos - The feminist versionShanley Kane's butthurt rantThe Great Gawker Implosion of 2015Skype Con Leak.



    Portal games.png

    Depression Quest Simulator is part of a series on

    Gaming

    Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage.