⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Æ Roadmap
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
- aediot
Depression Quest Simulator
Choose your answer from one of the options. Open the answer by clicking the +.
Start by going to 1 and click your answer.
1
You decide to make a game, what do you do?
- Meet up with a game "journalist" and get him to boink you
- Learn actual coding
- Go to Tumblr
- Dye your hair
2
That didn't work well as he already fucked another girl and you died from AIDS. Try again.
3
You chose to color your hair ugly blue. Good call. What is your next step.
4
You decided to stay on Tumblr. Forever. Try again.
5
Coding skills aren't required to make a game, shitlord. Try again.
6
Tumblr was invaded by 4Chan. You kill yourself when you saw a guy defecating on a cat. Try again.
7
You later accuse your boyfriend of raping you as he finished in your asshole. Try again.
8
You managed to show your vagoo to your friends and family. What do?
9
Doxxing is wrong. You go to internet jail forever. Try again.
10
After doxxing people you ponder your next step.
11
Games are for boys. Try again.
12
Color it even bluer? Nope. You lost. Try again.
13
Dox who? Nobody even cares about you. Try again.
14
You successfully almost raped a guy. Now what?
15
It is a fucking text-adventure game, how long could it possibly take? You lost. Try again.
16
Correct. Watch as the game gets voted off. Now what?
17
You and Anita fall in love and together you decide to not create any video game, and instead just bitch at games. Try again.
18
Your game is now popular. People call you out on nepotism and for fucking your way to publicity
19
LOL NO. Try again.
20
Nobody even knows about your game, except the people who downvoted your game on Steam. Try again.
21
That was the final coffin for your butterface. You are not unable to get through the door. You are stuck forever, fatty. Try again.
22
They were in another country and you couldn't suck enough dick to fund the bus ticket. Try again.
23
Congratulations you successfully fucked your way to fame. You sure are a strong voice for women.
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