⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Dennis Kucinich is a failed wannabe Future President from Ohio. He could beat up Ron Paul if he weren't such a pussy. He recently ended his Presidential Election Campaign when he realized that he was wasting his time because he wasn't a black person, and doesn't have a vagina.
Mayor of Cleveland
Dennis won the race for Mayor of Cleveland in 1977 by promising not to sell a public utility to the Mob. This won him both the election and an IRL ban to be issued by one of the Mobs top Admins. Luckily Dennis got sick the day he was supposed to take a large caliber bullet to the face. The City of Cleveland then went into default, the largest American city to do so since the Great Depression. Cleveland, pissed about the epic fail tried to recall him as Mayor, but failed to do so. He lost re-election in 1979 because his opponent's 9 year old daughter got run over by the party van and bawwwwed his way straight into office.
Presidential Campaign, 2008
Completely irrelevant, for reasons stated above. His platform included:
- Universal Heath Care.
- Legalizing Same Sex Marriage.
- Getting out of Iraq.
- Withdrawal for the WTO, for the hippies.
- Ending the war on drugs, for the potheads.
- Creating a "Department of Peace", for the 1984 fanboys.
- Repealing of the Patriot Act, for the paranoid.
- Getting blowjobs from his own pierced British wife, for the Christians.
Kucinich as a representative
As a representative after, his epic fail attempt for President, he tried to impeach Bush over 9000 times with Nancy Pelosi politely telling him to GTFO. Although he has failed many of times.
he is probably the only non corrupt representative and the only one actually fighting for the constitution and its people he doesn't care because he's really an elf spy, who will go back into the forest when he's done with politics and continue to cross-breed with human women (particularly redheads).
Whiny leftards, without exception. You see, it's completely impossible to hate America as much as Kucinich without also being an atheist, communist, faggot loving, pot smoking hippy, who does nothing all day but watch Michael Moore films with their Jew and black person friends, soaking up welfare.