⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Æ Roadmap
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
- aediot
Dennis Avner
- Not to be confused with the real Stalking Cat
Once upon a time Dennis Avner was your run of the mill basement dwelling furfag working as a sonar technician in the Navy, but thanks to his Native American heritage, he was advised by a chief to "follow the ways of the tiger". Young Dennis took this literally and spent bazillions of dollars to turn himself into a giant fucking cat and gave up his "slave name" to go by his WOW name of Stalking Cat.
Cat Man, as he was known by the media, spent all his life's earnings on irreversible plastic surgery, tattooing, and other forms of mutilation such as whisker implants, fang dentures (he had all his real teeth removed!) and a bionic tail and would not stop until he is 100% feline, which includes grafting fur onto his body and being modified to walk on all fours.
His lulzy dreams and batshit insane passions landed him regular spots on many TV talk shows and TV specials (such as Larry King Live, Ripley's Believe It or Not and VH1's Totally Obsessed) making him the most famous and prolific furry in the world. Though he claimed he was "not a furry" and that this was only a part of his cultural heritage, he regularly appeared at furcons (He was a Guest of Honor at Rainfurrest in 2007) and was known to be extremely rude to con staffs, volunteers, and artists because he thought he was teh shitz.
He was hailed by furfags everywhere as a legend until his suicide last Thursday. Goodnight, sweet prince.
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