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David "D.Icke" Icke (more like David Kike, amirite?) is a former English Soccer player (and the SON OF GOD) who according to him, later came into contact with an extra-dimensional being known to him as the Godhead. This being told him that reptilian beings who had broken out from another dimension were posing as world leaders in an effort to bring about a New World Order. These beings according to Icke are also controlling non-reptilian politicians through Jew DNA. This brought Icke to come to the conclusion that JEWS DID WTC.
David Icke Reptilian?
A popular conspiracy theory is that David Icke is a closet Reptilian/Superjew himself, and is trying to spread crapola against those who are really trying to expose the Illuminati. For example, David Icke's prominence corresponds to the rise of a genuine researcher, Fritz Springmeier, who was framed and jailed by the Illuminati. They then let David Icke go around spewing his shape-shifting reptilian bullshit to discredit the followers of Springmeier. David Icke HAS plagiarized from Springmeier in many of his books.
David Icke on the Jews
—David Icke, on how he needs to lrn2history
He has never explained how his own birth into an ultra - orthodox Hasidic Jewish family influenced his attitude towards his fellow Jews.
Icke is one of the few people known in society to have transformed from being a mundane into a complete nutbar in the public eye. Most nutbars were/are nutbars from birth/first attaining celebrity status. This change can also be attributed to the public perception of Michael Jackson who also hates Jews.
Some people would say that David Icke is Batshit Insane. Others would say that he's a complete Fucktard. Whatever side of the debate you stand on, everyone agrees that Icke is a veritable Lulz Machine.
He doth protest too much
Do you really think that David Kike could be the leader of the New Age shit party and somehow avoid The Disease of Israel?
Here's his game:
David Icke on the Origin of the Universe
Icke claims that the entire universe was created by sound. As you can probably tell, this is just recycled religious bullshit ( "In the beginning was the Word ... and the Word was God" - John 1:1, the Hindu "Ohm", etc.)
Icke claims the galaxies were created by sound, however sound cannot travel through space. If you enlighten David to this fact he will ignore you, generally because
"Everything is sound, and it is sound that turns matter and energy into form" - David Icke. (T.W.A.T.)
As you can see according to David, everything is sound. Is my cock sound? It is not. Sound turns matter and energy into form? Well yes if you vibrate something that sticks together, for example iron filings and plasticine, but if it's just about anything else, it won't work.
David bases his theories on a bit of truth and a lot of fiction which equals bullshit. However some retarded people believe him because they like the idea of it, they also buy his crappy books. He also believes George Bush and the royal family are part of the higher-dimensional reptile/Jew conspiracy to unite the world under an intergalactic new world order.
David Icke on being a Sucker
In 2006 Icke was possibly one of the first people in at least 100 years to lose the rights to his own books:
Oh noes. :(
In 2008 Icke stood as a candidate in the Haltemprice and Howden by-election against David Davis. If elected he pledged to unmask David D Davidson as an illuminati gatekeeper, even though DDD has a track record of (a) having a soul and (b) resigning from his cabinet post to fight an election on the ID card issue (which he won with a 70% turn out).
Ever the savvy operator, Icke announced that, if elected MP, he would refuse to swear the Oath of Allegiance required to take a seat in the House of Commons. Thus meaning that his potential voters might as well fold their ballot papers into darts and chuck them out the window. His campaign consisted of his usual online ravings, hoping that his captive audience of shut-in paranoids would miraculously manage to go outside on the right date during polling hours, eventually locate their local voting stations, and ultimately mark their ballot papers correctly. The results were entirely consistent with Icke's original strategy: To this very day, he has not been seen in Parliament.
David was a goalkeeper for Coventry City but never made it as a professional. It seems he then disappeared into obscurity again until he got a job in local BBC radio commentating on Snooker (possibly the greatest sport ever). The powers that be decided they had bigger plans for Dave after he committed career suicide on Wogan. They reeled him to Hollywood (about 1h:30 in) where he would start his divine mission to become the new messiah, he met a fringe loony and 'discovered' DMT, peyote, and acid for the first time ever! Also while watching too many re-runs of Sci-fi show V, he realized for the first time that there was an other plane of existence (probably where he is considered sane) and was the first person EVER to work out that you could pretend you were in that other plane! and lo, Dave had invented spiritualism! So he realized lots of books and promotional DVDs.
He admitted "(He) studied the military/government mind-control programs and techniques in great detail for many years during the late-1990s and across 2000,"  and is now using on this on the tin foil hat brigade to launch a war against the repeaters of the established order of shape shifting reptiles.
Actually Dave was perceiving other 'possible' dimensions and believing in the lizard conspiracy he makes it more real, even when he claims he is fighting against it. As on a a quantum level, belief of an event is a more powerful the actuality and that personalized reality if repeated enough taints the collective reality.
Icke wrote yet another lie about one of the many reptilians taking human form, namely Richard Warman, who used his reptilian lawyer skills to get a shitload of cash from Icke. Of course David has not published this massive defeat anywhere, but he was quick to announce his fund raiser to buy his own
Reptilian Jewish lawyers in defense.
—Warman shitting all over Icke
"As a discussion grows longer, the probability of blaming Jews, Reptilians and Aliens approaches one."
People Who Love David Icke
- Nazi Furs
- Alex Jones
- Star Trek fans
- Star Wars fans
- Ann Coulter
- Nick Griffin
- Jim Davidson
- Armin Meiwes
- Dan Quayle
- Mike Corley
- Wikipedos like Sceptre
- Sherry Shriner
- Coast to Coast AM
- Above Top Secret
- Amitakh Stanford
- His website
- Guardian interview with Icke
- Humans of the world UNITE!
- The Politics of Madness
- Interview with the Prophet
- Why masons hate Icke
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