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Æ Roadmap

  • Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
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  • Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)

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    Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021! - aediot



    Dau.pl

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    Dau.pl is an irssi script much in the fashion of Gay.pl, in that it is designed to make you look like a complete asshole on IRC. It has a number of useful features.

    File:Daudotpl.png
    Proper usage of Dau.pl.

    Features

    • Destroy text in a number of different ways
    • Greet people in channels in a wonderfully annoying way (see screenshot)
    • Do some other ASCII crap
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     < Dau.pl lets you cowsay without cowsay being installed. >
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             \   ^__^
              \  (oo)\_______
                 (__)\       )\/\
                     ||----w |
                     ||     ||
    

    Instructions

    Go to http://www.dau.pl and download the script. Put it where you normally put your irssi scripts, and load it in the usual way. You will need shitty Perl. Set dau in action by executing /dau --daumode. Your text will be garbled before it is sent, and all the text you receive will be garbled as well. It's wonderful!

    • Pressing and holding enter sends a lovely flood of [email protected]'s in a number of randomly messed up formats
    • /dau --greet sends a great greet to the entire channel
    • Dau.pl can be combined with Gay.pl. For example, /gay -1 hihihihi will color the text using Gay.pl, and destroy the formatting with Dau.pl (since --daumode is on). IRC annoyances are like Voltron: Their power increases exponentially when they combine.

    See also

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    Dau.pl is part of a series on

    Trolls

    Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage.

    Dau.pl

    is part of a series on

    IRC

    Please visit the IRC PORTAL for more

    A-BC-DE-FG-HI-JK-LM-NO-P
    Q-RS-TU-VW-XY-Z#

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