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Daniel Kay
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Daniel Kay, DanielKay on Fur Affinity, is a 24 year old German furry who indulges in many sick fetishes such as scat, fat, diaper as well as transformation. If you didn't hate furries already, after reading about this prime specimen of furdom you will. His art is the epitome as to why all furries are considered sick fucks.
Also he had caused quite a bit of drama on Fur Affinity with a certain Thanksgiving banner which even his fellow furries found gut-wrenchingly sickening.
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His art
When it comes to Daniel Kay and his art, it boils down to two things. Firstly he's a massive attention whore. Secondly he wants nothing more than to cram his sick, twisted fetishes down your throat. His prolific production of his fetish art and the contents thereof is so sickly twisted it will make your balls shrivel and your eyes bleed when you behold the heaving mass of shit.
On the other hand we've seen worse.
Scalie Love
As if his art isn't bad enough, he is deeply passionate about scalies. His intense fixation on them borders on sick obsession, to the point it makes one wonder if he actually thinks he is one.
Scalie Pride Drama
Daniel has a lot of issues involving scalie pride. He whines and complains that his scalie friends have betrayed him and the endangered, shrinking population of scalies by turning Furry
—Daniel Kay on creeping everyone out with his love for anything scalie | ||
The Journals
At one point, Daniel became so depressed that he started writing a lot of tl;dr journals about scalie love, pride, and how he hated when his friends changed from a dragon character into a furry. He would also mention that they would change personalities and be a whole different person. Some argue they changed because they saw how fucked up he actually was and wanted to distance themselves as much as possible from him, abandoning scalie-ism just to get the fuck away from him.
—Daniel Kay, Bane of any Herpetologist | ||
The Art
One piece of "art" was an emotional piece as he described it. It stirred up quite a bit of drama as it revealed how deeply and disturbingly serious Daniel takes his scalie fetish and furthering his creepy obsession. However, he also elicited sympathy from his hugbox friends who actually emphasized with him. It only showed how they are just as fucked up and delusional as he is. Take a look.
—Daniel Kay |
Depression
Here are a few things you can do to relapse Daniel's depression.
- Tell him he has an ED article
- Scalies suck
- His artwork sucks
- Commission a very expensive drawing from him, but have no intentions on paying it.
He usually complains that people are arrogant and are assholes to him, which really isn't a surprise considering he whines and complains when he tries to get in touch with people from his past and, in an effort to sever all contact with this creepy fuck, they look the other way and ignore him.
In other words, 90% of his journals consist of depression and scalies.
Gallery of a sick fuck
- Bigcow.jpg
Literally a Lulzcow.
- Booggrowth.jpg
Most guys want woman with bigger tits but this guy goes one step further.
- Checkup.jpg
Don't piss him off or he will sit on you.
- Combofetish.jpg
A combination of fail.
- Extremefatfetish.jpg
We all look forward to when they both have heart attacks.
- Killmenow.jpg
Heart attack in 3...2...
- Sickfuckdaniel.jpg
What he really wants.
- Sickfuckdaniel2.jpg
He still really wants it.
- Cold Daniel Kay.jpg
- Offer Daniel Kay.jpg
- Quicky Daniel Kay.jpg
Banner Drama
Back in November, Daniel decided it would be a great idea to make a Thanksgiving banner. Due to Dragoneer sharing the same fetishes as Daniel, the banner was displayed. An immediate shitstorm ensued on many different threads in the forums. . The banner was only enjoyed by those sick fucks who already entertained some extreme fat fetishes. Drama
When December rolled around he decided to do another for that month too, featureing the site's mascots suffering from diabeetus from November's banner. This was an attempt at lulz but it was ultimatly fail as nobody cared.
Quotes
—Daniel Kay on being the sick fuck as well as the overly sensitive type who hates it when people tell him his work sucks | ||
External Links
If you are a brave soul and you want to see his gallery of fail by all means...
- File:Furaffinity-favicon.png DanielKay
- His Website Actually blocks people from commissioning him if they try and fuck with him.
Methods of Contact
If you want to contact him
- AIM: danielkay03
- MSN: [email protected]
- ICQ: 146088159
- Yahoo: daniel_k02
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