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    Dangerous Kitten

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    Police.gif FACT ALERT:
    This is serious shit and has been known to cause drama and IRL Ban Hammers. Actually using this might get you v&. The information on page is provided for entertainment purposes only.

    Dangerous Kitten got its name from how it was originally spread - a rar embedded in a jpg with the picture of a kitten in a hand, and the subtitle "It's dangerous to go alone, take this". It is a set of trolling tools.

    The phrase was originally used in the first appearance of Link in "The Legend of Zelda" on NES.

    Currently, with the death of the Partyvan Wiki, the only known way to get Dangerous Kitten is through P2P sites such as The Pirate Bay.

    Tool List (v 2.2.5)

    • Windows (and Wine for Linux and Mac fags)
      • BWraep
      • BWRaeper.NET
      • Forum Proxy Leecher
      • Hide the IP (Platinum)
      • LOIC
      • Longcat Flooder (distributed and standalone)
      • Ping Flood
      • rok/i/ts
      • SMAC
      • Sinflood
      • wgetraep
      • XP-AntiSpy
      • SMTP Server
      • "quickstart" zero-configuration double-click-and-you're-done BWRaeper
    • Linux/Unix/Mac
      • pygetraep
      • "quickstart" zero-configuration drag-to-terminal-press-enter-and-you're-done BWRaeper
    • Web-Based
      • Download links to webservers: WAMP (windows) XAMPP (windows/linux/mac/solaris) and MAMP (mac)
      • AnonProxy*
      • FormFlood Form Flooder*
      • Mail flooder
      • Miniloader
      • Myspace phisher
      • Vampire Raep script
      • Raid Imagery
        • Hueg3.jpg
        • EbaumsWorld.com watermarks
        • Goatse

    Items marked with a * are new or updated in the most recent version.

    The /i/Kit

    Largely based on Dangerous Kitten, the /i/kit is an all in one package that can be loaded on to a USB drive (or a CD if you like lag) for anonymous to use for raids, haxzorin and lulz.

    This kit is perfect for libraries, Cafes, "friends" houses, and any computer you don't own. You're in, you raid, you're out...and no one's really the wiser

    • Dangerous Kitten (minus Linux stuff because this is only for windoze)
      • BWraep
      • BWRaeper.NET
      • Forum Proxy Leecher
      • Hide the IP (Platinum)
      • LOIC
      • Longcat Flooder (distributed and standalone)
      • Ping Flood
      • rok/i/ts
      • SMAC
      • Sinflood
      • wgetraep
      • XP-AntiSpy
      • SMTP Server
      • Download links to webservers: WAMP (windows) XAMPP (windows/linux/mac/solaris) and MAMP (mac)
      • AnonProxy*
      • FormFlood Form Flooder*
      • Mail flooder
      • Miniloader
      • Myspace phisher
      • Vampire Raep script
      • Raid Imagery
    • Britchan Dangerous Kitten Stuff
      • 1000 Tutorials
      • Blackwidow
      • "Botnets" Folder
      • Brutus
      • Cain and Abel
      • DoS v5.5
      • Net Tools
      • Prox/i/fier
      • Sparky CM9
      • SMAC Address Changer
      • Tor
      • Virtualbox
    • Portable Software
      • F/i/rekipz, Pidgin, Tor
      • 7-zip
      • PuTTY
      • VLC
      • CommandPrompt
      • Audacity
      • Notepad++
      • OpenOffice
      • Eraser
      • Lightscreen
      • mIRC
    
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    External Links

    • Dangerous Kitten 3.0 (Includes /i/Kit and other shit) (page this was copied from) <---- Looks like this shit contains a virus? Something happened to the page.
    • Download <- Self extractor, just point it at the USB drive and hit install
    • Net Tools


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