⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️

There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.

Æ Roadmap

  • Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
  • Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
  • Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
  • Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
  • .onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
  • CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
  • Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
  • Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)

  • Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.

    If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.

    You can also email me via [email protected]

    Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.

    Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021! - aediot



    Dan Savage

    From Encyclopedia Dramatica
    Jump to navigation Jump to search
    File:Dan Savage.jpg
    Dan Savage getting a whiff of his favorite toy

    Daniel Keenan Savage is a homo who has a newspaper column titled Savage Love which first appeared in a free Seattle based weekly called "The Stranger." His column has been running for many years now, and deals with sex tips and relationship advice. He is also responsible for the old meme about Senator Rick Santorum's name doubling for the result of having sex in the ass. He also coined the terms "pegging" and "santorum", in order to make even heterosexuality gay. He spent thousands of dollars on a baby boy for he and his gay lover to raise in a loving household. In his column, he likes to make fun of lots of different people, including furries, dogfuckers, and poo-eaters. He is not a member of NAMBLA, though he is queerer than a dildo-shaped enema.

    Furthermore, while he never admits to it in public, he once gave a blumpkin to Michael Moore for E$50. To this day, Moore has not paid up.

    Like many pampered, overeducated post-modernist intellectuals, Dan Savage attempts to demystify sex through rationality and cynicism. This makes his bloodless columns popular with insecure, gullible urbanites who think they can save themselves from the inconvenience of existential suffering by micro-managing their sexual relationships and dismissing their violent, soul-shaking urges as remnants of an irrelevant but still-present evolutionary hard-wiring. The type of people who read Savage's columns are usually incapable of love and so wrapped up in themselves that sex with them is no more than a tedious evacuation-fuck. Savage has made himself rich by exploiting the common delusion that with reason we can rise above human nature and reduce sex to mere sensation. Plus, he's a fag.

    It gets better project

    Nuvola
    Moar info: It Gets Better.

    Sometime last thursday Dan Savage teamed up with his butt buddy Terry and decided to start an international campaign of hate towards young white Christian Conservative children. Stereotyping them as all being bigoted homophobic bullies in hopes they will feel unwanted and commit suicide, all while completely ignoring the fact most homophobic flaming and bullying comes from black children out of single parent households that usually support the democratic party. The response has gathered some of the biggest stars in Hollywood and over9000 of the most ignorant self centered Youtubers on the web. All urging everyone to love and make peace with each other, that is, if they all agree with you politically. If not, feel free to treat them like total Horseshit! These responses are nothing more then the typical one way jargon to pour from a liberal's mouth. The result of all this is liberal gay people feeling even more insecure about themselvs, because now they feel special only because of who they agree with, and the occasional bisexual libertarian to now feel not only hated by Conservatards but by most other gays as well because they are supposed to agree with them politically in order to be considered a human being in their standards.

    TL;DR

    Savage is a dick licking attention whore

    Links

    Portal faggotry.png

    Dan Savage is part of a series on

    Homosexual Deviants

    Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage.