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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Wtf is this shit
If you carefully read between the lines and analyze the books you see that all his books have the same plot. Older man finds hot slut, they fall in love, and save the world using their unique and special talents. Dan Brown is a worthless hack. And a black person. More like Ban Drown, amirite? I wish he'd get fucking banned. Then fucking drowned.
Da Vinci Code
Protip: "Da Vinci" isn't the esteemed inventor/painter's surname. Back then most people didn't have surnames, Leo included. Da Vinci just means "from Vinci" and people who know what they're talking about simply call him "Leonardo". Of course, Dan Bawwwwwwwn is too much of a faggot to know that.
Brown's most famous work, the Da Vinci Code, is a Holy Blood, Holy Grail fanfic about a whining feminist manwoman who is persecuted by the French because he likes to hang out with guys in the Lourve and draw stuff with their blood. He meets some girl, who's a pagan, but also a Christian, but also Jesus's daughter, or some shit. There's also another guy, and a guy who's into BDSM. Then they find the Holy Grail because two guys in Da Vinci's 'The Last Supper' are leaning in opposite directions. No, really. And then he sticks his sword in her chalice, and they all live happily ever after.
Dan Brown causes 9/11
Since Dan Brown is such a shitty writer, everyone with half a brain cell had the "mystery" solved by the end of chapter 1 (out of eleventy billion, as each chapter was a paragraph long). Unfortunately, this means most of America thought it was a ground breaking, thrilling page-turner, full of twists and turns. This pissed off the rest of the world, since they realized the same people they were working for for 3 cents an hour were the same people who put The Da Vinci Code on the best-seller list, and Al-Qaeda got all emo and started cutting themselves. Good job, Dan, you caused WTC.
Dan Brown isn't a Jew you fucking faggot. LIES
Angels and Demons
Dan Browns earlier book, Angels and Demons, was so shit that even he noticed it and rewrote it as the Da Vinci Code to offend catholics to get more monies and publicity. It's about how Muslims love to suck Satan's cock.
Academic man falls in love with thin whore and they save the world from a COMPUTER VIRUS!!11!. Then they live happily ever after and have gay sex with farm animals.
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