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Æ Roadmap
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- aediot
Damaron
Damaron The Wolf is a pathetic furfag basement dweller, who currently resides with his parents in some shithole called Canton, Michigan. Unwilling to be just another piss soaked babyfur in the sea of degeneracy that is the furry fandom, he also regularly showcases his mental illness to his slavering crowd of YouTube fanboys.
Like many sexual deviants, Damaron believed that he would be able to live out his sick and twisted double life on the internet like some sort of retarded batman. This naiveté and gullibility is, of course, eBaums bread and butter. While lurking the internet for another retarded video of the now to feature on ED, DLB was partially blinded after viewing Damaron's video 'Lupine Seduction' without the benefit of proper eye protection. The video in question was front paged 1/09/08, 24 hours later it had received at least 100 new comments (mostly consisting of YIFF IN HELL!) and over 5,000 new views. Once it was seen, it could not be unseen. With the charges set, our holy crusaders embarked upon an inevitable journey to cast aside this epic display of faggotry, and trample it beneath their feet.
Contents
The Video That Started It All
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4chan's Reaction
Upon viewing the furfag strip tease video, /b/ collectively shat bricks. Pitchforks, harpoons and torches were soon at hand, and over the cries of "YIFF IN HELL" and "OH FUCK YOU /b/!," the internet hate machine began to chug into action. Within a short period of time some enterprising group of anons had managed to not only dig up his dox, but those of his parent (singular, LOL his dad is dead) and place of employment. Repeated calls and emails to his work, home, and mother by concerned citizens have yet to determine whether or not Damaron is indeed in the market to buy a dog for something other than raping purposes.
Damaron's woe
Between frequent yiffing sessions and "erotic dances" Damaron happened to notice that anon had caught wind of him. He preceded to try and delete his original video, and make his LiveJournal friends only. This notice was put up on his LJ as of January 12:
— Damaron | ||
This of course, is a mildly unintelligent solution, as it will only fuel the rage of further trolls. He really would have been better off buying a dog.
Youtube Faggotry
Damaron loves to parade his mental illness around in public.
—Damaron - Teaching kids how to spell with the use of visual aids. | ||
Gallery:
- Damaronlarp1.jpg
Oh yea, did I mention he apparently LARPs as well?
- Damaronlarp2.jpg
- Damaronlarp3.jpg
- Damaronlarp4.jpg
- Damaronlarp5.jpg
- Damaronlarp6.jpg
- Damaronlarp7.jpg
- Damarongiftart.jpg
Oh god
- Damarongiftart2.jpg
- Damaronpoledance.jpg
- Damaronexploitable2.jpg
- DamaronCar.jpg
He likes that fucking car a little too much
- Damaronexploitable3.jpg
Everyone's got a little furry in 'em!
- DAMARON ADDRESS.jpg
I wonder where Damaron lives?
- DEM17.jpg
In b4 fursecution.
- Damarondrunk.jpg
- Damaronfurcon.jpg
- Damaronirlfurfagtshirt.jpg
He seriously wore that T-shirt? In DISNEYLAND?!
- Damaronpose1.jpg
- Damaronpose2.jpg
- Damaronpose3.jpg
- Damaronpose4.jpg
- Damaronpose5.jpg
- Damaronxmas.jpg
You're getting something worse than coal, and it ain't going to be in your stocking.
- Damaronrelated2.JPG
According to Damaron this person is somehow related to him; I see this gene pool needs moar chlorine.
External Links
- His Live Journal
- His WikiFur page, though it's a stub.
- YouTube Profile
- His Halo 3 Xbox Live Account
- Fur Affinity account
- More on the letter "h"
See Also
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