Dallas Sniper Attacks
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|Micah Johnson pictured|
|2016 Dallas Sniper Attacks|
|Highscore||Killed 5, injured 9|
|Perpetrators||Micah Johnson; unknown gunman.|
|An Hero?||Unfortunately, no. (killed by R2Dindu, the best police robot)|
On the evening of July 7th 2016, a pair of Nigras decided that Chris Dorner deserved a sequel. During a "peaceful protest" for Black Lives Matter in Dallas Texas, the monkeys, brimming with groid rage directed at YT's police, armed themselves with M4 carbines (presumed to be chambered in 7.62x39) and infiltrated a building. Next, they got into position to view the pigs on the streets below. Once this stage of their mission was complete, they waited until some pigs were within view, and sniped them from long range distance; assassinating 5 and severely wounding 9 others (7 more cops, 2 NPC bystanders). The Dallas protests were formed in response to the fatal killings of two Dindus, just days prior to the shooting spree. Due to the nature of the attack and the "victims" primarily being pigs, the shooting is expected to bring in intense drama and lulz to Dumbfuckistan, despite the country experiencing a Mass Shooting every 3.291 seconds and the Sniper attacks rolling in relatively few frags. Even so, we applaud the nigra for managing to pwn some piggies, as they went for the High Score on the "Nightmare" difficulty, rewarding them an immediate 20 point bonus to their graded score. This shooting spree was the deadliest attack in America against cops since 9/11.
What triggered these events? It might've been the fact that just days before the assassination plot, two Dindus were brutally killed by cops, seemingly for little reason (as if a reason to kill niggers was even necessary). There was also a huge "peaceful" protest going on around Dallas at the time. Considering the fact that they blak, its real dam possible they been doin sum stupid ass shit to those pigs. Pigs naturally fear brown colored ppl as it reminds 'em of predators like bears and shit.
Naturally, niggers hate the police. Whenever a pig brutally pwn's a nig, this sets off a chain reaction in the Black Hivemind that causes them to chimp out. Often, they burn entire buildings down, cause millions in property damage, and can only be stopped after a legion of thousands of cops institute martial law in tha hood, till da niggas wear they selvz out. The turbo-nigger sniper squad had every reason genetically to go apeshit. They had a higher IQ than the typical 60~80 niglet, and were also notable for actually being able to shoot straight. Thus, all these pigs get surprise buttsecks'd with the almighty, accurate power of a sniper rifle, available at your nearest gun sto', foo.
Initially, it was suspected that there were up to four snipers stationed around the area, but it was shortly revealed to have been the work of Micah Xavier Johnson and another perpetrator who is currently unknown and presumed to be at large. Johnson and the piggies played grab ass in a parking garage for a bit, but then the fuzz decided it was time for a donut break and sent a bot in to deal with his magnificent, shapely, statuesque ebony ass. As everyone knows, nigs and technology don't mix, and the bot decided to allah ackbar himself out and away from lil Micah's bix nood ramblings. Micah was too busy shucking and jiving to notice the robot was packed with enough explosives to take out a tank and was caught in the blast.
The only REAL perpetrator of the shooting spree, according to Liberals, as the nigra dindu nuffin and wer inno sint
Sir, you have a phone call.
Skynet activated. Robot hero is the BOMB.
I'm in your hood. Blowin'up all your nigras.
Never relax. He tried to warn us.
Red herring open carrying negra, spotted shortly before actual shooters went Postal.
Micah was an active Blacklivesmatter supporter.
Despite the low frag count, the event brought in significant attention nationwide. Most whites BAWWW'd over their precious pigs being pwn'd, calling for hate crime legislation to protect cops. Meanwhile, a significant amount (possibly even the majority) of black people are legit praising and celebrating the attacks. Current independent investigations have shown that those Black Lives Matter chimps are planning more attacks on society at whole.
As usual, the idiotic masses immediately chimped out and made death threats and other illicit and idiotic posts. If you find any death threats or calls to violence, please contact the FBI here, and report the liberal freaks out, for great justice. Do your part to keep the US safe! Be an hero, not a zero!
|Kill count:||5/20 9 injured|
|Accuracy:||17/20 Niggers know how to use a gun, da fuk? HACKS|
|Style:||17/20 Straight out of GTA 5, plus enough supplies at home to start a real war|
|Butthurt:||16/20 Potentially triggers the "L.A. Riots 2.0"|
|Bonus:||20/20 Immediate 20 point bonus for successfully playing on Nightmare Difficulty|
|Total score: 75/100 (C)|
The actual perpetrator, according to the left.
The perpetrator, contemplating his plan
This man was initially reported to have been responsible, but has now been cleared of all charges.
Black people, immediately after the shitstorm.
tl;dr of what happened
- Chris Dorner
- Cosmo Setepenra
- Sam Hyde
- The South
- Black Lives Matter
- High Score
- Mass Shooting
- Crisis actors needed - 19 days before the shooting spree, posted in Dallas TX, quickly deleted post-massacre by Craigslist.
- Petition to recognize BLM as a terrorist organization.
- Dallas Thread 6 - 99 bombs edition
- Dallas Thread 4 - NOW UNLOCKED EDITION
- Dallas Thread 5
- BREAKING: OFFICER KILLED AT DALLAS PROTEST
- Live execution
- Dailystormer goes apeshit
- News article
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