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Dalhusky, AKA Mr. Derek Hermans, is an overweight, socially awkward Ebon Lupus-fanatic and known dogmongler who enjoys posting incriminating videos of himself on YouTube for you to laugh at. In said videos, Mr. Hermans proceeds to make out with stuffed animals and tells us how he is actually a dog trapped in a human body and how much he would like to have sex with a dog. What the fuck man, seriously. When not making an ass out of himself, Dal likes to pretend he is an anarchist communist liberal faggot... failing at all except being, well, a faggot.
Recently Mr Hermans has taken the liberty to edit his own Encyclopedia Dramatica article in the hope of educating the truth to ED- we reverted it. With the demise of Dalhusky's bid for free speech, he has now demanded that his copyrighted images must be removed from this article. Fortunately our qualified attorney at LOL has informed us that this is not in fact serious business.
in Yer internets, screwing yer dogs...
Derek emerged on YouTube with comments on the Youtube Furry War. Using real names of some of the trolls on YouTube, he quickly gained the attention of the FCTC. It has since been discovered that his old account, here, was closed for videos of him sexually violating puppies. Because of his overtly sexual comments regarding the animals, many a furfag proclaimed Dal a troll disguising himself as a furry in order to sabotage their efforts and ruin their credibility.
Unfortunately for them Dalhusky and his sexual appetites were very real.
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This did not stop him from garnering a supportbase, however, as his apperance coincided with the furry-wide Wolfee Darkfang Caught With Dog Porn scandal, and Wolfee, clearly needing support for his cause decided that the most reasonable response to Dalhuskys debut would be to try and assimilate him with his furry brethren. Why Wolfee thought it a good publicity move to befriend an open doghumper while denying being a puppymongler himself remains a mystery, however Wolfees vouch gave Dal enough leeway amongst the Youtube furries to keep this shit up for quite some time.
Derek runs his own website, where he states that "Dalhusky is all about love and sex and all things canine", as well as linking to a few disgusting furry sites and trying to make zoophilia sound remotely normal. Dalhusky took down his fucktarded site due to epic trolling and then
put it back up. The New Husky Way. <--- Gone too. DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING!
Having decided to make peace following a joint effort between trolls and furries telling him he's a sick fuck, Dalhusky BAWWWWW'd this up.
—The dawg has said it himself and wrote it here on his own!
"Art" and more!
Derek Hermans never became an adult as he still watches children's cartoons and family movies. As you might expect, all the cartoons he watches have some sort of canine in it. We could say that Dalhusky not only raped the cartoon characters of canines, he also raped many people's childhood by making rule 34 of those cartoon canines.
Derek has ruined the following cartoons and movies:
- 101 Dalmatians
- All Dogs Go to Heaven
- The Fox and the Hound
- And many many more
Quotes of his wonderful literature...
When the heat got too much to bear, Dalhusky tried to proclaim the entire thing was just for the lulz, and he only drew pictures of puppy raped and Frenched stuffed animals on YouTube as a joke.Really. Unfortunately for him, like most sick fucks Dal used the same email and usernames everywhere he went, and the fact that he kept up the 'act' for over 5 years prior to YouTube made things a little difficult for him.
Dalhusky the Vandal
Every now and then, Dalhusky creates an ED account to vandalize this page and tamper evidence. Simply because Dalhusky cannot handle the truth and can't help but to serve us fresh lulz by the second. The following sections below are the names and details of his ED accounts.
ChoChoDog's nature is ambiguous. He may be a zoophile supporter or Dalhusky in clever disguise. What is clear, however, is the fact that he goes about promoting his agenda in a clever, almost undetectable way. His activity on ED is strictly confined to accusing trolls of being sick fucks and posting unintelligible flames on people's talk pages. One can't help but admire his attempts at keeping the Dalhusky story fresh and providing us with additional lulz.
After Dalhusky became communist, he decided to vandalize and deny his past in this article. However Dalhusky cannot hide the truth that he is an anarchist, a pedophile, a faggot, etc. (whatever the hell he may be). Feel free to check out the following links below about his vandalism on this article.
- Dalhusky's stuff are public domain not copyright!
- Self Desruction and BAWWWWW!
- An hero much?
- Dalhusky denies the fact that he is a pedophile
- Who could forget his sockpuppet accounts?
- Dalhusky denies the fact that he is an anarchist.
- His so called copyright art again...
It appears Dalhusky can't handle the truth these days...BAWWWWW!
The following is a PM from Dalhusky talking about his life. Could this be the cause of his sick fuckery? (Probably not, considering how insignificant a role the dog played in his early life. He's just a born sick fuck, and discovered these fetishes only after getting on the intrawebz.)
His "newer" account, no videos but he's still active.deleted
- A mirror of most of Dalhusky's YouTube videos
His creepy fansite for the 101 Dalmatians TV series
- His fansite for Snow Dogs
His fansite for BaltoAll three are Baleeted
- Guess what he draws
- Lovely furfag literature
- Minor lulz as Dalhusky gets butthurt in Halo!
- Dalhusky's Fagspace
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