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— A Moon Guard Male.
— Nosceteipsum on Moon Guard identifying himself on BEASTFORUM. It's okay faggots. You were wrong. She fucks dogs.
Meet Dalavesta, real name Dara Mize. She is known for her many interests in life, like reading tarot cards, being the GM of a guild on Moon Guard in World of Warcraft, and now fucking dogs. Dalavesta leads a busy life. For someone that can read the future with a bunch of cards did she see that she was going to make it big in the world of animal rape? Only the mystic gods of fur-fuckery know.
She was first seen on Beastforum on the Sirona account looking for a new boyfriend after a breakup with her fiance. We can only presume that he found out that she liked man's best friend more than man and left her. There she found many other sick fucks that told her it was a good idea to post her pictures and that was when we got our first look.
Then it spread into pandemonium when she was caught on the Warcraft forums by trolls that trolled, just to get White Knighted. It is believed that she admitted to her sickfuckery just to turn around and say her account was hacked. All that we have is one screencap to rule them all.
Formerly known as ThePreciousPaw on youtube, she now spends the majority of her time hiding behind her guild on the CultLive Channel where they specialize in making shitty videos and she lies about her name. Current aliases are Dara Mize, Dara Evert-Mize, and Dara Evert. All of which are bullshit, except for Dara Mize, ask her father Frank Mize. He is very proud of his dog fucking daughter. She likes to feel like a special snowflake by saying her videos are part of a company: Dara Evert-Mize and Cult Live Productions, Fairfield, OH 45014. Her Steam account is Shion, there is an avatar of another poor dog waiting for abuse there, her Steam Group is: The Eyes of Old (TEOO). Other characters she may be known as are Shion, Evelis, and Pyrros. She is also AdeloriaAshcroft on Elfwood, IresaVanBrudd on DA, which leads to her lovely boyfriend of the time Daniel Shoultz, the artist of the imagery that is on his GothicPhobia DA account, which then ends up on Dalavesta's CONFIRMED DA account, then ends up as an art thread by Sirona on BeastForum, as pictures where SHE WAS THE MODEL. So, this links Dara, to Dalavesta, to Sirona in no uncertain terms.
Photos of Rex were found on the Astrata photobucket account. Who is Astrata and why should people care? She is Dara Mize. Owner of one emo as fuck Live Journal and the character Dalavesta. Then you find the picture of an "anthro" (which is another word for furfag) that is on the Sirona account on BeastForum. Then the character Pyrros which matches Dalavestas' known alt on Moon Guard and you have the inception of clusterfucks for your lols pursuit. The dots were hard to connect for many online detectives, so we did it for you. Thank the team later.
Since the latest bitchfest on the Moon Guard forums, where they made the front page yet again; everyone has gotten to enjoy seeing that her supporters are members of the furry, dogfucker, and generally mentally unstable community. More cries of shoop de whoop and oh no you didn't were to be had. More attempts to get rid of this page were taken, as information was sent over. After all, Moon Guard can stop this page. Which would be believable if it was in the realm of their ability to stop themselves from getting laid.
— Kadrick explaining how Ohio is a rapist and more
- You can see their work here: Mary Sue RP and General Bullshit
- Pay them a visit in their RP community here: LOL RP
- Where she was hacked and young men spew to her: White Knights
- Due to one of their own members trolling her...they can be found in hiding here
- 1 Why This Page is Here.
- 2 What Dalavesta/Sirona Looks for in a "Man."
- 3 A Visual Guide to What Dalavesta/Dara/Sirona Does on The Weekend
- 4 See also
Why This Page is Here.
— The Horde
— A conversation between Bob_hubb and Sirona (Dalavesta) about her first time with a dog, his Mastiff.
In December 2011, more people found out about Dalavesta's secret. They decided IT IS NOT OKAY TO FUCK ANIMALS and started a group protesting her bullshittery. Naturally, on World of Warcraft and on Moon Guard, nobody liked getting told fucking dogs was wrong. So they went to the forums and defended Dalavesta. They called her a 'cornerstone of the community.' Which cemented them in forever being known as the ERP server. This started a dramacow of epic proportions. Many people weighed in on the issue, many deciding it was alright to fuck animals. Then the apology was posted on the Eyes of Old website by their guild master herself. Then, immediately taken down. Fortunately, we have a screenshot. Dalavesta claims she was hacked and never, ever wrote that post.
People with common sense believe she posted it in the wrong section and proceeded to flip her shit. Every time someone tries to make the community aware of this player, they are shot down with claims of Dalavesta's "internet celebrity" and that proof is needed. But everyone who plays World of Warcraft knows, when the pictures were posted? This sick fuck community screamed that it was a shop job. Even though, she is all over teh internetz and forums with obvious links to her pictures, her movies, and even her victims. Claiming herself to have "shared a lover" in the dog Lex in the movie Cherrie Rebel. This woman and her significant other are known to have abused no less then three dogs, while she runs free in an internet community gaining another an hero each day by showing tits and massive phone sex.
This person has exposed herself to minors. This person has gkicked a person with cancer for getting more attention then her. This person berates the mentally challenged in raids. This person fucks dogs. Then the community defends her when she publically cries about having an addiction? Well Moon Guard, Warcraft, and now WoWinsider? You all promote this kind of person's continued existence.
Here's WoWinsider's article: Feel free to inform them about what they promote.
What Dalavesta/Sirona Looks for in a "Man."
—Bob_hubb at Beastforum on Dalavesta fucking his dog.
Taken from her Beastforum Personal Ads, here we find what sick shit she likes:
I feel a little guilty posting here again after the last failure.
But oh, what the hey! Why not get out on a fresh start?
I’m Sirona, 19 (Single) bisexual female from south-western Ohio, about 30 minutes from cinci.
I’m looking for dominant men to serve, dogs or not (However the ambition to GET ONE, is very important.)
Weather you live in Ohio, northern Kentucky, or Eastern Indiana, or even if you want to visit, it doesn’t matter.
I promise to make things worth your while! And am even available for over-night visits.
I’m not looking for flings, one night stands are un-predictable and rather bland, but a pressured relationship is no good either.
A consistent and WELL VERSED DOM. Preferably someone who knows what they are doing would be great.
So just keep these in mind.
No Dogs with cocks over nine inches. No married/taken doms. Please know what your doing. I shouldn’t be doming you. Must be able to travel. ~ A lot of you asks for pictures of me. So here some are!
http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-137338.html ~ Send me a message over BF.
Please be expected to speak on the phone about setting up any and all potential meetings. If your not interested in this add or just want to chat, feel free to respond, but I probably wont say anything back!
18 female here in Cincinati looking to be braught, or have dogs taken to her for some good long fuck session.
Toys optional, couples are loved, horses even if you can take me out to the range.
Male dogs only.
Male or female human partners.
Petplay is always a -big- bonus. For more details send me a PM, or IM and tell me where your from!!!
No traveling out of state, no, I will not come even if you offer to buy me a plane ticket.(I am however flattered people asked!!!)
Hoping to speak with you soon.
And the real crowning jewel:
My Master and I are looking for exactly what the title implies. A nice big dog to come and fill my cunt to the brim if you enjoy me being quite blunt about it!
We are looking for a female owner, and a male dog intrested in both participating and having fun.
Dog Restrictions: No Greyhounds, no Great Danes (I have a deep fear of these and will sadly not be allowed as applicants.)
A date will be shedualed that works for all three, and we'll work on having some fun and watching this cute little 'pet' get filled with dog cum.
Send me a PM, we'll speak more over the phone, or skype, or even just IM's with my Master and I and I will get back to you asap.
Thanks for reading
These can all be found in original print at Beastforum where she roams as Sirona with her ex-fiance. There they abuse a dog named Lex that also starred in Cherrie Rebel. More ads can be found here and on various other websites.
A Visual Guide to What Dalavesta/Dara/Sirona Does on The Weekend
- Wakes up
- Bawwwwwwws at furfags
- Goes on Moon Guard to become "Queen of the Server"
- Rapes a dog
- Enjoys a light brunch
The Broken Doll 2: Electric Boogaloo and the Cogshanks Redemption
— -Auramis of Moon Guard trying to decipher bullshit
After enough time had passed from the creation of this page, Dalavesta left her kennel of love and decided to start up another shitty role play. The first one was declared a success by faggots, furfag, and all fat girls everywhere. In the words of Dalavesta herself, in a thread to end all threads...she indirectly admits to ripping off Saw just to backpedal. The sad full explanation can be found here where you realize it is just some attention whore mailing letters to people, all of which are forever alone and it is because she was a fat, bullied loser. Somewhere, there's going to be an hero and possibly pointless torture. Overall, Saw without the plot. So overall? Just Saw. People will jump on this band-wagon because it has words like "psychological" and "horror" in it. But really? It's neither.
We're going to go one step further into the spotlight stealing of the dog fucker and not even give her the credit of the Saw series, because at least they had gore. This team has decided she's on par with one woman's choice between dog fucking and vampire fucking. That's right. This is Twilight for World of Warcraft. It's Mary-Sue to the tenth degree. Dalavesta is Bella Swan. Vague, confused, blank stares that pretend to be deep. She's an outsider. She is a self-fulfillment fantasy. The Broken Doll is a fat, emo warlock that was bullied and wants revenge on all those mean kids that fucked her shit up for fucking dogs. So is Dalavesta. So is her player. Nicely done, now where is the part where she gets arrested on charges of animal abuse? Life, art, imitation.
— - Dalavesta on not knowing what the fuck she's doing
But on January 19th, 2012... A far more interesting story was going to unfold. One that would blow the shitty Broken Doll into the final pieces and then give it one more arrow to the knee. Lito, the biggest e-detective and creator of Cogshanks decided that it was time to halt the searches. For many, they thought their alts were safe to troll again in the community. Those that hid their accounts and likely participated in sad, sad erp for it? Were about to get a wake-up call. Everyone else? Not a fuck was given that day.
The team has gotten it's information from many sources since the beginning of this page. Many contributors offered anon links on their level one alts in WOW and we always wondered, who were these heroes? Last night, we found out that we had to go deeper. We found out that the information came from members of the guild Dalavesta/Dara/Sirona herself runs, we which suspected but never knew that it went as high as her officer pool. Thank you Eyes of Old for providing us the first pictures to get your guild master up here. Then we went deeper. Her supporters on the forums. The Moonblade. Most members had alts in the Eyes of Old. Defending her on one side, but coughing up names on the other. Sneaky. Then. The First Regiment. Thank you for tying in the links as to where the support and the information fell cogshanks. Without you, they would have been nameless. Now, we can thank their own friends for turning her over. If only we found House Devin anywhere in there and this might have been the trolling of the century. But no, they really are just probably telling everyone to fuck off. Especially with each member having a notice by their name.
So this might be the biggest twist of all, that Dara/Dalavesta/Sirona is in fact as bad as she seemed. That her guildmates wrote the post against her using the information she gave them and now, she is considering going to another server to hide says an inside source. Don't worry gaiz. We won't tell your names. You're too helpful to us anyways.
Dalavesta's Top Victim Pool
- Australian Shepard Collie
- Australian Coolie
- Norwegian Elkhound
- The idiots on Moon Guard
And of course, the German Shepard.
How to get ripped off IRL by the Meddling Mystic and Broken Doll Jewelry
, A quote from the dog fucker herself reminding you to not invest in quality when you can fill her tank for her next trip to the pound
When not fucking dogs, Dalavesta is portraying herself as a psychic on the Meddling Mystic. Apparently "psychics" also have facebook which makes them legit. This is of course another method used to commit fraud and rip people off by charging five to forty dollars to fund her dog raping services, so be sure to contact her various addresses:
- (AIM) MeddlingMystic
- (Yahoo) MeddlingMystic
- (MSN) [email protected]
- [email protected]
- Contact by phone: (513)327-8297
Update! Since we last saw this dog fucker, she's been busy ripping off you and your friends. If you want jewelry that you could make better and cheaper yourself? Well look no further then Broken Doll Jewelry a "business" that is probably not endorsed by the BBB or anyone outside of Dalavesta. Be sure to check her on Deviantart because con artists don't learn new tricks. Or do they? Beware. She found Tumblr recently. Only a matter of time before you too can wear shit.
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