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Cyndre (formerly known as Domster until that nick lost all credibility and reputation) is the administrator of his gaming corporation Psychic-doom. Cyndre is "Not your average run of the mill person", and is supposedly rich and powerful (However, he is not rich and beautiful, as his picture proves), with "At least .1%" of his trained elite force willing to eliminate his enemies at his very beck and call. One wonders why he still lives in Canada if he's so god-damned rich.
He is currently in preparations to launch a multi-million dollar Internet lawlsuit against ED and its owner Joseph Evers, justified by damages caused by his deflamation by the evil internets. According to Cyndre, damages has been done to, but are not limited to his mother, kids, wife, uncle, business, all of which are probably worth $30. But let's be fair, $35 with inflation, don't be an insensitive fuck.
- 1 A Product of Incest
- 2 Scar? What Scar?
- 3 Cyndre is a Con Artist
- 4 Imaginary Wife
- 5 Moar Socks!
- 6 Internets Court
- 7 Moar dirt
- 8 Cyndre ED Meme Art
- 9 I Did It for the Lulz
- 10 See Also
- 11 External Links
A Product of Incest
Scar? What Scar?
The mystery of his scar has puzzled countless anthropologists. Possible causes:
- Skullfuckery accident
- Got too close when yiffing a dragon
- Consequence of diving headlong into his internets millions
- Result of a barroom brawl with Jimbo Wales
- Removal of implants as a former drone in the Borg collective.
- Caused by Duke Otterland's antlers during a hot, but totally not ghey kiss
- Shit, what can I say man? Don't eat out Ann Coulter
- Where doctors inserted frontal lobe tissue, in order to give him the motor skills to use a computer.
Cyndre is a Con Artist
Cyndre runs 'donations' on his server where people can pay him money to get stupid items in the game. He calls them donations because he is illegally running a Mu server so he doesn't want to get in trouble. Daily, he bans people from IRC if they come in and ask why they haven't received their items that they paid for.
On this little game, there are special items or something, which get duplicated, and in order to stop the cheating he said that anybody who hasn't donated to him would get all their special items deleted. So everybody with the special items who had not donated yet did so in hopes that their items would not get deleted. Then, after everybody donated, he deleted the items anyway.
Cyndre's biggest fan is his mother. She has a centipede filled vagina and is very concerned about "young Cyndre" losing internets millions as a result of ED. (Some people claim that MystForm is Cyndre's wife, not mother. This is unlikely because even a man that ugly could not possibly be desperate enough to marry such a raving bitch. This woman is totally asking for it.) She was so concerned that she posted the "takedown request" she submitted to the ED Attorneys at LOL to the talk page of his article, reprinted here for lulz.
You People Are Insensitive Fucks.
FW: Image takedown req
You people have no idea what sort of economic fall-out you can have on young Cyndre. He could lose millions because of this article, and it's all because you little punk ass kids talking shit to people on the internet. Putting pornographic images on his kind of site when he logs in and your the admin and you the person that just banned him you mother fuck. MY EMAIL, [email protected] Now take down this article or literally i swear to god I will come over there and MEET with you people at your school and talk about ur little system administration. FINE! Now take it down. --Cyndre's Anonymous Friend.
Is "she" a sock? You Decide!
00:40 -!- Cyndre is now known as MystForm 00:40 -!- Cyndre [[email protected]] has joined #arbchat
01:21 < Cyndre> I edited it. 01:21 < Cyndre> 6 times 01:21 <@zionistacat> lol 01:21 < Cyndre> it was changed each tiem 01:21 < Cyndre> thank you very much 01:21 <@yirimyah> no, i meant the chatlog 01:22 <@zionistacat> its a wiki
Pictorial evidence of MystForm is inconclusive. While it does lend weight to the argument that she exists, pictures only show her from the neck up. (Unfortunately, she has a face only her husband could love.) It is believed that MystForm is either an obese hag or possibly a drag queen since gay marriage is legal in Canada.
It has been rumored Cyndre is looking for new socks, and to prove his 'diversity' is looking at Iran for a new 'mate.' Should he fail with his Canadian "deflamation" suit, he will then have a nuclear arsenal to fall back on. Look out, ED!
People who may also be Cyndre
People who are definitely not Cyndre
People who wish they were Cyndre
Is that the real truth, Cyndre?
06:49 < Cyndre> because I feel that its deflamatory towards my person and having a picture of me that I didnt post is privacy invasion, because we never posted that picture on the net 06:53 < Cyndre> I agree with you tfo, but when stolen pictures and real names are used its not funny any more 07:27 < Cyndre> I tried to talk. Thanks for deflaming me, my website, and posting a picture you have no right to even possess.
But the hardworking and diligent ED users have uncovered some evidence that casts doubt on Cyndre's claims of data theft...
<Cyndre> www.webstickys.com/Cyndre.jpg <max_> Cyndre: we've stopped pasting links to revolting images now <enok> LOL <enok> LOLOLOL <Chillin> holy shit your ugly!...almost feel bad
This was posted after everybody else in the chatroom showed their pic. He then called everybody fat and ugly and stuff, so they asked him to show his pic and he did. Could it be that Cyndre posted his own nauseating mug and, upon being laughed at, removed it in a profound fit of butthurt?
<Tranz> has anyone here seen the front page of www.encyclopediadramatica.com? someone SUE THEM.
To help it fund the Internets Court fees, more allegations are required!
ùíù Player [[email protected]] has joined #cyberarmy <Player> Due to your users attacking my servers, I am now going to post your url, ips, and any other information/tools that I decide will be useful for my players on my website. Attacking my servers will bring the wrath of my players down on you. Enjoy.
<Cyndre> 20 mins before servers went down <Cyndre> myst kicked and banned him from mirc frod <Cyndre> they packet flooded the connection till it dropped <Cyndre> www.cyberarmy.net is going to be on my site as the responsible party for attacking the server <Cyndre> and we shall see how cairc likes you after that <MystForm> cyberarmy encourages hacking..therfore yes it can be done <Cyndre> and we will see how cairc likes getting attacked <Cyndre> and we shall see how he likes it when the users start attacking their network <Cyndre> I expect .1% of my players to take action <Cyndre> the only thing going on my site will be a link to a packet flooder hard coded to flood cairc
<Cyndre> like I preveiously stated, its goign to suck when Joseph Evers loses his house.
<Cyndre> what youve done to my, my wife, my kids, my mom, and my buisness is no fucking joker
Moar @ Cyndre/Legal_Chat
- Main article: Cyndre
Hello, Most of you don't know me but who cares, right? I just felt like writing this. Over the past few days I've been accused of hacking the servers, attacking Cyndre's home network and betrayal. I've been helping Psychic Doom for over a year now and I was still willing to help untill the welfare recipient, also known as Cyndre started accusing me of hacking his precious servers. He is now associating my name with everything that goes wrong on his network, even tho it's "internet" it still hurts me. As mentioned above, I put alot of time into Psychic Doom, why would I throw that all away? Cyndre has even threatened to sue me, I only have one thing to say about that... Be my guest. Just today, I saw Mystform entering the IRC channel and rant about how they need the donations to feed their children. Mystform; You and your so called "genious" think you can con 12 year old kids, therefor.. It's all your own damn fault, you deserve to be poor. Cyndre; For over a year I've spent most of my spare time on your shit, you think you can just use people and get rid of them as soon as you feel you don't need them anymore. No wonder you are on disability.. Someone probablu kicked the shit out of you when you tried to pull the same shit on them. You pulled the same shit on me as you pulled on Anti a few months ago, how can you possibly live with yourself? You are incapable of running a server and you abuse people to do it for you. Do you pay them? No. You have been promising me logs of my "hacks" and yet you fail to them to me or anyone else. You and I both know there are no such logs, hell.. you are too retarded to even know what logs are. For the techies out there; The servers were down because cyndre edited /etc/pf.conf without any knowledge about firewalls and routing. He "accidently" routed his data to the wrong computers/servers and these on their turn crashed as they couldn't cope with it. I will probably get a lifetime ban for this but hey, rules are there to be broken. carpe noctem -snuva P.S. This post wasn't checked on any spelling or grammar errors :/
Cyndre ED Meme Art
Because with a face like that and a personality to match, who can resist?
The Cyndre Clone Project
Cyndre did WTC!
Deflamatory Chan (moar leik Dafaggotry Chan amirite!).
Codename: Cyndre, a movie.
Durka durka, Cyndre!
"The merciless killer of Jews"
What Cyndre's doing in his free time.
lol, donations plz
You get a special prize for donations
So that's how he got the scar
We've cracked the code
Cyndre strikes back!
lilo approves of this message sirs
My wife, my kids, my mom, and my business
Hunting for new players
Yet another dirty habit for poor auld Father Jack
I Did It for the Lulz
Flood by skuzz0r
- HEIL PSYCHIC-DOOM LO.JPG
That one's also by skuzz0r
Possible intarnet lawlsuit?!
Psychic-Doom websiteLINK DEAD
- Cyndre's MySpace - Free free to add him for lulz.
History Of Psychic Doom Gaming Inc.LINK DEAD
- Cyndre YTMND - 5 Stars for lulz.
- Cyndre's new hideout - Abducted IRC.
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