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    CutiePieMarzia

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    CutiePieMarzia = infected with GOTIS
    You can help by not giving her any attention.



    HAI GUIZE, LIEK MY VIDEOZ PLOX <3

    CutiePieMarzia (aka Marzia Bisgonin) is the weaboo, annoying Italian bastard girlfriend of PewDiePie. She is seen on certain videos with him, poker-facing the camera, or troll the shit out of viewers who see it. She currently makes millions of money on the internets because she is with Pewdie and also her weaboo-ish style. Her videos can attract your average 14 year old girl, Hetalia-loving faggots, and mostly Pewdiefags. Hearing her voice can blow up someone's head, give AIDS to every Italian, and spread jealousy among the asslickers of GayDiePie for the lulz.

    How they met

    Typical fanart

    One day, Cutie's annoying friend spammed her with emails to watch some Swede's videos so, she watched the videos. One day, she liked them so much, that she decided to troll his email, and comments about how funny he is. However, Pewds fell for the Italian and they had loads of kawaii cybersex until they finally got together and dated. One day, when PewDiePie was busy jacking off to the Italians poker face, he decided they should get together so, they met at a one night stand somewhere in the slums of Italy.

    "Boyfriend" and "Girlfriend"

    The reason they are together because Marzia wants to use PewDiePie for fame and moneys. Marzia wants to be with him for the l00t and fame and have 14 year old boys praise her flat ass and get paid for it. The retard Swede pays her everyday so they can be in a relationship and Marzia screws him everytime when he acts like a tard on her videos. That's right, the money he gets from his fans doesn't go to charities, but to his "girlfriend". She even mentioned on every video that he had to pay her to be on the show. Great lulz. That and getting more death threats than Anita Sarkeesian for getting in the way of every caps-happy fangirls' favorite yaoi pairing certainly helps with living her life.

       
     
    THAT WHORE IS RUINING PEWDIECRY! CRY AND PEWDIE ARE DEEPLY IN LOVE! SOMEONE KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

     
     

    —Typical Marzihater, causing more drama than your typical 14 year old boy.

       
     
    PEWDIEPIE'S GIRLFRIEND IS RUINING PEWDIECRY!

    THUMB THIS UP SO PEWDIE CAN SEE THIS AND DUMP THAT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     


     
     

    —Irony over a raging PewDiePie fan.

       
     
    PEWDIE'S GIRLFRIEND IS IN THE WAY OF THE PEWDIECRY!!!! JUST BECUASE OF HER WHORE ASS AND PUSSY! THUMB THIS UP SO PEWDIE CAN DUMP HER!!!

    PEWDIECRY FOREVER!
     


     
     

    —xOBoomBitchOx, a raging yaoi fangirl BAWWWS to PewDiePie's videos.

       
     
    MARIZA NEEDS TO BE KILLED! SHE IS RUINING THE PEWDIECRY! PEWDIE DOESNT EVEN LOVE HER!! SHE IS FUGLY AND A WHORE! THUMB THIS UP SO PEWDIE CAN SEE AND DUMP HER! PEWDIECRY FTW! SHE IS A HOE BITCH FACE!
     

     
     

    —;_____; I-r-o-n-y

       
     
    PEWDIECRY FTW!

    Fuck marzia! She is the BIGGEST cockblocker ever! someone needs to kill his bitch! Kill her! stab her! I want her dead!

    CRY AND PEWDIE WILL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER! Pewdie doesnt even love her! HE LOVES CRY! PEWDIECRY! She is fucking fake and stupid. She is a whore fag bitch.

    PEWDIECRY FOREVER!

    THUMBS UP!
     


     
     

    —Since when Youtube whores are cockblockers?

    How to troll "Marzipans"

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    Typical reaction to Marzia and PewDiePie being together.
    • Say that Marzia is a Jewtube whore.
    • Say that PewDiePie watches trap-porn.
    • Spam her email with Rule 34.
    • Say that Swedes hate Italians.
    • Say that her fashion sucks and makes you look ugly.
    • Say that PewDiePie looks and acts like Shane Dawson.
    • Say that PewdieCry is the best pairing.
    • Say that PDP prefers Cry's herpes-ridden ass and rashy dick over Marzia's sore-infected puss.

    YouTube

    The real truth told.
    Marzia and Pewdie's dickeating contest

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