⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
customers_suck is an extremely popular LiveJournal community where restaurant workers, retail employees and various others come to complain about having to work shitty jobs because they did poorly in school. It is a hotbed for drama of all sorts. When people demand their attention, they bitch, whine, and moan because a customer forces them to actually work.
Most of the people who post on customers_suck, tend to be black person who would rather sit on their fat asses all day than lift a finger to help the customers they essentially work for. Most of the users on customers_suck tend to be antisocial Shemales with bad attitudes who would rather drive all of your business away than provide good service.
Of course, like any shitty community, the management is terrible, and any post could be deleted from the community for any reason, as follows:
- A self-important mod disagrees with you
- The entry receives more than 35 comments.
- The entry was genuinely a suck rather than someone bitching that they had to work
Tips For Sucky Consumers
- xx_kitty_kat_xx: Attention Customers
- "Please don't ask me to do my job. If you do, you will be deemed a shitty customer and an overly-exaggerated story will be posted on an internet website and you will go down in history as a shitty customer. Thanks!"
- adrenalinecrazy: A Letter To My Customers
- "First off - our store hours are from 9:00AM to 9:00PM. When the sliding door does not open automatically when you walk or stand in front of them, it means we are closed. Do not try to pry the doors open. Do not try to peer inside our darkened store to see if you can see someone. If that's still not a big enough hint for you, kindly peel your face away from our window and look an inch below you; you'll see the store hours."
- leftyouparanoid: A Few Gripes From The Pet Store
- "See that sign that says "Employee's Only" on the door? It's not just a decoration. STOP FOLLOWING ME INTO THE BACK ROOM!!!!"
- Braumsgirl26 has issues
- "Don't blame how god damn ugly you are on others who are better looking then you."
- ciccia15_31: OMG AN OLD GUY TALKED TO ME
- "him-'wow, i gotta tell you, this is the most contact i've had with someone of the opposite sex in as long as i can remember.' MY GOD i was just trying be polite and do the right thing and that's what i get in return. i certainly learned my lesson to mind my own business when i'm off the clock."
- Please don't follow little old ladies around and masturbate on them in the back of the yarn department. They WILL IRL banhammer you, even if you run to South America.
Rinnychan displaying her 1337 janitorial skills, then bitching about it on LJ.
Customer: I am a woman. It was my responsibility to take 60 seconds and clean up a little in the men's room. When you came in I apologized and said I would be out in about ten seconds. Instead of acknowledging my presence, you proceeded to walk right by me and began peeing into the urinal.
I still refuse to believe that you were really that drunk at the time."
Moar Toilet Humor
"I work in a really mundane, boring office building for a very large company.
A few weeks ago, in the woman's bathroom on my floor, someone took a crap in the sink. Just...crapped in it and went on their merry way I guess. So strange. It was a huge debacle with the bathroom being closed and special people trained in cleaning human waste came in.
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