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BEWARE OF BUTTHURT REVISIONISM.
LOOK OUT!!! NYX TOTALLY HAS A LAWYER AND WILL SUE YOU ALL FOR SLANDER (most definitely not libel).You know that the best lawyers send off a notice with, "UR JEALOUS."
Crimson-Silvrblood, (Powerword Lindsay Ann Dow/Lindsay Ann Lauer-because some Sick Fuck was stupid enough to marry her) also known as , , or Nyx to her microscopic fanbase, is a super edgy, Pansexual, Genderqueer, Feminist, Artist, Writer, Proud, batshit insaneTARTlet accused of stealing the artwork of fellow batshit insane TARTlet Ladyhellfyre. She has returned with more lolz to give and has been recently seen licking the ever-inflating bike pump of TomPreston.
Melayne ≠ Vistyne
Lindsay's beautiful OC Melayne, or as her opposition affectionately calls her, "Bizarrostyne," is a virtual mirror image of LadyHellFyre's Vistyne Sinestora. This coincidence was spotted by one of LHF's watchers and asked if art of Melayne was Vistyne fanart. In response Lindsay was on the attack and went full-on capslock. LHF presumably ignored the copying for weeks, until Crimson-Silvrblood began maliciously attacking her watchers and friends while citing that the only reason she was not guilty was that LHF had not accused her of the theft herself. Wut?
LHF authored a journal listing the similarities between the characters while bawwing to her close fanbrats. Her army of TARTlets immediately jumped in to avenge her butthurtz.
Note Nyx's immediate response is to unleash the motherfucking fury. Guilty conscience much? Or the fact that she had been plagued by the legion of tartlets weeks before?
The Battle Begins
On devART, flaming someone who has drawn a character which looks a lot like your idol's is considered the best way to get them to stop doing that shit. (See: Snapesnogger) In true devART fashion, after LHF's minions flamed her, Nyx took the opportunity to flame LHF's friend 's artwork, based on the fact that her anatomy was wrong because her art contains mostly furries. The argument spiraled into insane hilarity as Nyx continued to fling insults like pretty much every other TARTlet to ever be accused of tracing. She has been quoted saying, "I may have fucked myself over in the past for my terrible and violent attitude" and continued on in a rant about ED. Two words: YA THINK?
Just the facts, ma'am.
HOMG Most lawyers care about the internetz.
This says it all.
Clearly, Nyx's lawyer is a tranny.
And the battle continues today.
In an attempt to feign apathy over the accusations of plagiarism, Nyx wrote bitchy, disjointed journal entries about the "harassment" and promptly went about the rest of her day. Little did she know that devART never sleeps and neither do the trolls that lurk within the layer of shit that dA pours glitter on and pretend their site is teh shit.
Finally, someone made some small, hard to see overlays of the two characters and posted them as "proof". As is to be expected in cases like these, LHF's fantards screamed "SEE! SEE, IT WAS TRACED!!!!11one1!" while some of Nyx's fantards insisted that no tracing was done. Anyone who can spot the accusations out of this image must have eyes that can see through retardation.
In what has thus far been the only vaguely lulzy thing to come out of this whole incident, Nyx posted this journal entry accusing the LHF fanbrat who had made the overlay of stealing her art, and also bragging about how her big sister pwned said fantard on AIM. Nothing says "I'm a badass!" like hiding behind your little sister. On the internetz.
As for the awesome e-smackdown mentioned in the journal, well...see for yourself:
Nyx's Sister (3:09:18 AM): hey you. yeah you. if you block me, you're a pussy t3h-dyl4n (3:09:34 AM): A pussy? Lol. t3h-dyl4n (3:09:43 AM): Go ahead, lay it on me. Nyx's Sister (3:09:54 AM): how bout you leave my sister alone. dont be fucking stupid. lie|i watch her draw her art, so leave her alone t3h-dyl4n (3:10:18 AM): Uh oh. Somebody called the waaaahmbulance on me.
Nyx's Sister (3:14:16 AM): omg. seriously. you're so fucking stupid. your art should be deleted. Nyx's Sister (3:14:22 AM): she DOESNT trace Nyx's Sister (3:14:25 AM): this pisses me off t3h-dyl4n (3:14:27 AM): Except I didn't do anything wrong. Nyx's Sister (3:14:36 AM): yeah, you did Nyx's Sister (3:14:49 AM): you got her fucking number and told her she was a fraud t3h-dyl4n (3:14:51 AM): By standing up for my best friend, who is getting ripped off and traced by your sister? t3h-dyl4n (3:14:54 AM): I didn't get her number. t3h-dyl4n (3:15:00 AM): She has AIM set up on her phone.
Nyx's Sister (10:56:44 PM): omg. seriously. for one, i'm not ignorant. for two, are you making fun of my dead aunt? thats rude. for three, you guys are realllllly dramatic t3h-dyl4n (10:56:55 PM): Welcome to the Internet.
Images of Bizarrostyne
This is hilarious only because you have to squint to see if the lines match up or not. Even then, you can't really tell.
- Have a Bloody Good Day by Crimson Silvrblood.jpg
I'M SO GOTH AND BADASS. Hurr Durr
- Victorya Lustful by NyxOfTheStormRiders.jpg
An old picture of Melayne, previously known as Victorya.
- The Monster Within Me by Crimson Silvrblood.jpg
A face undoubtedly referenced from LHF's old work.
More of Nyx's Amazing Artwork
Her resume. Don't you just want to hire her to
tracedraw for you?
- Chibi Emily by Crimson Silvrblood.jpg
Nyx's sister. Ignorance runs in the family.
- Gothic Chibi Crimson by Crimson Silvrblood.jpg
Her current DA ID. Anyone surprised?
This is how Lindsay draws when she has nothing to trace.
She hopes that her senpai will notice her. <3
Asmilingmalice - Too Cool for ED
Her 19 years of existence are questionable. Scientists estimate 46 years. For being a stupid white knight and sticking her nose where it doesn't belong she deserves to be coupled with Nyx in the infamous ED. Magdelena or also hates furfags, which has abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do with how much of an attention whore she is, writing journals about bullshit that doesn't concern her and then bawwing when the internet responds. Her best argument is that furries are all dog-fuckers, so they must have no clue how much of a complete shitdick moron she actually is.
When not tracing the fuck out of everything imaginable on the interwebs or raping miscellaneous fandoms, she also spends time being a rabid Harry Potter fantard, though claims that she couldn't possibly be one, despite DRESSING UP AS A FUCKING CHARACTER FROM THE BOOKS. She's also an obsessed anti-Twilighter because she thinks it makes her cool. She also, unsurprisingly, pretends to be the Joker's Henchgirl thus infecting the internets with more absolutely fucking heinous nurse cosplay, even though no one would tap that shit, ever. Her tracing and shitty fucking behavior has also infected the Hellsing fan community, leading to many, many lulz with her failed attempts to troll the ever-living hell out of them. Much to her dismay, no one actually thinks she's funny or clever.
Her art does the complete opposite of improving and being the retard she is, she has yet to discover the ruler. She has also created a handful unfunny of deviantART stamps that no one fucking cares about. Her character Malice has been noted raping an near endless variety of fandoms, including Hellsing and Watchmen.
- ASmilingMalice Luna ID by asmilingmalice.jpg
This is hard to explain.
- Jacqueline by asmilingmalice.jpg
May 9, 2009. Traced? y/n?
- Crane and Mio by asmilingmalice.jpg
May 28, 2009. [email protected]
Another sad fucking Mary Sue.
Posing with known misogynist Jon David|.
"For the TSE Gamer Girls Calender! Lauren took this picture of me playing Call of Duty, and the Calender itself was put together and designed by my friend, Snarky. There were other pictures for her to choose from, but she said she loved this one the most."
- Internet Law
- Todd Goldman
- Her new DA page
- Jon David. Needless to say she failed miserably. Nyxx's attempt to redirect unwanted attention from herself to
- GaiaOnline Profile where she refers to herself as "Extremely Creative"
- Photobucket Account because it's allllright when she uses other people's art without permission!
- Old Photobucket
- Nyx's LiveJournal
- Livestream Account
- Stickam Account
- Scribd Account
- Some art portfolio site of her's
- And yet another art portfolio site...Goddamn!
- Google Plus account
- Blogger Account
- Her Etsy account
- Some College Blog
- Photos from Instagram
- And Another blog
- And yet another blog
- Some gaming shit
- New "portfolio" website
- Her Pinterest account
- Character Arcade
- Her Ask.fm be sure to ask about her Talent!
- juggalo husband
- The juggalo's DA account.
- J3sterx42 The Juggalo's ED account. Banned for trying to blank this page
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