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    Crab Nicholson: Extreme Sleepover

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    YOU ARE IN THE BEDROOM.
    YOU SEE CRAB NICHOLSON.
    HE HAS NO MITTENS.
    HIS CLAWS ARE MENACING.
    EXITS ARE BATHROOM, KITCHEN, LIVING ROOM, AND CRAB NICHOLSON’S ULTIMATE LAIR OF AWESOMENESS.

     

     
     

    —Anonymous

    CRAB NICHOLSON:EXTREME SLEEPOVER is a fictional video game for DS that was first heard of in /v/ around the summer of 2008.

    It all started with a picture of Jack Nicholson's head Photoshopped onto the body of a crab. Shortly after being posted, many /v/irgins decided to post possible dialogue for the game. The pic apparently originates from a Mad Magazine, which I seem to have fucking lost.

    The game's plot

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    Crab Nicholson goes 2.0
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    Crab Nicholson: Extreme Sleepover box art.

    The game focuses on a person, who comes home after having a hard day of work. You can explore the bedroom. Just when you are going to sleep, Crab Nicholson pops up saying “ARE YOU READY FOR THAT SLEEPOVER NIGGER? FUCK YEAH YOU ARE!” He drags you away to his house, where you can enter his ultimate lair of awesomeness, and explore parts of his house. The rest of the game is still under development.

    Theme song

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    Actual in-game screenshot

    Typical game dialogue

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    His claws are menacing.
       
     
    YOU ARE IN THE BEDROOM. YOU SEE CRAB NICHOLSON. HE HAS NO MITTENS. HIS CLAWS ARE MENACING. EXITS ARE BATHROOM, KITCHEN, LIVING ROOM, AND CRAB NICHOLSON'S ULTIMATE LAIR OF AWESOMENESS.
     

     
     

       
     
    GO TO BATHROOM.
    USE SINK.
    TAKE GLASS.
    USE GLASS WITH SINK.
    TAKE GLASS W/ WATER.
    TAKE TOOTHBRUSH.
    TAKE TOOTHPASTE.
    GO TO KITCHEN.
    OPEN BOX
    TAKE SANDWICH
    USE TOOTHPASTE WITH SANDWICH.
    TAKE TOOTHPASTE SANDWICH.

     

     
     

       
     
    CRAB NICHOLSON SLICES YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF
    NOW YOU CANNOT MASTURBATE
    RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT?

     

     
     

       
     
    PICKPOCKET: CRAB NICHOLSON
    YOU FOUND CRABMEAT
    YOU FOUND JACK DANIELS
    YOU FOUND SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S CELL PHONE NUMBER

     

     
     

    Development

    Coming to a store near you.

    The game became quickly popular on 4chan and soon, some teams actually started developing the game for PC but found better things to do. The original command lines from the team can be found here.

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