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    Cowboy

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    Homo, homo on the range, where the tops and the bottoms do play.
    What cowboys do on their break.
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    What a group of cowboys looks like.

    The epitome of American masculinity. These men thrust into the back roads, pound the dirt trails through hills and valleys, and split the savage lands with a good and stiff shove. Their only goal is to spread white civilization into the muddy, dangerous wilds. Pushing their way through the plains, they beat off Native American tribes, struggle with each other daily, and follow their ambitions strenuously, with only their fellow cowboys for relief.

    The Wild West is no place for softies. If you give your love to a cowboy man, he's gonna love you as hard as he can. Butthurt will ensue.

    Old Cowboy Song

    Well there once was two cowboys all alone out on the trail.

    And they discovered they can sleep with another male-

    Now they're having gay sex.

    Cowboy gay sex.

    SODO-MAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    SODO-MAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    SODO-MAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    Sodomy

    And all that kinda shit you get on your TV.

    Willie Nelson's Version

    There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;

    There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend.

    Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes,

    No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.


    Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine,

    And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear.

    Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,

    But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.


    Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other

    What did you think those saddles and boots was about?

    There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother,

    Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out.


    Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,

    And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.

    Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,

    But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:


    Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other;

    That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight.

    There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother;

    There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night.


    Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper,

    And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead:

    When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister

    Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.


    Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other;

    Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns;

    There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother;

    There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.

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    Typical cowboy in his native environment


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