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    Coprophagia

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    Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces
     

     
     

    —Malachi 2:3


       
     
    Hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
     

     
     

    —2 Kings 18:27, Isaiah 36:12

    Scat rat approved!

    Coprophagia is the sexually arousing consumption of feces, from the Greek κόπρος copros ("feces") and φαγεῖν phagein ("to eat"). Not surprisingly, coprophagia is very popular in Greece. Also, not a surprise, it is widespread in police.

    Eating shit is also an early sign of Autism, if you mention this to them they will get really moody.

    Happiness is a warm...

    Have you ever told someone to eat shit? Have they followed through with your suggestion? Chances are, you might just be dealing with a coprophage. Copro-faggy-uh is the result of a child with fetal alcohol syndrome being neglected by it's white trash/nigger parents and forced to subsist on whatever it finds in it's diaper. The infant subsequently develops a taste for shit, it's retarded brain associating what it recognizes as it's main food source with emergent sexual impulses. Note that while copro-fags represent the epitome of sick fuck and should be exterminated when found, that their sexual fetish (read: eating shit to get hard) is above moral reproach when held against being a fucking furry. Unless you eat shit AND are a furry, which is too fucking easy to believe. Who else?

    Pets on parade

    Many animal species practice coprophagia because they love it; other species do not normally consume feces but may do so when especially aroused. Coprophagy refers to many kind of feces eating including eating feces of other species (heterospecifics), other individuals (allocoprophagy), or its own (autocoprophagy), whether already shat out or taken directly from the anus. Practitioners of coprophagia are called "coprophaggots."

    Apes have been observed eating horse feces for the salt content. Horses may eat ape feces when they feel they have had too much salt in their diets lately. Monkeys have also been observed eating elephant feces. In return, elephants sometimes eat monkey feces.

    Healthy

    Psychiatrists using the classification system of the DSM-IV would consider coprophagia to be a symptom of the paraphilia known as coprophilia, i.e. people who like playing with their shit in general. As such, these people are tratoris extremis mutants who should be cleansed IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH! If, however, you're a bad enough dude to do it for the lulz, you may exploit the sick fuckery of copro-fags in exchange for troll points. There's a huge amount of scat porn on the tubes, and (you guessed it) a high percentage of this stuff is concentrated around consuming industrial quantities of shit. This can be cleverly used to your advantage with the following formula to exact bloody and terrible vengeance, or just to troll the fuck out of people:

    1. Locate shit-eating on the intarwebs
    2. Use some CSIII to disguise the link
    3. Send to NORPs and other easily offended people
    4.  ????
    5. PROFIT!

    God's shitty recipe for the jews, the "Holy Shit" cake

    God teaches the jews the secret recipe for "Holy Shit" barley cakes with the shit that cometh out of man. Cow shit is fine, too.


       
     
    Each day prepare your bread as you would barley cakes. While all the people are watching, bake it over a fire using dried human dung as fuel and then eat the bread. For this is what the LORD says: Israel will eat defiled bread in the Gentile lands, where I will banish them!" Then I said, "O Sovereign LORD, must I be defiled by using human dung? For I have never been defiled before. From the time I was a child until now I have never eaten any animal that died of sickness or that I found dead. And I have never eaten any of the animals that our laws forbid." "All right," the LORD said. "You may bake your bread with cow dung instead of human dung."
     

     
     

    —Ezekiel 4:12-15 NLT

    After eating the "holy shit" cake, the women of Israel must put the remaining ashes and shit in their hair, fill everything with hair, ashes and shit and pray to the Lord the God of Israel.


       
     
    She covered her head with ashes and dung, and she humbled her body with fasts: and all the places in which before she was accustomed to rejoice, she filled with her torn hair. And she prayed to the Lord the God of Israel
     

     
     

    —Esther 14:2-3

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