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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.

Æ Roadmap

  • Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
  • Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
  • Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
  • Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
  • .onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
  • CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
  • Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
  • Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)

  • Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.

    If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.

    You can also email me via [email protected]

    Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.

    Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021! - aediot



    Code

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    Code (or source code) is a series of statements and words that are written by a programmer to make a program (like Windows). To make your code into a program, you need a compiler. You must first also learn one of the over 9000 programming languages to code in (no srsly, look.). Coding is usually always boring as fuck, and takes forever to actually make a working program (having to debug 72 times takes up a lot of time). Don't forget them dashes and semicolons; fuck one up and you're boned. If you want to be a programmer, dont do something stupid like becoming an Engineering Major, if you can type you can learn how to do it by yourself. Besides you really wouldn't want to be inducted into the Engineering Subcultures

    Java

    // sux.java
    public class sux {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
    System.out.println("Java sucks");
    }
    }
    

    C

    #include <stdio.h>
    int main(void)
    {
    printf("C");
    return 0;
    }
    

    QBASIC

    10 INPUT "lol wut?", U$
    20 PRINT U$
    30 INPUT "???", N
    40 S$ = ""
    50 FOR I = 1 TO N
    60 S$ = S$ + "lolwut"
    70 NEXT I
    80 PRINT S$
    

    DarkBASIC

    sync on
    make object cube 1,1
    do
        yrotate object 1,wrapvalue(object angle y(1)+1)
        text 0,0,"COCKSUCKER"
        sync
    loop
    

    JavaScript

    if(this.WScript){
        WScript.Echo('You\'re running this program from the desktop.');
    }else{
        alert('You\'re running this program from the browser.');
    }
    

    AutoHotkey

    MsgBox Hello world.
    

    LOLCode

    HAI
    CAN HAS STDIO?
    VISIBLE "I CAN HAZ CHEEZEBURGER?"
    KTHXBYE
    

    HTML

    <html>
    <head>
    <title>8====o</title>
    </head>
    <body bgcolor="#FF0000" scroll="no">
    <center><h1><br />COCKS</h1></center>
    </body>
    </html>
    

    Python

    import socket
    sock = socket.socket()
    sock.connect(("127.0.0.1",6667))
    while True:
        sock.send("JEWS DID 9/11\r\n")
    

    See Also

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