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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
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.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Richard Mongler resides in Drumheller, AB, Canada. He has a major "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" type personality. By day, he is Richard C. Mongler (The C stands for "Cox" he explains) but by night he becomes "Cockmongler" and embarks on a ravishing travel throughout the world. Cockmongler has turned up in places all around the world such as Hong Kong, China, Moscow, Russia, and even places in Iraq and Afghanistan offering to please soldiers of both factions. But strangely Richard always ends up waking back in his own home in Drumheller no matter where he fell asleep. According to him, ever since his photo shoot for the "World's Largest Dinosaur" website, he has had a split personality. The sightings have decreased recently which is reportedly because he is finally having sex with his wife. DO IT FAGGOT
Cockmongler previously had a career as a second-string pro wrestler under the name, Bob Backlund. Unfortunately his contract obligated him to far too much non-mongling related activities, and he was eventually fired on the grounds of being unable to abstain from mongling long enough to fulfil his contract. Some may argue, reasonably, that pro wrestling offers ample opportunity for nearly constant, unlimited cock mongling, so the real circumstances of his retirement are still dubious. Nonetheless, he has now taken up a full-time cock mongling career, since his departure from WWE (formerly WWF).
Cockmongler vs. Grinman
A very effective way of trolling 4chan's /b/ is to call the Cockmongler "Grinman" or "Smiling man". They all SHIT their pants at once, and induces many, many lulz. Anonymous will have an apoplectic fit:
The Mongler Strikes Back
In the year of our Raptor April 27, 2008, a few Anons at a comic-con in the land of Bagged Milk beheld the second coming of the Mongler. Two never before seen pictures of He Who Sucks Cocks were posted, spawning a massive thread on /b/ which was so undeniably epic that even the Mods could not deny its greatness, stickying it on the first page.
—One very lucky /b/tard
- - Click on 'A prime example of TOO MUCH time at the World's Largest Dinosaur'
- Cockmongler likes to play Stronghold: Crusader; in fact, he's uploaded a torrent on The Pirate Bay!
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