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(Before we begin, a "wog" can also be a term for a nigger. Be advised and edit accordingly.)
Every once in a while, there comes along a troll who manages to capture the hearts and ensnare the minds of other trolls and mundanes alike. Be it their charisma, charm, intellect, humour or dedication, these people are to be revered and are often looked-up to within this internet culture we all include ourselves in.
But sometimes, a hot bitch just says something stupid, and it gets on the news.
Clare Werbeloff (aka, The Chk Chk Boom Girl) is typical Sydney scum and an Australian attention whore who managed to IRL troll the Australian media. This is no feat, however, as many people have been able to do it with relative ease. What makes her special is that I would totally give her one. Clare rose to Internet fame by giving a first person account into the sporting antics of some of the the lesser species of humanity to a Nine News camera crew covering a shooting in Sydney.
Imagine, if you will, the hard streets of Sydney's Kings Cross. The Cross is an infamous red light district located in Sydney, Australia's biggest city. Its a weekend night, and drunk and disorderly people are walking the streets looking for entertainment. Suddenly, gunfire, and screams wail from the terrified onlookers as a gang shooting unfolds right before their very eyes. A large man of Lebanese heritage has gunned down a man also of Lebanese heritage, but of a smaller build. Police are summoned, and without delay news teams from Australias Nine Network are dispatched to document the drama which is unfolding.
In order to display a first hand account of the procedings, they call for a eye witness account from a girl, Clare Werbeloff, of the proceedings and an intricate timeline of the shooting. Little did they know, the entire interview was a fabrication, albeit an entertaining one. The antics of Clare were broadcast, never-the-less, and within a short time, went viral on YouTube. Hence, the birth of a mainstream Meme of sorts, Chk Chk Boom! and The fat wog shot the skinny wog.
—Clare, on wog antics
Predictably, knickers were in twists all over the old media and Internets after Clare's account of the events of the evening, and not too long after that a meme was born. The greasy wheels of capitalism went in motion to create CHK CHK BOOM merchandise for the meme market, and White Knights proclaim how shocked and appalled they are to anyone who cares to listen to them. She has now been hounded out of her home, and the drama shitstorm raged even harder when it was revealed that she didn't witness the shooting at all, and was only saying so for a laugh, and to get the attention that her daddy didn't give her.
Unsurprisingly, A Current Affair - a shitty Faux News wannabe programme - are thinking of hiring her as a presenter. They claim this is because they are impressed with "her look, confidence and chutzpah", but it's mainly because their uber-conservative immo-hating audience will bust a nut all over their television screens when she comes on with her delightful social commentary.
Unfortunately Skippy The Bush Kangaroo was unavailable for comment.
Remixes and Vids
- Clare werbeloff ralph.jpg
- Jake has seen enough.jpg
Jake has seen enough
Heroine of our times
Let me call on them
It was awesome!
The secret to her popularity
- Nick Giannopoulos original Wog Boy and his bitch.jpg
Wog boy and his bitch
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