⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
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Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
/ck/, with posters affectionately known as co/ck/s, is both one of the best and worst boards on 4chan. Best, since food and cooking are actually discussed, and worst, because the only food that channers eat are ramen and pocky, with the occasional jar of milk.
Milk Jar Guy
Milk Jar Guy is possibly one of the worst memes ever, involving some random faggot who takes pictures of his milk jar meals, and uploads them to /ck/. It is uncertain why the combination of milk, jar, and guy is so rage inducing, but to co/ck/s it is. As such, reposting Milk Jar Guy photos are the best way to troll /ck/.
It is uncertain if new Milk Jar photos come from the original Milk Jar Guy, or if it's an attempt by someone else to troll /ck/. Most likely, it was an elaborate troll all along.
A Typical /ck/ Post
ATTENTION /ck/ I HAVE BEEN FORCED INTO A SITUATION WHERE I MUST PREPARE FOOD AND I AM EXTREMELY RUSHED ON TIME. YET I AM UNKNOWLEDGEABLE OF THE PROCESS, I HAVE NO MEANS TO PREPARE OR COOK THE FOOD AND I CANNOT SPEND MORE THAN $5 (MY WEEKLY ALLOWANCE). I HAVE NEVER READ THIS BOARD AND I HAVE NO INTENTION OF READING THIS BOARD AGAIN. OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD THIS PREDICAMENT BEFORE. ALSO I'M COOKING FOR AN EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE GIRL I'M INTO IT MUST BE VEGAN AND GLUTEN FREE AND I AM ALSO A GIRL (IN BEFORE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET AND YES I HAVE A BOYFRIEND). ALLOW ME TO WORD THIS IN THE FORM OF A CHALLENGE OR GAME IN THE VAIN HOPE THAT THIS WILL SEEM MORE INTERESTING. DO EVERYTHING FOR ME GO!
- Best way to troll /ck/ is to start a thread about chili, and whether it's appropriate to put beans in. Srsly, it makes cut versus uncut /b/ threads look rational as redneck Texans scream at fatass midwesterners.
- Another (though not as good) way to troll /ck/ is to post about this dessert, and make sure you say that it looks like it's completely worth all $1000 and probably doesn't taste like shit.
- Ask about the proper way to cook a steak. PROTIP: Well-done with ketchup.
- Start a thread about tipping, either for or against. Sit back and watch the lulz roll in.
- Ask what you can add to ramen to make it taste better.
- Extol the virtues of Pink Himalayan Salt.
- Be Angie.
- Glorious Vertical Recipes for Handicap Home Cooks at booru.org
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