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Charles Norris (real name: Mexican Ray Norris) is a rather boring karate champion, a dedicated christfag, hairy bear, and star of Walker, Texas Ranger which means he's a republican. Norris is also indirectly responsible for an old internet meme, in which he was effectively elevated to the throne of Ultimate Internet Tough Guy by a bunch of fucking nerds and 13-year-old boys. He is a hero to many jock college students who haven't realized that their Chuck Norris jokes haven't been humorous
for years ever. He also supported obese nutjob Mike Huckabee in the 2008 presidential election.
For your enjoyment, we've provided a comprehensive look at Chuck Norris' film career in the 6 second clip below.
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With nothing more than his bare hands and keen intellect, Chuck Norris has killed, maimed, and brutalized hundreds of Hollywood careers. After his fight scene with Chuck Norris, martial arts legend Bruce Lee died. Jonathan Brandis, who starred in Norris' Sidekicks, was reduced to acting opposite a talking dolphin and became an hero when he was cut from Hart's War. Chuck Norris's career has now truly hit rock bottom; he now endorses World of Warcraft. 
Chuck Norris Facts: The Old, Dead, Unfunny Meme
Chuck Norris Facts is a prototypical old meme spawned by some fucking neckbeards at Something Awful, that most people grudgingly like. Since Norris' old movies are based on the premise that he has a superhuman ability to kick dirty foreigner ass, the Facts exaggerate these lofty abilities to epic proportions. Years ago, there was a time everybody enjoyed Chuck Norris jokes. Me, you, and even ED itself. And as we look back on those times, we realize we were fucking retarded for ever doing so.
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. Ever.
- Evolution is a lie, there's just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.
These facts were removed because the editor failed to cite his sources. As time went on, skeptical fucktards began adding fictional "Chuck Norris Facts" to their own lists, joined by bored housewives and sports fans that embraced this new and unfunny meme.
If you were expecting this article to be filled with Chuck Norris jokes, too fucking bad. If you really need to find some, just search The Google. Or kill yourself. Google can help you find advice on doing that, too.
- Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pussy.
- Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all the clothes correctly.
- Chuck Norris won't suck your dick for money; he will gladly do it for free.
- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he's too old.
- Chuck Norris doesn't have any money. That's why he's forced to do TOTAL GYM ads with batshit crazy Christie Brinkely.
- If Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, why has he never cried on his career?
- Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again Christian fundie.
- When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it's Mike Huckabee.
- Evolution is a lie; there's just a list of animals Chuck Norris believes were created by our Lord God Almighty.
- Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.
Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass. NO ONE CAN KICK CHUCK NORRIS' ASS Bruce Lee can!Shut the FUCK UP! This fight was fictional.
Chuck Norris has a lawyer and is suing Penguin
Chuck Norris "Facts"
—Chuck Norris, refusing to reveal the species he will kill off next (furries).
—Chuck Norris, refusing to cry for cancer patients.
Chuck Norris Shits on the Constitution
Chuck Norris knows whats best for young school children.
Awhile ago, it was your typical day at the M.U.G.E.N community. Some faggot named okihaito decided to make the most cheapest character edits to ever exist into this Clusterfuck of a fighting game. Thus by the name Crazy-Catastrophe, upon the creation, this character is widely know of defeating Chuck Norris in a hand to hand seizure-inducing combat, eventually causing many 13-year old boys and the fantards of Chuck Norris butthurt over this video below.
- Quick, show this to the Chuck Norris Fandom.
Adding more pictures here has been proven to cause GRIDS.
The 80's answer to John Locke.
This is a failed clone of Chuck. Note the deformed sub-beard fist, as well as the highly developed kung-fu gland.
FUCK YEAH ACTION JEANS!
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- Jack Bauer Facts - Failed Spin-off
- Mike Huckabee
- Not gay
- Old meme
- Vince Offer
- Writing an article for Uncyclopedia
- Zach Braff
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