⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Chirpnet, a now defunct IRC drama network made up mostly of displaced Hurricane Katrina refugees now living in the Houston area, was hosted illegally on public access computers in various libraries throughout the city. Chirpnet boasted a wide range of accomplishments, including a conference system made from a stolen pay phone and a boom box with a competitive 5% uptime. Any notable Chirpnet calls could be attributed to a single hardworking Hispanic male from Florida under the various self-hating handles of el_vez, SPICLOVE, taconazi, TaKKKo, WATERSPIC, etc.
Hal Turner Troll
Chirpnet, along with other unaffiliated people, have been involved in prank calling Hal Turner's show for well over a year, including time before Chirpnet's inception.
Because we agree that Hal Turner is moronic and screamo, we have at many times informed other people about his show and encouraged them to share in the lulz of trolling him. We gladly stand up for these actions.
In regards to the most recent lolsuit-inducing fun had at Hal's expense, Chirpnet members do claim to have been involved in calling Hal various times. However, the recent attempts by amat to link us to illegal activity such as mail fraud and DDoSing are nothing but a smear campaign. All the illegal activity can be proven to have originated from 7Chan, as clearly documented from previous threads and logs from their IRC channel.
The Death of Chirp
After years of crusading against the evils of horses and Hal Turner, Chirp IRC ceased to exist. Some say it was because it simply was a redundant channel, others say it was because penisbird was too busy getting fucked in the ass by a horse, an evil double-agent of the horse cause. Nonetheless, penisbird stopped whipping the nigger in charge of paying the chirp server bills, and the nigger became too busy smoking crack to remember to pay the bill of his own will. Finally, the bill became due, the cord was cut and chirp was no more.
Researchers, scientists, and theologists have concluded that the demise of Chirpnet was due to the angsty banning of Iconoclast, a prime member that didn't suffer from muscular dystrophy, unlike others there.
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