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Cheese1997
Cheese1997 is a jailbait 12-year-old girl, and is the aggressive cancer that has already killed devianTART and seems to be consuming what's left of its body, leaving nothing but a terrifying blob of tumorous masses (though it's hard to tell the difference). She has made over 45,000 pageviews by horribly raping children's cartoon shows, such as Ouran High School Host Club and Invader Zim. Ungrateful bitch, if not for this article she wouldn't be where she is today. She's not to be trusted.
Much to the chagrin of Nickelodeon, her art is all the same, depicting the same Invader Zim character with his gigantic fucking head.
It should also be noted her name is a ripoff of an AIDS-infected supermonster who desperately needs Ritalin from the cartoon Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. She most likely chose this name because her friends are imaginary, but more probably because the character she stole it from is a goddamn lunatic, much like her.
Contents
History
If Cheese1997 didn't spawn from some anal fungus blob, her parents would be the greatest trolls that ever lived, because no two people could be so inconsiderate as to fuck and produce a child that is such a fucktard. Alternatively, she could be a test tube baby, in which case the scientist who made her is the greatest troll. Either way, DA was fucked as soon as she joined. As soon as her pictures were favourited, that gave her giant ego the boost it needed to produce more uncropped abominations.
70% of the artwork that followed was retardations of the cartoon Invader Zim. A further 20% are pictures of her, either crying or cutting herself (I am being fucking serious) and the final 10% is just crap. Most of her fans have long since evaporated since Anonymous (and ED) buttfucked the shit out of her comments section. If you contributed to said butt-fucking, you are a pretty cool guy. These Anonymous and EDiots soon exposed the truth behind her art, and befoar long it was revealed that 60% of her artwork was stolen from Google, and staring at her pictures for too long will kill the majority of your braincells. (I'm not just making these statistics up you know). Cheese1997 is probably poor, as she can afford paint (probably finds it in an alley), but she can't afford an operating system that has Microsoft Paint.
— Cheese1997 | ||
Because you know, saying you report rule breakers, then stealing all your art off Google is really original, isn't it? What ensued was a lulzy 6 month campaign, whereby eventually Cheese gave up trying and presumably an heroed. But according to some, she's still trying (see here).
The gallery of crop fail
- And they fight by Cheese1997.jpg
OH, THE ANGST!
- PowerOfSpray.jpg
TEH POWAR OF TEH SPRAY PAINT
- WHATINTHEHELL.jpg
What...the hell...
- MarySueApproaching.jpg
Interesting. Her OC looks exactly like Flippy except with thicker eyelashes; I smell a Mary Sue.
Gallery of butthurt and theft
But don't worry guys, it's all right to be a talentless hack. Sure, your art may be pathetically crap that even a /b/tard can do better (see frustration), but there are still other methods. You know, googleing pics and clusterfucking them together is fine too, but apparently, you fail at that as well.
- IconSteal.jpg
You know you have skills when you can shrink an anime screenshot in MS Paint.
- CopyandPaste.jpg
Notice how she didn't even bother erasing the Disney Copyright sign. Lawsuit plz.
- StupidTribute.jpg
Cheese seems to be convinced that copy and pasting pictures off Google is a suitable tribute, when REAL fans of the show spend hours drawing pictures full of love as tributes.
- StupidParty.jpg
More excellent use of teh copy and paste. THIS TIME WITH DISCO BALLS!
- ArtTheftShot.jpg
DA removed this, but the stupid bitch didn't get it and resubmitted it. Notice the copyright law in the bottom left hand corner.
- GayTribute2.jpg
Not only is the fact that this has Alvin and the Chipmunks on it, the queerest thing ever, but this is apparently a present for someone. If I got this as a present from someone, I'd kill their dog.
- Poster2.jpg
I don't recall seeing exploding heads in Invader Zim, or ANY show for that matter.
Acts of asshatery
TEH EXPRESSIVE ART OF CHEESE
- Cheese NOT A MEME.jpg
If you can understand what is going on in this pic, you're a better person then me.
- Shitnoonecaresabout.jpg
- FIREBARF.jpg
- Wtfiswrongwithyou.jpg
Cheese is against child abuse, but apparently, shes perfectly fine with Animal Abuse.
- WhatInTheHell.jpg
MASTERPIECE! SHE'S THE NEW BASQUIAT!!!!111!!
- RecolourMuch.jpg
- OHNOES.jpg
- LyricsStealer.jpg
Cheese is great at stealing lyrics from popular pop songs and then not even giving credit to the actual musician.
- NOCHILDABUSEPLZ.jpg
LMFAO
- ERRRR.jpg
This picture was directed at a deviant who caught Cheese stealing shit off Google.
- LOLcow.jpg
She enjoys killing her own OCs. WTF?????????????
Vandalism
Cheese and the kiss ass brigade tried to erase this article. As a result, it caused much lulz as they had obviously never heard of reverts. Then the main operator of this article showed up and had some edit wars with her and her retarded watchers, resulting in the whole article collapsing in on itself. HappyMeal showed up and restored the article to its full glory. He now is constantly patrolling it, just in case. Also don't forget to contribute to the emo faggobitch's page and profit with some easy lulz:Kittyfan10.
Did you know?
Cheese is a fucking hypocrite?
OMG U GAIZ, I"M LEAVING FOREVAR!
The best thing you can do for the Internet (and will probably be the high point of your life) is to become an insensitive fuck and go spamhappy on Cheese' profile. Like all lolcows, lulz are bound to be unleashed. If you possess some uber hacking skills, you may want to take it upon yourself to spam goatse and meatspin all over her profile, because nothing traumatizes a child moar then a tranny being analled. If you do this, you are a fucking Internet saint, and I will actually suck your cock (no kidding).
Alternatively, if you aren't that much of a dickhead, you could just offer constructive criticism of her art. See the gallery below to see what would happen if you did.
Lulz Journals
- Idiotplz.jpg
Cheese is S-M-R-T, amirite?
- Bitchplz.jpg
- Bitchplz2.jpg
WHY DID THEY REPORT ME FOR STEEALLING LOL?!!11 :'(
- Bitchplz3.jpg
Bitch can't even make up her mind.
- Bitchplz4.jpg
I feel so bad for those parents of hers...
- Bitchplz5.jpg
- Bitchplz7.jpg
Wow, more theft of lyrics. If she hates DA so much she should just fucking leave.
- No one cares C1997.JPG
Clearly no one cares
- CHEESERAGEQUIT!.PNG
I loled.
The Ass Kiss Brigade
Surprisingly (very surprisingly) Cheese has friends who are willing to back her up despite knowing they'll get fucked for it. Much moar likely however, these three will probably need to buy kneepads soon, because fellating someone who you've never met's e-penis can get tiresome very quickly.
Biohazardxxvii
Much moar likely a 40 year old virgin Uncyclopedia member then a 13 year old girl, as you can see from the totally wacky exhibit on the left, Biohazard is probably going to abduct Cheese1997 in the future, because like all Uncyclopedians, he can't get any pussy his own age. Should be a lesson to you Cheese, don't trust anyone on the Internet.
Kibasstoryofagirl
Kibasstoryofagirl is fucking crazy, and I mean ALL CAPS FUCKING CRAZY. You do not want to piss her off. Probably the biggest cock sucker of them all, she will rage on you if you say something to Cheese on the Internet. But of course, textual based comments don't compare to guns. So feel free to do as you please.
InvaderGeniji2
InvaderGeniji2 is apparently Cheese1997's BFF, but instead she just licks Cheese's ass (fuck me, I gave myself a boner). She threatens to leave DA as much as her butthurt master does. This would actually be pretty awesome, as the clusterfuck of art that is known as DA would be slightly cleansed.
Dead?
Merely weeks after this article was posted, multiple Anons flamed the hell out of Cheese's page, trolling varying from harsh truths to just DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU. After a mere couple of days of being trolled, Cheese's activity on deviantART seemed to decline. Could she have finally left? Anons are still patrolling the area.
Update 06/17/2008
Cheese has now been offline for over nine weeks and five days. Check out her page for some funny comments from concerned friends and trolls, and from a friend of a cousin who hates her. Good to see she fails IRL too.
Cheese will be officially pronounced dead when her counter hits 10 weeks. AKA June 19th, 2008
All we can do now is wait. Wait, and pray.
Update 06/18/2008
counter hit 10 weeks, bitch is dead.
Update 07/03/2008
Bitch is alive. Fuck. Ah well, at least we'll be able to milk this lolcow a little moar.
Update 07/04/2008 Cheese is assumed to still be dead, as she has not updated anything. She will remain dead until a new journal or picture is submitted. But, if she is IRL permabanned, we will LOL (and we did it for the lulz).
Update 01/03/2009
Offline for 26w 1d 9h 11m 26s
Offline for just over half a year, she's dead, or just escaped to an alt nobody has found yet.
Update 03/07/2009
Offline for 35w
LAWL
Update 06/23/2009
Offline for 50w
And still getting comments. 'Tis a wondrous thing.
Update 11/28/2009
Offline 73w.
IS IT FINALLY DEAD?
Update 04/11/2010
Offline 92w
Still getting flames and spam.
Update 08/04/2011
Offline 161w
Pushing Dasies
Update 03/22/2014
Offline 298w
Beyond dead. Is there even a word more stronger than dead? No? Good.
Update 12/26/2014
Offline 338w
Sad trombone.
Update 02/08/2016
Offline 396w
You may think it's time to stop updating this, but we must always remain vigilant.
[+]SHE'S BAAACCCCKKKK
- a) Leaving this section the fuck alone
- b) Adding research to this section
It seems Cheese thought it would be super clever to make a new account! Her new account name is Racoonlover LULZ B&.
(It should be noted that she spelled raccoon wrong. Funny for someone who spells so well.)
"OMG WE R SO CLEEVAR! XXDDDDD XDDD :3"
UPDATE: Cheese has been banned. Again. Probably for the last time, but who knows? DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
HOLYSHIT BACK AGAIN?: It appears once again Cheese has returned and is once again drawing shitastic art. Her new username is Przeslzo, whatever the hell that means.
Oh, and also it appears she is attempting to look hardcore by claiming to like things such as Edgar Alan Poe, Nirvana, Steven King, and of course The Nightmare Before Christmas.
WTF, BITCH?!: It seems like she made another account for her "photography", called Chartreuse-Dryad. (By photography, she means pictures of nothing anyone cares about, and her being her faggy fat self, occasionally with her equally faggy, but not as fat, weaboo friends.)
Link to teh FAIL: [1]
MOAR OF THE FAGGOTORY: She It (yet again) has made another account.[2] QUICK SPAM HER BEFORE IT RUNS AWAY!!!!!
Help ED and help us all by spamming cocks over her page. Do it faggot. This is still fun, but seemingly pointless as she has been offline for over a year. With any luck she's actually fucking dead this time.
WELL, DAMN!: Last visit, six weeks ago, as of September fourteenth, 2011. She's still here, folks, just keeping quiet.
Prophets of truth
Many lulz worthy comments have been left on Cheese's front page since the making of her article.
Previous Quote | Next Quote
It should be noted that RedAlert52, AtomicKitten254, and Karax112 are all chicken shit little 12 year old girls who only started trolling Cheese once they thought she was dead. Judging from their deviations and their behavior, they deserve to be trolled as badly as she does.
Some Internet fags, have tried calling her a Necro Guro. Did not work out too good.
Fanart
- Cheese199734.png
Rule 34 doing its job
- Cheese1997.png
Some fanart drawn by InSaNe-REYNARD.
- Howdoishotcheese.png
- XINMYYCHEESE.png
- CheeseCropCrop.png
- BffjillCheese.png
Cheese showing her mother some art.
- Cheese goofy time.png
- CheeseKoiwaiFacepalm.png
Typical deviant reaction upon seeing Cheese's gallery.
- Kent Brockman Cheese.png
Typical News reaction upon seeing Cheese's gallery.
Typical God reaction upon seeing Cheese's gallery.
- Cheese Machine code.png
- TinTinCheese.png
- ColoringCheese.png
- DemovtivatorCheese.png
- CheeseAndDA.png
- LOLA XDDDDDDD by Cheese1997.jpg
See also
Different accounts and similar retards
- File:Deviantart-favicon.png ivriska-victoria-xx New account
- File:Deviantart-favicon.png Cheese1997 Inactive
- File:Deviantart-favicon.png weed97 OMG GAISE I"M SO HARDCORE ;_;
- File:Deviantart-favicon.png Mrs-Jojo-1997
She journaled that it's to be abandoned. WTF?!DISREGARD THAT, it's a troll. Oh well. - File:Deviantart-favicon.png chartreuse-dryad This time pixplz
- File:Deviantart-favicon.png przeszlo And this time more emo than before
- File:Deviantart-favicon.png cheese1997supporter Probably cheese being shittier than ever by being her own fantard.
- File:Deviantart-favicon.png Invader-lola13 Might be a troll. Feel free to lurk moar to find out otherwise.
- File:Deviantart-favicon.png TheGirlLOvesCats Probably not Cheese, but just as retarded.
- File:Deviantart-favicon.png char-the-flareon Someone who draws similarly like Cheese.
- File:Deviantart-favicon.png BrittanyCanDraw Not Cheese, but is just about as retarded.
- File:Deviantart-favicon.png Werewolf11vampire11 Still not Cheese, but needs a good Trolling, she likes animu, and twilight.
worst part is shes not dead, Go fix that noaw!!!File:Deviantart-favicon.png Cirocco126Current account, nao she takes pics of herself in swimsuits & cosplay!!11!!(note the obvious assburgers) - File:Deviantart-favicon.png ember1997 This might be Cheese, it has enough Happy Tree Friends and Emo shit to possibly be connected to Cheese. Also the use of :3 emote.
