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Cheese1997 is a jailbait 12-year-old girl, and is the aggressive cancer that has already killed devianTART and seems to be consuming what's left of its body, leaving nothing but a terrifying blob of tumorous masses (though it's hard to tell the difference). She has made over 45,000 pageviews by horribly raping children's cartoon shows, such as Ouran High School Host Club and Invader Zim. Ungrateful bitch, if not for this article she wouldn't be where she is today. She's not to be trusted.
It should also be noted her name is a ripoff of an AIDS-infected supermonster who desperately needs Ritalin from the cartoon Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. She most likely chose this name because her friends are imaginary, but more probably because the character she stole it from is a goddamn lunatic, much like her.
- 1 History
- 2 Gallery of butthurt and theft
- 3 Acts of asshatery
- 4 OMG U GAIZ, I"M LEAVING FOREVAR!
- 5 The Ass Kiss Brigade
- 6 Dead?
- 7 [-+]SHE'S BAAACCCCKKKK
- 8 Prophets of truth
- 9 Fanart
- 10 See also
- 11 Different accounts and similar retards
If Cheese1997 didn't spawn from some anal fungus blob, her parents would be the greatest trolls that ever lived, because no two people could be so inconsiderate as to fuck and produce a child that is such a fucktard. Alternatively, she could be a test tube baby, in which case the scientist who made her is the greatest troll. Either way, DA was fucked as soon as she joined. As soon as her pictures were favourited, that gave her giant ego the boost it needed to produce more uncropped abominations.
70% of the artwork that followed was retardations of the cartoon Invader Zim. A further 20% are pictures of her, either crying or cutting herself (I am being fucking serious) and the final 10% is just crap. Most of her fans have long since evaporated since Anonymous (and ED) buttfucked the shit out of her comments section. If you contributed to said butt-fucking, you are a pretty cool guy. These Anonymous and EDiots soon exposed the truth behind her art, and befoar long it was revealed that 60% of her artwork was stolen from Google, and staring at her pictures for too long will kill the majority of your braincells. (I'm not just making these statistics up you know). Cheese1997 is probably poor, as she can afford paint (probably finds it in an alley), but she can't afford an operating system that has Microsoft Paint.
Because you know, saying you report rule breakers, then stealing all your art off Google is really original, isn't it? What ensued was a lulzy 6 month campaign, whereby eventually Cheese gave up trying and presumably an heroed. But according to some, she's still trying (see here).
The gallery of crop fail
- And they fight by Cheese1997.jpg
OH, THE ANGST!
TEH POWAR OF TEH SPRAY PAINT
Interesting. Her OC looks exactly like Flippy except with thicker eyelashes; I smell a Mary Sue.
Gallery of butthurt and theft
But don't worry guys, it's all right to be a talentless hack. Sure, your art may be pathetically crap that even a /b/tard can do better (see frustration), but there are still other methods. You know, googleing pics and clusterfucking them together is fine too, but apparently, you fail at that as well.
Acts of asshatery
TEH EXPRESSIVE ART OF CHEESE
Cheese and the kiss ass brigade tried to erase this article. As a result, it caused much lulz as they had obviously never heard of reverts. Then the main operator of this article showed up and had some edit wars with her and her retarded watchers, resulting in the whole article collapsing in on itself. HappyMeal showed up and restored the article to its full glory. He now is constantly patrolling it, just in case. Also don't forget to contribute to the emo faggobitch's page and profit with some easy lulz:Kittyfan10.
Did you know?
Cheese is a fucking hypocrite?
OMG U GAIZ, I"M LEAVING FOREVAR!
The best thing you can do for the Internet (and will probably be the high point of your life) is to become an insensitive fuck and go spamhappy on Cheese' profile. Like all lolcows, lulz are bound to be unleashed. If you possess some uber hacking skills, you may want to take it upon yourself to spam goatse and meatspin all over her profile, because nothing traumatizes a child moar then a tranny being analled. If you do this, you are a fucking Internet saint, and I will actually suck your cock (no kidding).
Alternatively, if you aren't that much of a dickhead, you could just offer constructive criticism of her art. See the gallery below to see what would happen if you did.
The Ass Kiss Brigade
Surprisingly (very surprisingly) Cheese has friends who are willing to back her up despite knowing they'll get fucked for it. Much moar likely however, these three will probably need to buy kneepads soon, because fellating someone who you've never met's e-penis can get tiresome very quickly.
Much moar likely a 40 year old virgin Uncyclopedia member then a 13 year old girl, as you can see from the totally wacky exhibit on the left, Biohazard is probably going to abduct Cheese1997 in the future, because like all Uncyclopedians, he can't get any pussy his own age. Should be a lesson to you Cheese, don't trust anyone on the Internet.
Kibasstoryofagirl is fucking crazy, and I mean ALL CAPS FUCKING CRAZY. You do not want to piss her off. Probably the biggest cock sucker of them all, she will rage on you if you say something to Cheese on the Internet. But of course, textual based comments don't compare to guns. So feel free to do as you please.
InvaderGeniji2 is apparently Cheese1997's BFF, but instead she just licks Cheese's ass (fuck me, I gave myself a boner). She threatens to leave DA as much as her butthurt master does. This would actually be pretty awesome, as the clusterfuck of art that is known as DA would be slightly cleansed.
Merely weeks after this article was posted, multiple Anons flamed the hell out of Cheese's page, trolling varying from harsh truths to just DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU. After a mere couple of days of being trolled, Cheese's activity on deviantART seemed to decline. Could she have finally left? Anons are still patrolling the area.
Cheese has now been offline for over nine weeks and five days. Check out her page for some funny comments from concerned friends and trolls, and from a friend of a cousin who hates her. Good to see she fails IRL too.
Cheese will be officially pronounced dead when her counter hits 10 weeks. AKA June 19th, 2008
All we can do now is wait. Wait, and pray.
counter hit 10 weeks, bitch is dead.
Bitch is alive. Fuck. Ah well, at least we'll be able to milk this lolcow a little moar.
Update 07/04/2008 Cheese is assumed to still be dead, as she has not updated anything. She will remain dead until a new journal or picture is submitted. But, if she is IRL permabanned, we will LOL (and we did it for the lulz).
Offline for 26w 1d 9h 11m 26s
Offline for just over half a year, she's dead, or just escaped to an alt nobody has found yet.
Offline for 35w
Offline for 50w
And still getting comments. 'Tis a wondrous thing.
IS IT FINALLY DEAD?
Still getting flames and spam.
Beyond dead. Is there even a word more stronger than dead? No? Good.
You may think it's time to stop updating this, but we must always remain vigilant.
- a) Leaving this section the fuck alone
- b) Adding research to this section
It seems Cheese thought it would be super clever to make a new account! Her new account name is
Racoonlover LULZ B&.
(It should be noted that she spelled raccoon wrong. Funny for someone who spells so well.)
"OMG WE R SO CLEEVAR! XXDDDDD XDDD :3"
HOLYSHIT BACK AGAIN?: It appears once again Cheese has returned and is once again drawing shitastic art. Her new username is Przeslzo, whatever the hell that means.
Oh, and also it appears she is attempting to look hardcore by claiming to like things such as Edgar Alan Poe, Nirvana, Steven King, and of course The Nightmare Before Christmas.
WTF, BITCH?!: It seems like she made another account for her "photography", called Chartreuse-Dryad. (By photography, she means pictures of nothing anyone cares about, and her being her faggy fat self, occasionally with her equally faggy, but not as fat, weaboo friends.)
Link to teh FAIL: 
MOAR OF THE FAGGOTORY:
She It (yet again) has made another account. QUICK SPAM HER BEFORE IT RUNS AWAY!!!!!
Help ED and help us all by spamming cocks over her page. Do it faggot. This is still fun, but seemingly pointless as she has been offline for over a year. With any luck she's actually fucking dead this time.
WELL, DAMN!: Last visit, six weeks ago, as of September fourteenth, 2011. She's still here, folks, just keeping quiet.
Prophets of truth
Many lulz worthy comments have been left on Cheese's front page since the making of her article.
It should be noted that RedAlert52, AtomicKitten254, and Karax112 are all chicken shit little 12 year old girls who only started trolling Cheese once they thought she was dead. Judging from their deviations and their behavior, they deserve to be trolled as badly as she does.
Some Internet fags, have tried calling her a Necro Guro. Did not work out too good.
Different accounts and similar retards
- New account
- OMG GAISE I"M SO HARDCORE ;_;
She journaled that it's to be abandoned. WTF?!DISREGARD THAT, it's a troll. Oh well.
- This time pixplz
- And this time more emo than before
- Probably cheese being shittier than ever by being her own fantard.
- Might be a troll. Feel free to lurk moar to find out otherwise.
- Probably not Cheese, but just as retarded.
- Someone who draws similarly like Cheese.
- Not Cheese, but is just about as retarded.
worst part is shes not dead, Go fix that noaw!!!Current account, nao she takes pics of herself in swimsuits & cosplay!!11!!(note the obvious assburgers)
Still not Cheese, but needs a good Trolling, she likes animu, and twilight.
- This might be Cheese, it has enough Happy Tree Friends and Emo shit to possibly be connected to Cheese. Also the use of :3 emote.