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    BantownInYourTubes? Moar leik YouTubeInArgentsTubes amirite?

    The co-founder of YouTube with Steve Chen and Jawed "Jaws" Karim, Chad is suspected of recently creating his own sockpuppet at YouTube after being made aware of the ongoing ED/Bantown vs. Argent009 drama and decided he wanted a piece of the action.

    ED's sources at YouTube have hinted that Chad was recently drawn into the trolling by Chen himself who is thought to have created his own sock account to pwn Argent009 after becoming sick and tired of all his Inbox are belonging to Argent's incessant bitching about the 'haters' from Bantown and ED pwnting his life and wheelchair upside down.

    Additionally, one does have to admit that the fact that the fucking co-founder of YouTube himself recognizes and actively participates in trolling and doing it for the lulz... Fucking admirable indeed.


    The Sock

    As of writing, Chad's sock account is suspected confirmed 2/10/07, 2:00am PST to be BantownInYourTubes which was created just in time for the comment war following Argent's announcement that he was quitting YouTube forever in his instant classic concessionary vlog YouTube Favicon.png "Goodbye", a pæan to his bad self, his pride and generally being a pussy motherfucker with a taste for old man cock.

    After initially stating that he would let the 'haters' comments fly (apart from every EDiot he'd already blocked of course), he disabled commenting on this masterpiece of understatement when pretty much the whole YouTube community started wishing him good riddance and plz 2 be die, including BantownInYourTubes -an "employee of YouTube"- who dropped in to post that everyone at YT HQ, from the admins to the brass hated him and while they were glad to see him GTFO to LiveVideo, were sorry to lose a prize lolcow.

    Never one to resist a tasty morsel of troll bait left out for his fat ass, Argent started weighing in as usual like a Nazi bull in a Jew china shop, provoking even moar flaming and lulz, mostly from his former e-pals and people ED has never heard of.

    The Troll

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    BantownInYourTubes appears for the first time and weighs in on Argent's bellyaching.

    At this point BantownInYourTubes became especially active, replying to comments both pro and anti-Argent, but always in the 'hushed tones' of an individual overly familiar and compliant with the YouTube TOS rather than acrid flames favored by your average EDiot on a troll. Funnily enough, these reasonable posts seemed to irk Argent more than usual and he started accusing several commentators of being YouTube employees and that, since he was a close personal friend with Steve Chen, they were all in trouble.

    BantownInYourTubes then all but outed himself as Chad Hurley by posting that -in all seriousness- while YouTube were grateful for his patronage, they were even more excited about the fresh lulz and drama ED had brought to YouTube and that everyone at YouTube had become big fans of ED. He went on to say that the only reason that he wasn't banned already was because since LiveVideo was made of faggotry and FAIL he'd be back for more ED drama, despite Argent's threat that his leaving would spark an exodus that would destroy YouTube and that he would personally make LiveVideo TIME Magazine's "Invention of the Year, 2007" (as YouTube had been in 2006).



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    Epilogue

    Of course, you can't read most of the 150+ comments (even the less inflammatory ones) since Argent deleted all but the comments that he liked, cherry-picking the ones that hadn't inflamed his hemorrhoidal butt and -because it's directly connected to his mouth- had him spouting shit from his foul mouth.

    However, ED's got moar fingers in moar pies than Ron Jeremy, and our man in San Bruno will soon be releasing all documents pursuant to Argent's stormy 'tenure' as YouTube's resident LOLcow.


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