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    Caramelldansen

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    WORST MOTHERFUCKING MEME IN HISTORY.


    Caramelldansen is a shitty tune made by some Swedish fags called Caramell, which is happily spammed on various Internet fora and most importantly, acted out by many JewTube celebrity-wannabes. The song rose in popularity when it was sped up and made into a YouTube video with colorful, dancing, anime characters from a Japanese visual novel called Popotan. It was then remixed dozens, possibly hundreds, of times, thus fagging up the internet even more. The song is often mistaken for being Azn, simply for containing a level of faggotry usually reserved for things from Japan. While not being Azn, it is definitely considered kawaii.

    Lyrics

    Swedish English
    Vi undrar är ni redo att vara med we're wondering if you want to join in
    Armarna upp nu ska ni få se arms up, now you get to see
    Kom igen come on
    Vem som helst kan vara med anyone can join in
    Så rör på era fötter so move your feet
    Oa-a-a
    Och vicka era höfter and shake your hips
    O-la-la-la
    Gör som vi Do like us
    Till denna melodi to this melody
    Dansa med oss dance with us
    Klappa era händer clap your hands
    Gör som vi gör do like we do
    Ta några steg åt vänster take a few steps left
    Lyssna och lär listen and learn
    Missa inte chansen don't miss the chance
    Nu är vi här med now we're here with
    Caramelldansen the carameldance
    O-o-oa-oa...
    Det blir en sensation överallt förstås there'll be sensation all over of course
    På fester kommer alla att släppa loss on parties, all will be let loose
    Kom igen come on
    Nu tar vi stegen om igen now we take the steps again
    Så rör på era fötter so move your feet
    Oa-a-a
    Och vicka era höfter and shake your hips
    O-la-la-la
    Gör som vi do like us
    Till denna melodi to this melody
    Så kom och so come and
    Dansa med oss dance with us
    Klappa era händer clap your hands
    Gör som vi gör do like we do
    Ta några steg åt vänster take a few steps left
    Lyssna och lär listen and learn
    Missa inte chansen don't miss the chance
    Nu är vi här med now we're here with
    Caramelldansen the carameldance

    TL;DR

    WOULD SOMEONE GET THIS FUCKING SONG OUT OF MY HEAD?!

    The Mondegreen

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    This is what you were looking for, right?

    You know Annie Lee, the bora man

    I'm on the phone, use khalif or see

    Call Miguel

    When someone gets bored of me

    (Bored of me)

    So look away the film sayin' wah-ah-ah

    Or Ricky in a house sayin' la-la-la

    You're so mean

    Sing then the melody

    Ooo-ah-ooo-ah-ah-oh

    Dan send me O's

    Japan eat a hand and

    Yours, only yours

    Pandoras speak of fails and

    Its no lie

    Misa in the club sayin'

    Let Annie Hine become a male dancer!

    Ooo-ooo-ooo-wah-ooo-wah

    Ooo-ooo-ooo-wah-ooo-wah-ah-oh

    Ooo-ooo-ooo-wah-ooo-wah

    Ooo-ooo-ooo-wah-ooo-wah-ah-oh

    Pee in Sasuke's room

    Get it off the stores

    Faster, oh my God

    I've slipper loss

    Call Miguel

    With tar, I stick it on Miguel

    Ooo-ah-ooo-ah-ah-oh

    So look away the film sayin' wah-ah-ah

    Or Ricky in a house sayin' la-la-la

    You're so mean

    Sing then the melody

    So come on

    Dan send me O's

    Japan eat a hand and

    Yours, only yours

    Pandoras speak of fails and

    Its no lie

    Misa in the club sayin'

    Let Annie Hine become a male dancer!

    Videos

    Rick-melldansen or Caramell-Roll

    Just when you thought you haven't had enough, some fucktard on the Interwebz decided to crossover the fucking Caramelldansen with Rick Rolling.

    Even Rick Astley supports the Caramelldansen by lip-syncing it!!!
    Oh hell no, now dancing the Caramelldansen??? Rick, you fail!!!


    Moar Faggotry

    Animated videos IRL videos
    Original song
    Now in English!
    Possibly the original Speedycake Remix
    The Neon Genesis Evangelion version. It's like a scene from the series.
    What happens when you have gone TOO far
    Election '08 version. Squint to believe.
    Spy sappin' mah heterosexuality!
    So I hear you like Mudkips. l33t MSPaint skills
    EVE Online too?!
    Stupid chicks imitating the GIF
    The stupid chicks again—their faggotry knows no limits!
    A herd of faggots (see also cosplay and fail)
    Dear god, there's a metal remix...


    External Links

    Well, at least Sephiroth looks like he's not enjoying it.

    See Also


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    Caramelldansen is part of a series on

    Music

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    Memes

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    Caramelldansen is part of a series on YouTube.

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    Caramelldansen is part of a series on

    Anime

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