You know how it feels.
- You're on an internet forum, some newfag makes a post, you elaborate on it by stating something really fucking obvious. You get a shitload of replies saying "Captain Obvious is obvious." You go cry.
- When someone posts something that is fucking obvious, you can't help but facepalm. And if you're a real faggot, you'll call them Captain Obvious, but ironically you are being obvious at the same time.
Old Meme Status
Being an internet meme and an IRL meme at the same time, Captain Obvious can't help but feel glorious. The original edition of Captain Obvious (pictured right) shows him as a rip off of Superman and the KFC mascot fused together. However, some faggots, such as Uncyclopedia believe him to be a rip-off of Batman. Because he's so old it's hard to tell, but since Uncyclopedia has down syndrome, it's fucking obvious we're right.
Should you be trolled by a faggot who decides to point out you are being obvious, take it upon yourself to reach through your computer screen and bitch slap them. They deserve it. Give yourself one too for being fucking obvious.
List of Obvious things
- Uncyclopedians are faggots
- You fail it
- George Bush is actually a reincarned nigger
- The Party Van is outside your house
- Teh internetz is serious business
- You lost the game
- CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
- There are no niggers on the internets
- Chris Hansen is reading your chat logs
- ICP sucks major dicks.
- Lulz is a corruption of lol
- Bitches Don't Know about this article
- A cat is fine too
- Cake must be eaten
- Daxflame is a the lulz master of the internets
- Milhouse is not a meme
- Milhouse is not a meme IS a meme
- Anonymous are hackers on steroids
- These Cuffs cannot be broken
- Goofy Time is funny
- Longcat is looooooooooooooooong
- "MOAR" is a corruption of "more"
- Norton protects you
- Wikipedia lies
- Girlvinyl is a fat sellout whore
- YTMND has failed
- You cannot divide by zero
- Jews did WTC
- Aliens came from space
- NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts
- God hates fags
Should you encounter a Captain Obvious, do the right thing and hack his IP, cover his Facebook with CP and report him to the FBI. Many lulz will be generated from this. Alternatively, you could pretend to be a delicious loli and lure him to your house. Once he finds out your a grown man, much frustration will be had by him. However, he might try to rape you anyway to make up for the lack of sweet 10-year-old female pussy.
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