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Camwhore
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A variety of attention whore, typically a young and very stupid woman (though occasionally a twink), who will do anything on a webcam in exchange for attention, money, items from online wishlists, or just to be generally slutty.
Camwhores typically suffer from internet disease and engage in constant shameless self promotion. Often, camwhores will remove their clothing if given enough of their preferred currency. Bear in mind that all camwhores are, without exception, incredibly stupid. As a result, they can be milked for lulz if you aren't too busy fapping to their disgusting axe wound.
Camwhores are also one of the biggest causes of the cancer that is killing /b/.
Contents
Identifying Camwhores
- Cleavage
- Kissy face
- Throwing up a peace sign
- Feigned surprise
- The classic "what-everrrrrr"
- Mouth slightly open; seductive "please fuck me" expression
- Eyes focused on something very interesting happening on the right that is not in the picture
- Camera is positioned looking down while they are looking up
- Sticking up the middle-finger
Determining Status
Many camwhores participate in rating communities such as the My Darkness cam portal and others, vying to get rankings and rate higher on the portal. This is not only a source of exposure, but also allows a simple way for the camwhore hierarchy to easily be built. This also proves that they truly are whores.
Wishlists
Wishlists on Amazon and other services are really where the whore in camwhore comes from. They allow a camwhore to choose gifts and put them on an internet site where they can easily be purchased, often with one click. Therefore, e-sexual favors are often traded for wishlist gifts or attention and posting of fan signs from a camwhore's fans.
Evolution of the term
Typically any term ending in the suffix whore is deemed negative, but much like the terms attention whore and drama whore, the term camwhore has been appropriated into comical and friendly usage. No longer a derogatory epithet, the term is descriptive at worst and friendly or complimentary at best.
Where to find them
4chan's /b/ is a camwhore motherload. Since the palm-fucking inhabitants of the section still have yet to see a female in the internetz, /b/ has become the ruling sauce of female camwhores because they will be showered with the attention they need for living. The first page most likely contains at least two camwhores with "SUP /b/!!111" written on their hands. The most recent variation of cancer/camwhore that has devastated /b/ is the cockmongling, crack smoking, emofag known as Boxxy, she has succeeded in pwning /b/ by making everyone pay attention to her.
Also, "The Internet CamWhore Database" [1] is where most of them are being collected. All the nasty fucking perverts online will gather up folders full of these images and post them to the database for all to see and surf through.
Additionally, if you are of the faggot orientation, you can find other fags willing to remove their clothing on such sites as Gay.com, Gaydarguys, Yahoo chat and MSN.
However, if you are gay, you did not need this article to tell you that, as every gay boy on earth starts "c2c" right after his twelfth birthday. Charlie The Faggot is one of the most popular gay cam whores on teh internets
Codi lets her members watch her 24/7 on a webcam, does two photo sets and two videos a week, and a chat. [2]
Instagram is a good place to search for potential camwhores. Vanity Is Perfection is a good place to start.
Facebook has plenty of camwhores too, especially on the Bathroom Wall application. It has been noted that most Facebook camera whores are 13-year-old girls using the online photo-editing service Picnik to hide their blatant ugliness and make themselves look over 9000 times better than they actually are. This causes said 13-year-old girls to think of themselves as a "cool kid" (also known as a douchebag), leading to moar faggotry.
Because gelatin (ground up baby cow hooves) is used to hold silver halide crystals in an emulsion in virtually all photographic films and photographic papers (there is no substitute), it may be possible to convince an overly political vegan that it is her political duty to purchase a digital camera and become a camwhore, in order to encourage the rest of the internets not to use technology that was obsolete 100 years ago.
The Present State of Camwhoredom
—CATS, fapping to Geriatric1927 | ||
The new generation of camwhores are now known as YouTubers, and rather than being young and nubile girls, they are fat, toothless hillbillies, and thankfully keep their clothes on. This new generation has spawned so fast, that old e-people have become despondent.
There simply aren't any words for this level of faggotry:
Oh, dear sweet merciful baby Christ in Heaven, why??
Notable Camwhores
| Female Camwhores | "Male" Camwhores |
|---|---|
| Cracky-chan | Dorian Thorn |
| Delivery-chan | Chris-chan |
| Sonmanic | |
| Dadchan | |
| Martini-chan | Emotion Eric |
| 1tabita | |
| chloroformGirll | Losttrap |
| Boxxy | Perez Hilton |
| Paris Hilton | Burk |
| Mickyy Moo | |
| MissHannahMinx | Tyler Chayton |
| Lena Chen | LifeInATent |
| Chloe Ash | |
| Tabby | |
| Fattychan | |
| Magibon | |
| MeganSpeaks |
The Camwhores of gamergate
Gallery
- Dyosa.jpg
typical experience on a camwhore site
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Logseux - Clean your DAMN mirror
- Yeptheyreforyou.jpg
Logseux - Performing for /b/
Group camwhoring is commonly found at colleges.
- Getnoticed.jpg
Things a camwhore would do to get noticed.
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- EmoWhore.jpg
Emo whore doing what a whore does best.
- MirrorWhore.jpg
What a typical whore can do with a mirror and a camera.
- Bathwhore.jpg
Just your average whore after taking a shower.
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Trashchan
perfect example of the Trashy Skank Camwhore - MickyyMoo14.JPG
Mickyy Moo, Now the Queen of the [Troll]s
- Camwhore-animu-sm.jpg
Perfect example of a camhoar. Thanks, Asia.
- Camwhoreeeee.jpg
Camwhore.
- 4chanpedods.jpg
Camwhoring can be good, specifically for
7chan12chan. - Riplz.jpg
r i sexy? plz plz plz
Just thought I show off my ex...
no. no. no.
- Trap.gif
A real camwhore
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lol asl
- VaJungle.jpg
Make sure you shave your cock before you post.
- British Camwhore.jpg
Camwhoring is not a phenomenon unique to the United States. Here we see an example of a British camwhore.
- MilkChan.jpg
Ejaculating dick nipples WTF.
- LegChan.jpg
Thread died because nobody's car had access to srs biz.
- CantGoChores.JPG
Don't post when you're supposed to be cleaning your room.
- Kamwhore.jpg
At least she knows what she's doing.
- PJChanVag.jpg
PJ Chan in a spirited debate regarding the nature of a cam-whore.
- CamWhoreBoobies.jpg
PJ Chan's challenger
- ManChan.jpg
Man-Chan really likes music.
- GamerChan.jpg
Good oral health is extremely important to camwhores.
- CamWhoreTie.jpg
Some camwhores like to dress-to-impress the /b/tards.
- EmoChan.jpg
Emo-chan combines Internet disease with camwhoring.
- Peak-a-boo.jpg
If she doesn't look at the camera, she isn't a complete whore.
- Nanachantitsandface.jpg
Orange Chan/Nana Chan delivers.
- TripBChan.jpg
Trip B Chan stares into your soul.
Oooh that feels good.
Not much to say about this one.
- Khamwhore.jpg
I'm sure she has better things to do.
Some camwhores forget that there is photographic evidence.
- CamwhoreBB.jpg
A good cam whore - Comes with censorship signs and self proclaims her 'shitness'.
What is thy bidding, master?
- SAUCE!!.jpg
Picture-chan??
The hottest camwhore of all, Adorablecutekid
Hope, just hope, She becomes a burn victim, then she'd be fuckable
Totally original angle, omgwtf
Camera whore? Not HER!
- Paperkiwichan.jpeg
That's more like it.
- Sasha2.jpg
Drunken cam whores
- Filipina.jpg
probably the most successful camwhore evar. a quick Google of Ellen Adarna will tell you why
shitting is hot
- Gluttonsven.jpg
not every slut need be female; the Tank Commander proves this
Typical camwhore
- 500win.JPG
Alle gets revenge
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Gloriousmandestroya shows how camwhores groove
- Krista Nicole and Pedobear.JPG
Now with moar emo: Kristanicole
- LenaChenNude2.JPG
Lena Chen looks beat the fuck up.
- Zoeyang1.JPG
Zoe Yang whores it up for McKinsey and Company
This cow is a prime example of the golden rule.
- Lowbjob.jpg
Wow thats so... unusual
- Randomlowjob.jpg
- Oh godfaceency.PNG
Tibia camwhore working for the gp.
- Dlthorn13-faggot2.jpg
Dorian Thorn is a camwhore who likes to look pretty.
What the fuck is a D?
- Playitsafe.jpg
Some camewhores like to play it safe
- Perspective-tit-demotivational-poster.jpg
- Dumbass.JPG
cam whore who barely notices (even though she already knows but denies) she used too much smoochie kissie faces with picture edits
- Barack Obama boner.jpg
Obama was a camwhore before he became president.
- Fagcamwhore.jpg
- ED.jpg
Whores, you gotta love 'em
- Camwhoresluts.jpg
- Megawhore.jpg
This just has fail and crack whore written all over it.
- Camderp.jpg
- Tracy.jpg
rich suburban camwhore that craves the cock
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- Mosdefcamwhore.jpg
Brittney is a known camwhore.
- Brown girl Camwhore.jpg
Even shitty third-world countries have camwhores nowadays. Thanks a lot, USAID!
FB album of a typical cam whore.
dadchan with sup on 4chan
- Spidercamwhore.jpg
This Camwhore is now a Spider-Man Camwhore.
- Babystarbikiniselfie.jpg
A weeaboo taking a bikini selfie.
See also
- Amateur porn
- Battlecam
- COCKMASTER
- Girl Drama
- List of Camwhores
- Pandora de La Salle
- Sharpie
- Tease Pics
- WebCams
External Links
- 15px UkrDramatica's article on this
- If you want to learn camwhoring basics, click here.
- If you are a freeloader but still want to immerse yourself into camwhore culture, click here.
- Is a total camwhore who like face-painting, cum, and attention
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| Featured article January 22, 2005 | ||
| Preceded by Amalea |
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