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Sometimes simply hating children isn't enough. Sometimes, you have to go that extra mile and actually want to see small children, infants, toddlers, and elementary schoolers tortured, molested, maimed, butchered, and slaughtered en masse. If you are one of those people, is for you.
The Birth of CF_Hardcore
CF_hardcore was born out of the Childfree LJ community when member the_13th_muse could not stand the fact that a woman was going to give birth to a human baby and then give the baby up for adoption. the_13th_muse gave her these points to ponder when considering the filthy idea of breeding:
- "a. Are you willing to risk your marriage and relationship with your husband, no matter how unlikely such an event seems."
- (Because men immediately abandon their wives if they find out they are pregnant.)
- "b. (Are you) Willing to actually be a mother should you change your mind later on."
- (Because evil, Satan-provided hormones may fool a woman into caring for her baby.)
- "c. (Are you) Ready to explain to this child 20 years down the road what happened when it comes looking for you. Can you tell it to it's face that you simply didn't want anything to do with it."
- (Kill it now, so it cannot ask bothersome questions later.)
- "d.(Are you) Willing to risk death in childbirth for a child you do not intend to keep."
- (Be afraid. Be very afraid.)
- "e.(Are you) Willing to have your body changed *forever* by becomeing a woman who has born a child."
- (Most important of all, consider your waistline)
When other members of Childfree pointed out that this was, in fact, the insane gibbering of a lunatic, the_13th_muse then took her ball and went home. Saddened by her leaving, fellow members said: "Good riddance. Have fun pushing your new bitches around!"
The Few, The Proud, The Flame Resistant
Introducing the Childless Freak Hardcore!
CF_Hardcore was designed in a darwinian sense to weed out the weak and leave the strong. It is FLAME RESISTANT! The moderators endeavor to show how tough the comm is by...
- Disabling anonymous comments
- Allowing only members to post
- Locking entries that are embarrassing to the community
...Which raises the question, how tough do you have to be when you are protected from any criticism at all? Sociologists are currently applying for grants to study this phenomena.
Interestingly, five of the seven moderators of cf_hardcore (goescrunch, ladybast [who has long since resigned due to the lunacy of the rest of them], silverxfeathers, madmravyn, and firefira) have friends only journals. If you're a new member, though, friends-only journals are a no-no. They're only allowed for the old-money childfreetards. More evidence of their ability to squash trolls and resist flames.
These days, CF_hardcore has devolved into a H8-fest that rivals the KKK, the only difference being that instead of hating blacks and Jews, CF_hardcore members are mighty enough to hate the one class of people that can not possibly defend themselves in any way, the under 13. Having a membership made up almost completely of 16 year old girls and 13 year old boys indicates that most of these members are not too far out from being H8ed themselves. It raises interesting psychological questions about self hatred, but trust us - that's just the beginning. Once you hop in and realise that the membership consists of Goths, Furries, Otherkin, Fat girls and boys, and multiple combinations thereof, you know that you are in a strange place for normal humans. You might also wonder why a comm that is supposed to be about the childfree lifestyle contains posts about nothing other than children. No mention of jetskis, lear jets, Italian sports cars, mansions, stadiums or any of the other awesome things that cf_hardcore members have bought with all the money they saved by not having children. Instead, every single post is about the thing they allegedly hate more than anything on earth, children.
The Great Harry Potter Meltdown of 2005
In July of 2005, CF_hardcore member railway went apeshit. Rather than try to describe it, We will simply quote her verbatim. This post was locked by cf_hardcore, once again proving their flaming retardedness.
—Completely unedited, sadly.
Philanthropy for Misanthropy
Over the course of 2005, dropped the drama bomb on cf_hardcore, the community as a whole reacted first by offendedly bitching, moaning and whining that they weren't whining, moaning, bitching or offended, and then demonstrated how not-offended they were by deleting the entry and not only banning her, but also banned for daring to suggest she might not be entirely incorrect!counted up kid-hating comments over the past few months and donated toys to children's charities for each. When she
The (Go Into) Labor Day Deletion of 2006
For reasons yet to be disclosed, CF_hardcore was deleted sometime on Labor Day, September 4, 2006. This happened shortly after one member went batshit over her inabilty to purchase more yaoi. The community has reportedly been deleted and undeleted at a spastic rate during this period of time.
A secondary community called, or Wank-Free Childfree Hardcore, has been established as a temporary home until the cf_hardcore moderators stop acting like spoiled children. Since all the cf_hardcore regulars have been acting like spoiled children since the community's inception, this is unlikely ever to happen.
CF_hardcore is one of the most insanely drama-laden communities on livejournal. It is regularly featured on LJ_Drama, which makes everyone happy.
CF_hardcore wanks about fandom wank.
CF_hardcore has a Patrick Henry moment.
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