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C-NOTE
One day in 2004 there was a Counter-Strike match that started like any other, only on this day the server had a kid in it that would soon become to be known as a Counter-Strike legend. The kid went by the username C-NOTE; a self proclaimed "real nigga" who talked smack to every one on the server, including his own teammates. The main thing that brought him to infamy was his famous references to his "Bazookas". To inform those who don't waste their time playing Counter-Strike and being called a "hacker" or a "fag" every 2 seconds: There is no bazooka in Counter-Strike. Despite this, C-NOTE continually made references to one:
—C-NOTE demanding where be his bazooka | ||
—C-NOTE seconds before getting shot in the head | ||
The alleged "Bazooka" was actually the Arctic Warfare Magnum or AWN, also called the AWP (by fucktards), "n00b cannon" or "OMG YOU CAMPING FAGGOT" gun (due to the gun's ability to do one-hit kills; a favorite for campers). Hearing the AWN being called a "Bazooka" was beyond hilarious to seasoned counterstrike players. C-NOTE is just another internet tough guy gamer who thinks he's bad ass, but he's only annoying, everyone was telling him to STFU, but he didn't want to... instead, he just showed us how stupid the kids are nowadays with the next....
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His Brother:
What started out funny soon became extremely annoying to the other players in the server, prompting several calls for him to STFU. But when things couldn't get any more outrageous, the gamer has his secret weapon which is to be feared even more than his bazooka.... his brother:
—C-NOTE threatening to get his proxy internet tough guy nigger | ||
—C-NOTE talking in third person. | ||
Lets stop and think about this for a second. This guy is threatening to get his brother to beat up people on the internet... and then he puts him on his mic:
—Tyrone | ||
—Tyrone | ||
—C-NOTE's response to been told to "STFU already" | ||
The End?
His own teammates finally got so sick of his shit that they all gathered around and boxed him in, knifing him from all sides. When the final countdown pre-recorded voice sounded for the rounds end C-NOTE pulled yet another moronic response:
—-C-NOTE | ||
At the end C-NOTE finally gets his bazooka:
—C-NOTE finally having enough cash to buy his "bazooka" | ||
—C-NOTE informing his team of his superior juking skills after evading their enclosure | ||
In the end of it all, however, they eventually began to open fire on his nigger ass.
Videos:
- The original demo file.
- Downloadable Full-length final version "My Bazooka" (highest lulz content)
Alternate angle Version- 3 angle version of him getting killed trying to get his bazooka
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1MtMcFzq2c
- You can now watch it in 720p on JewTube
Related:
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C-NOTE is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
| Featured article September 24, 2007 | ||
| Preceded by Prokofy Neva |
C-NOTE | Succeeded by Jena Six |
