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- See the Wikipedia Portal for coverage of certain Wikipedia insider freaks. For those cast out of the bureacracy, see Former Bureaucratic Fucks
A Bureaucratic Fuck is a wiki guy or shemale who tries to keep things in order when those things do not inherently tend toward order (for example, the entirety of the known universe). Females cannot be bureaucratic fucks. They can, however, be bitches. As ED believes in gender equality they will be included on this page as well.
An excellent place to observe bureaucratic fucks without actually having to follow their orders is Wikipedia. Fucks tend to be vandalism patrollers; patrollers who get sick thrills from blocking people (often for no reason at all); "robot gnome" editors who are hopelessly OCD; and socializers who do no actual work on the database at all, they just hang around and take credit for things. Watch as they oppress the masses with their petty rules and stultifying, meaningless protocols without earning a single cent. The king of the Bureaucratic Fucks, and the facilitator of all the others, is the Supreme Pussy-Muncher Overlord of Wikipedia, Jimbo Wales. It is in him that all Wikipedians find their true calling. All hail, Lord of the NPOV! HEIL! HEIL! Srsly.
Wikipedia is a top-10 destination on the internets and ends up in the top 10 of way too many Google searches. In the real world, some degree of responsibility and accountability would be demanded of such a massive organization (like Enron -- there has to be someone to sue! There has to be a hole to stick your wiener into!). Unfortunately, not so in the case of the Wikipedofucks.
There are good, honest people with admin powers on WP. It wants to be a corrupt joke, but in the past it always had enough content workers and decent admins to more-or-less balance out the lunatics and the antisocial pricks. Unfortunately, many of them are leaving in disgust, thus increasing the powerz of the worst ones. And causing the encyclopedia content to get both longer and less readable.
The average age of a Wikipedia admin is 13. Average penis length: 1.2 inches. And that, buddy, is skewed upwards by the presence of a handful of degenerates whose only social outlet is their band of fellow children. Yes, the world's fifth-largest website is run by cliquey kids and the pedos who prey on them! As one would expect, leaving day-to-day operations to a bunch of greasy-palmed kids and fat pervs is a recipe for full-scale cocksucking faggotry. Imagine the biggest losers and social misfits from high school -- the hormonal angst, the zit cases, the dateless geeks, the fatties and dorks -- and ponder their collective teeny-angst and anger. Now give them the power to run a massive online community and create their own governance with no oversight. When even nominal editing on Wikipedia results in user flame wars that bring in heavy-handed "administrator" attention, the question potential wiki-users should ask themselves is, Do I really want my knowledge, even my person, to be judged, juried, and executed by Piggy, Roger and Jack with his choirboys? (That's a Lord of the Flies reference. Look it up. Or watch the movie, which was pretty cool, too.)
Wikipedia is like a giant blackboard in a university. Actual instructors use it to write actual information at a few certain times, and the rest of the 24 hours the blackboard is scribbled on by stupid, incompetent graffiti artists -- who also happen to run the university.
The Wikimedia Foundation is just peachy with this jacked-up state of affairs, going so far as to brag about it. As John Seigenthaler and various others have found out, they believe themselves immune to legal threats. As a non-profit, they have no assets (although Jimmy Wales has a collection of broke-ass sports cars). While they claim immunity as an "Internet Host", some would argue that the foundation's structure makes them liable as publishers. The next step would be to pass the buck to their contributors and operations, who are suit-immune minors or anonymous.
Magical Hall Of Fame
The really speshul snowflakes of Jimboland get their own articles on ED.
Finding open criticism of their dirty tricks on WMF servers is almost impossible, because Wikipedia is censored, asshole. Every person/thing in this list has repeatedly abused other editors, violated Wikipedia's shit-assed "rules" repeatedly, and in some cases rewrote those "rules" to suit themselves (a notorious example being Slim's rewriting of the Notability requirements). Wiki is a goddamn freak show, they are scum, and they close ranks to protect one another. See how easy that is?
- Acalamari aagh
- Angela Beesley please com back and ruin some more stuff!
- Chillum 420, maaan
- Cyde ASPIE WARNING
- David Gerard (blaaaggghhh)
- Fred Bauder disbarred attorney FROM HELL
- Fluffernutter fat
IBM employeenow employed by the Wikimedia Foundation
- FT2 DOG PENIS
- Molly White liek gorilla
- Gwen Gale nutso lesbo
- Hipocrite don't blame him, he's Serbian
- Ironholds needs moar dicks shoved in his face
- Jayjg Heeb From Hell
- Jdforrester ate the Queen whole
- Jehochman SEO expert using WP as an SEO source
- Jéské Couriano ASPIE WARNING
- JzG he wants to ride his bicycle
- Krimpet is NOT a boy
- Mark Pellegrini and his 10 bowling balls
- Masem IS A BRONY!!
- MONGO IS A PUKE!!
- MuZemike asshole
- NawlinWiki super-asshole and obsessed with having sex with Grawp
- Ryan Postlethwaite is a chav
- Sam Blacketer is a ghey political doodlebug
- SlimVirgin is just plain scary
- Thatcher almost forgotten
- Tiptoety fake cop
- The Cavalry ha ha ha
- WJBscribe Double ha ha ha
- Werdna meh
- Wikipedia IRC Bouncers faggotry supreme
- Extra-special mention for Erik Möller, (ex) Wikimedia Deputy Director. Fuck you with a chainsaw, Erik. They pay (oops paid lol) him a six-figure salary to fuck things up.
- And don't forget Essjay. That was when Wikipedia started its slow decline.
ED is not TOW, although new users often expect strange and alien TOW concepts like respect natural justice, and human rights when they get here. While on TOW these mechanisms are in place to ensure fairness and equity, on ED they exist largely to foster such abuse, generating further lulz at the expense of hapless victims, including locking their talk pages after banning them, then sodomizing their dogs. To further assist in milking the lolcow, ED:ARBCHAT was created. Some poor fools would like to think this is their ticket to salvation and a return to the loving embrace of the greater ED community, but really it is just another heartbreakingly macabre circus ring for the cadaverous and hideous net-denizens that tyrannically rule ED to lighten their unbeating and blackened hearts with drama, like an ocean trying to warm itself around a candle. And you love it.
For an example of all this in action, see this transcript of a shocking, Stalinesque arbchat show trial, conducted purely for purposes of propaganda, persecution of class enemies, and lulz. Or just shrug it off as tl;dr and skip below to some much lulzier profiles of the bureaucratic fucks over at Wikipedantry.
Below are some less-important fucks. They don't deserve their own separate articles, because it is lulzier if we disregard their "valuable contributions" to Wikipedia. Cue recorded laughter.
Guaranteed to be a sockpuppet with admin powers, he is a fucker plus three more fuckers, and probably stark raving screaming insane. No one has the slightest idea who he is in reality. Even other WP nerds are totally in the dark. All he does is delete things and threaten people. He blocked this IP address , and carefully reverted every minor and harmless change the IP user made. The Aristocrats!
The photo shown here is probably a "red herring", he's great at pulling tricks to hide his real purposes. He might be your mom, he might be Jesus, he might be that dog-fucker Chibiabos. He might be you, faggot.
Bsadowski1 (IRL Powerword Brian Sadowski) was a 20-year-old from Chicago, who, like Bongwarrior, spent all day reverting vandalism and smoking pot instead of getting a job. His extreme obsessive compulsive behaviors are what truly distinguish himself from other admins. These include:
- Never sleeping, seriously he never gets off.
- Stalking edits on non-Wikimedia wikis.
- Extreme recent changes patrol on ALL WIKIS (even the ones nobody edits anyway).
He has also been known as a major lolcow, as he attempts to negotiate with long term vandals in every way possible. He has gone as far as to spend days tracking down potential sockpuppets of well known vandals. It should be noted that he has never made any meaningful contributions, rather his account (which has been active since 2004) has done nothing but revert vandalism and fix spelling errors.
—Bsadowski1, insulting a troubled editor rather than helping him.
No surprise, he's been doing very little work on WP in recent years. No fun!
A snotty little prick since he showed up as a toddler in April 2007, Chet Long joined the Air Force and repeatedly edited Wikipedia while on duty, and got away with it. He tried to become an administrator in June, and was told to fuck right off due to lack of experience. The little fag tried again in 2008 and pulled it off, mostly by sucking Will Boddy's little English crumpet-flavoured cock.
What is there to say? He's a coward and a backstabber, and Wikipedia loves that. Most of his shitting on heads is done sneakily.  Other admins bitch and bitch, yet Chet keeps comin' back like a bad Mexican dinner. 2015 was only 2 mos. old, and he was already being screamed at again. 
 "Abusive admin, arrogant prick, when cornered resorts to snivelling about PTSD from military active duty; attracts the besotted admiration of Ironholds and the intervention of Jonathan Hochman. In short, exudes the same foul stench as John "Flak Jacket" Palmer (whom Hochman also tried, and failed, to protect, if memory serves). So I wouldn't be surprised if…"
Doug Weller is an old, creaky, unrepentant Wikipedia administrator/crapmonkey from the UK. He's mainly interested in archaeology and anthropology. Despite not actually having a college degree. Ask any actual qualified archaeologist with a professional interest in the history of the Middle East about Doug. He's been trolling Usenet on the subject for more than 20 years, and left a trail of ruined careers and furious "actual experts" in his wake. (He claims he "dropped out of Yale" as if we were supposed to give him extra credit for failing.) On his user page, Doug tells us "he's number #190 in the list of most active wikipedians". Doug's flaws don't stop there - he's also a bitter old Lefty. Doug doesn't particularly like his own country or culture, and he uses wikipedia to express that attitude. While wikipedia has brought Douglas more 3rd-World friends, he's put a lot of people offside.
Douglas lives in South Normanton, Derbyshire with his wife Helen. Their contact details can be found here.
Dmcdevit (now renamed to Dominic, magic word Dominic McDevitt-Parks) is a 22-year-old checkuser, oversighter, and former arbitrator who talks on-wiki in the dully dulcet tones of a 45-year-old hippie burnout transcendental meditation counselor — but schemes behind everyone's back like a fat 8th grade girl with no friends. He is at the center of the recent TOW — genius! — discovery that admins are mean, bored, and conspire to fuck people over on the TOW admin IRC channel. No names were named until… McDevitt failed to cut himself out of an arbcom case involving Irpen, and another admin said: "I saw a sitting arbitrator (User:Dmcdevit) and a few highly respected admins discussing the way to get rid of a productive user (Irpen) via a 'slow administrative process that looked like arbcom to them'." McDevitt is lying low now, hoping it will blow over, and would appreciate your assistance in smearing further shit on his newly shitty reputation, plus as much bad publicity as possible. He also likes to let disputes escalate for the fun of it, but the arbcom doesn't sanction their buddies.
One of Dominic's favorite pastimes is oversighting whatever the fuck he wants because, although oversighters are supposed to follow strict policies, this is never done in practice. He also enjoys oversighting personal attacks against Wikipedos and hiding their dox.
"Uncle Ed" is perhaps the best example of a bureaucratic fuck: he does everything by the book. Poor works for ABC and has been quite clear that he does not want people to mention this, as ABC might find out that he is a Wikipedia-editing Moonie. Ed Poor likes to ban people for things like asking for their talk page to be unprotected. He is a disgraced ex-administrator on Wikipedia; however, he still holds sysops on Andy Schlafly's Conservapedia. His main claim to fame during his tenure as a TOW admin and bureaucrat was deleting the VFD page on Wikipedia, and crashing the server for fifteen minutes.
His abuse there got so bad that a true hero, FuelWagon, became a martyr and sacrificed himself to stop Ed Poor. This led to a big session of Arbcom (Wikipedia's e-court, complete with a totalitarian-chic name). Arbcom, of course, decided that they should ban FuelWagon. However, the case drew lots of attention and Ed Poor pretended to step down out of embarrassment (some wrongly think he was desysopped, but it was by choice). However, being a sneak and addict, he never really stepped down, simply continuing with another account. In July 2008, Ed Poor unsuccessfully attempted to regain his adminship powers at TOW.
Ed Poor upon learning Harry Potter 7 spoilers, "I would NOT have wanted to know any of the points you mentioned before reading Year 7. Bad enough I found out that Snape kills Dumbledore before reading Year 6."
As a Conservapedian, Poor has hit rock bottom on TOW, desysopped as "punishment" and creating stubs so absurdly stupid even his equally stupid peers have to delete them. His work included an article titled "Two Meters", which only said "Two meters is 6 feet, 6 3/4 inches", and a category for "Movies about football coaches with 11-year-old daughters". But his most disturbing editing relates to lewd commentaries about young girls, especially when he discusses specific scenes from movies and, guess what, anime . He had his ass handed to him repeatedly by his fellow Wikipedia "loving and caring" inside gang, for daring to do business with Andy Schlafly.
Elonka Dunin is a self-important, hideous hambeast. She uses her admin title to garner her extreme narcissism and false feelings of worth, and is in the "Top 200" editors of Wikipedia. You should be scared of Elonka. Try to imagine your mom on meth and coke, and with "Catholic guilt" thrown on top. And a high-ranking assplayer in Jimbo's Pink Sparkly Dick Factory. If that's not disturbing enough, read on.
She has written an entire Wikipedia bio promoting herself, despite having done nothing notable except to be in some shit mockumentary about secret codes for a couple seconds, and self-publishing some shitty puzzle books. Her wiki page is full of shit no one cares about, from where she took her vacation last Thursday to a list of every distant relative in existence. She also has a useless website detailing all of her minute "accomplishments" here.
She is tagged as a "cryptographer", despite having no formal education. She has no problem comparing herself to others with actual degrees or careers in the field. Nor of writing articles about her psychotic Polish relatives, and her friends like Danah Boyd. 
An extreme feminazi, she will become incredibly offended by using non-gender neutral terms such as "dude" or "those guys". Elonka will blame sexism when her obnoxious, anti-social behavior is discussed by anyone. Despite this, she is repulsed by gays, and is convinced that they are trying to take over the world with their anti-family agenda, starting with her Wikipedia article. (See WJBscribe for examples of her batshit insanity. Boddy sucks her dick on an almost daily basis.).
Despite this terribly warped worldview, Elonka still uses her gender as a crutch and unfairly uses it to advance in life any way she can. She works at a vidya gaem company, where she probably uses her vast and stanky vagina to talk the boss into not firing her for constantly fucking everything up.
To observe her in her natural habitat, simply go to a local convention and watch her get sloppily drunk while wearing a disgustingly short leather miniskirt as she tries to fuck some unfortunate college boys. Note that they are all young enough to be her grandson. Regular attendees have made this into an inside joke, while others look on in sincere pity. For obvious reasons, she is 51 and still single.
Oh, the stinking, shit-and-fly encrusted lulz that Rob Gamaliel Fernandez has brought us over the years. The pudgy little gummy-bear-swallowing prick, a loser from the University of South Florida, has been embedded in Wikipedia for so long that his genitals have turned to dust. He showed up in 2004 and started "gnome" work and removing vandalism. And started showing off his massive swollen ego.
And few other Wikipedia admins can claim to have been dragged into an arbitration in 2004, before he was even made an admin.  It was good for Rob, because he discovered he could shit on right-wing WP editors freely and the others would protect him. Right from the first archive of his talkpage, it was obvious that Rob was there to fuck with people.
- Lulzy: in 2005 he fought with various people over John F. Kennedy assassination conspiracies. He took the same line as debunker John McAdams, despite McAdams' right-wing politics. Didn't matter, Rob wanted to destroy people.  A LOT of enemies were made for Rob this way. Nothing drives Rob into a faggy frenzy like conspiracies, right-wing dicksnots like Michael Savage, or talk about the Skull And Bones club.
- Lulzy: also in 2005, he supported shrieking ultra-cunt SlimVirgin and tinyfuck Chip Berlet in disputes over Lyndon LaRouche, Fletcher Prouty, and various other people Fatty Buttplug Berlet didn't like. You can thank/blame Rob for some of the bullshit Wikipedia did to Daniel Brandt over the years, since Berlet has special venom for Brandt.
- Lulzy: despite being a law-and-order liberal science nerd, Gamaliel is the primary supporter of Wikipedia editor/crackpot Scott Goethean Zimmerle in a long list of disputes. Zimmerle is obsessed, hell he's in love, with one of the most pathetically lame American "mystics" of all time, whiny old hippie Ken Wilber. Insert anything of a negative nature into a Wilber-related article, and Goethean will instantly revert it, followed by Gamaliel blocking your account and disabling your ability to complain. No matter how well-sourced your information is, it is NOT ALLOWED to point out the weaknesses of Ken Wilber on Wikipedia. Nice to have a slave clitoris on your side, isn't it Scott? Give it a kiss.
- Lulzy: Rob got into the Gamergate bullshit and fought with people right and left.  Since he'd managed to get himself assigned to run the "general sanctions" page for the GG arbitration, this gave him a chance to shit on people he'd been fighting with.
- EXTREME Lulzy: Rob ran for Arbcom in 2013, and lost by just a hair. Because people don't like him. He ran again in 2015 and won by a hair. And a few months later he was pulled into one of the ugliest arbitrations in history. Surrendered his arbitrator seat and other powerz. He had already disappeared on 14 April 2016 after fighting with a lot of people over stupid shit. Lol to the nth power.
- Extra lulz: when a Wikipedia article was created about ED's Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 game, it was quickly put up for deletion. Rob showed up and said:
- Last Thursday, Gamaliel gave up his position as an arbitrator during a humiliating ArbCom case which focused on him, while he sat on the committee. In order to allow their colleague to save face, Gamaliel was allowed to retain his sysop bit if he stepped down from ArbCom and resigned his position with Wikimedia DC, a WMF "local chapter" for the DC area. The only problem is that he lied to Doug Weller about resigning from WMDC and still is listed as a board member despite living and working in Florida as a librarian.
Juliancolton (RL Julian Colton Diamond) is the little man-boy who sucks everyone's dick. Showed up at age 12, and was showed off as a "mature Wikipediot", then needed three tries to become an admin. At 17 he blocked a TOW admin. He currently lives in New York and attends Millbrook High School after being homeschooled by his parents. Hurricanes and military history (and deleting things) make him all moist inside. Otherwise, nobody home; he's an empty suit.
We tell people how fucking stupid and insane Mike Lowrey is, and they don't believe us. Unquestionably he's one of the worst administrators in the history of Jimbo Mimbo's Dick Inflation shoppe. No question of it. Mike only wears orange clothes. He smells bad, forgetting to wash regularly because he's too busy being a sci-fi fan. He's so left-wing he's incoherent (yes, he claims to be both a Wobblie and a Quaker). You name it and he's abused it. We can't even begin to list all his petty fuckups, so this selection will have to do.
- Dirty tricks were used to push through his adminship in 2007. 
- Used Wikipedia to promote his favorite Milwaukee bookstore, and fought off anyone who thought it was a "COI" issue. 
- But hates "paid" and "COI" editors with insane lust. Criticising him will get you banned, regardless how right you may be.  If your username even vaguely resembles that of a business, Mike will hardblock it with no explanation, and scream at you if you try to ask for unblocking.
- Durova tried to use an official WMF podcast to show the process of creating a new Wikipedia article. Right in the middle of the podcast, fuckhead Mike deleted it. 
- Mike doesn't like anything that might even suggest conspiracies. 
- Ask the user TuftsWebComm about Mike.
- A porn star politely requested that some unsourced defamation be removed from his Wikipedia bio. Mike blocked him forever. Attempts to delete the article cause Mike to crawl out of his fetid dungeon and scream "KEEP".
- He improperly deleted the article about Escondido (CA) city council member Olga Diaz, and got his ass news-media coverage. It was later recreated by Fred Bauder, over Mike's objections.
- Editor Cla68 put a joke offer to edit for pay on his userpage. Mike shrieked for his head, and was ignored. 
- An openly-announced attempt to rewrite the poor article about the "Cracker Barrel" restaurant chain attracted screams of rage from Mike, apparently because he doesn't like the company.  He failed, okay?
- A paid editor declared his COI and politely asked how to replace an old article about his employer. Mike blocked the account in a manner intended to keep him off Wikipedia permanently. 
Mike is an embarrassment. But they won't get rid of his ass. Conclusion, Wikipedia is too corrupt to save.
Uncle G, aka "Lucky 6.9", aka "PMDrive1061", aka Ralph Squillace, is a Wikipedia administrator who has been around for a fucking long time. He is notable because even though he is an administrator, he has no user page, in fact refuses to create one. This pissed off a bunch of people when he nominated himself for consideration as administrator, resulting in great lulz in the voting process. He spent months sucking up to Jimbo Wales, and still screwed up.
From his first failed RFA:
VERY strongly oppose. Clearly Uncle G doesn't accept community consensus, because he still refuses to create a userpage. To us, the arrogance of not listening to the community is worse than not having a userpage. And, in turn, it's not the lack of a userpage that bothers me as much as the red link and its implications on Recent Changes, votes, polls, and other such things. It's disruptive and it wastes everyone's time. We're here to build an encylopedia and be part of a wiki community, not to make an ideological point. If Uncle G simply redirects his userpage to his user talk page, then I would support.
Oppose. It's fine for editors to contribute without a user page, but it's not fine for admins. It rather seems like a policeman or any other official insisting on performing the job without wearing a uniform to identify himself properly. Uncle G needs neither user page nor adminship to continue his great work.
A butthurt Uncle G bleated in response that "it is a false inference that anonymity implies bad faith, on the grounds that anonymous users make thousands of good faith edits to Wikipedia every day." Considering the hilarious anonymous vandalism that Uncle G's userpage has gotten, this was an extremely lulzy comment. 
Exact quote: "He's a fucking idiot who obsesses over the stupidest things, refuses to admit he makes mistakes, harasses everyone who disagrees with him, and contributes absolutely nothing of value to Wikipedia."
Græt lulz-generating drama later resulted when Uncle G unilaterally handed down from Mount Sinai, amid thunder and lightning, a manifesto on notability. Uncle G claims that in order to be notable, something must be "non-trivial", a truly lulzy statement considering that 99% of Wikipedia is crap about video games, pedophilia, anime, and sex positions.
Trolls cruelly struck a second time, putting Unkle up on Requests for comment  because of that annoying userpage thing. This time, the troll was the one who got butthurt. He also loves to disappear famous people who edit their own WP bios. 
Trust and Safety Team
After years of criticism over their handling of pedos on Wikipedia, the Wikimedia Foundation has followed the lead of such luminaries as Twitter and YouTube by setting up a "Trust and Safety Team" whose job it is to do damage control when pedos and psychopaths are discovered on Wikipedia. This by itself is unremarkable, except for the fact that one of the idiots they have selected for this role is none other than Fluffernutter, world famous for her sexually violent remarks in WP:IRC, and for screwing anyone with a sysop bit and for marrying an arbitrator, Courcelles. In addition to this hilariously inappropriate selection for their elite team of "safety" experts, they have also added Kalliope Tsouroupidou and Rachel diCerbo, two women who covered for their rapey BFF when they worked for Couchsurfing.com. The AIDS coming from the Foundation has now infected at least two other sites: In July 2016, Foundation lawyer and general failure Geoff Brigham, got a schweet gig at YouTube's "trust and safety" team, and Philippe Beaudette left the Foundation for health reasons. Reasons which disappeared when offered a job with Reddit's trust and safety team.
- He does it for free
- Former Bureaucratic Fucks
- Wikipedia Admin Gallery
- Requests for adminship
- Milgram experiment
- List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins
- Username Bans
- Archive of Brandt's original 2005 "Hivemind" list
- Archive of Brandt's last "Hivemind", 2010
- Archive of 2007 "Hivemind"
- The ED talk page wherein lies our run-in with Mikka — sadly, no longer in existence.-->
- A Vee-Ef-Dee edit where he proudly proclaims himself a "bureaucratic fuck."
- They talk about this shit all the time on Wikipediocracy.
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