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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.

Æ Roadmap

  • Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
  • Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
  • Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
  • Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
  • .onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
  • CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
  • Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
  • Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)

  • Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.

    If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.

    You can also email me via [email protected]

    Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.

    Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021! - aediot



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    boobies.

    Bump, Bamp, bmpfhh, "Bump Up My Post" or FUCKINGLOOKATMYTHREAD0120aRHGHHHGH111!!11!1!! is a term used when replying to a chan thread and the only objective is to keep said thread alive and kicking on the first page so it can scratch at the eyes of all you dirty lurkers. Bumping is a favorite device of attention whores particularly used when their post has failed to get the lulz they think they deserve, or, for once in their pathetic newfag lives, managed to get some lulz but no one noticed. Prepare for a series of sock puppets to continue bump the thread until they have received the affirmation they are seeking or become an hero. You should always SAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGE. Bumping is nearly always some fucking samefag shamelessly screaming for everyone to look at his brilliant post, but if you must gain attention due to the fact that you need moar of the dirty subject matter at hand, for fucksake don't say bump, it is a term filled to the brim with cancerous cancer.

    Bumping should only really considered a decent plan of action if it is CP and relevant to your interests or when you bump a thread that is at least 15 years old, on a relevant topic, originally posted by yourself, for great justice.

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    Bump Girl

    Because there are NO FUCKING EXCEPTIONS. Go on, fap to her, your mom did.

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