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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.

Æ Roadmap

  • Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
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  • CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
  • Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
  • Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)

  • Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.

    If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.

    You can also email me via [email protected]

    Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.

    Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021! - aediot



    Broknashleydoll

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    File:Lj-favicon.png broknashleydoll is one of many resident attention whores in the damnportlanders LJ community. She wants you to know that she is important @ the internet because:

    "Don't worry babe, I'll make you a star!" About missing Pics
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    i look in the mirror
    watching the colors mute.
    i can no longer see the lines
    of blood down my cheeks.
    im letting you go,
    hesitating before walking away.
    my mind still screams
    for you
    and i no longer listen.


    One day "mistress ashley" was feeling lazy and posted a request that various DP members come do housework, and drive her cute ass around in exchange for being "rewarded with food and are welcome to sit around and watch movies with me too." This made many fat and ugly people for whom this scheme would not work quite incensed. Awesome.

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    Then after the initial lulz in the community, somebody reposted it in the cregzlst "erotic services" section with her e-mail address and pictures from her journal. She was pissed. WIN.

    Naughty Boys need to do MY chores! - w4mm - 24

    Reply to: [email protected]
    Date: 2007-01-13, 9:12PM PST

    Hey boys, Mistress Ashley here. Listen up.
    Im looking for people who have nothing better to do then help me get things done. specifically i need people that will do dishes, carry my laundry downstairs, and occassionally lift heavy boxes or something. also looking for people with a car that want to drive me places like the store and help me carry groceries.

    you will be rewarded with food and are welcome to sit around and watch movies with me too.

    FS/Greek $200/hr

    brokenashleydoll at gmail dot com

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