⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
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You can help by starting a Flame War at their own expense.
— BrokeTheInterweb telling us that her videos are a form of internet masturbation
BrokeTheInterweb (IRL:Ashley Carey), is a
16-year-old cunt 21-year-old cunt and professional attention whore probably best known for bawling her eyes out on Faux News, last Thursday. And while Jewtube is chock full of little sluts like her, what really sets her apart from the rest of the Ray William Johnson clones is her HUGE victim complex, by which always tries to make herself look like the "good guy" in any situation. In addition, she has recently had the honor of becoming the Internets newest Jessi Slaughter. By this point, it is estimated that she will become An Hero in at least 100 days.
My thoughts on TROLLS
This video was uploaded in response to the newfags posting ALLCAPS hate mail on her Youtube videos. She says the tears were fake, even though any decent minded person knows the Truth. Later this lulz-fest of a shitburger would receive national coverage on Faux News a year and a half later.
Miley Cyrus cover - See You Again
Ahhhh..... The sweet odor of a 16-year-old attention whore with absolutely no talent whatsoever. In this obvious epic fail, our future
hero an hero covers that whore Miley Cyrus's shitty bubblegum pop hit "See You Again." Notice how overconfident and happy she is singing. Then realize how much she sucks hard. BrokeTheInterweb never had this second realization.
An American Hero - Obama's Congressional Forum on Healthcare
It only seems fitting that in addition to being an ugly, and unloved skank, she is also an ultra-fundie creatard with a personal vendetta for anyone who isn't as white as her paranoid redneck family. Throughout the video she maintains this condescending and ignorant thought that anyone who doesn't support this loon senator she faps to so much will go to hell because in her mind God only loves sheeple with no minds.
ADD is Real
Like many infamous Youtubers before her, BrokeTheInterweb likes to blame all her life problems on a clearly false and non-existent mental or physical disorder. The disorder she claims to "oh so obviously" have is Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or "My Child is Special" syndrome. As anyone can clearly see, she is not even close to being shy about sharing her problems with the world.
California Gurls Piano Cover- Feat. Interpretive Dancing California Style
This is when the rancid horse-shit really begins to hit the fan. When BTI uploaded this lulz-fest of a video-fail wayyy back in 2010, she basically came out onto all of the internet and shouted as loud as she could "Hello world, I'm a big fat redneck hoe slut who is anally raped on a daily basis." We all knew singing off key while dancing in tiny panties is never a good way to make E-Friends. This video just proves it.
—Ashley, on her academic performance.
—Ashley, totally trolling you
The Bieber Sonata
Because of all the hate that this video received following being uploaded to Jewtube Ashley felt prompted to tell the world her about epic struggle with the troll legions via mainstream media. Sadly for her though, only Faux News would accept a story this shitty.
Then, in a surprising move, BTI took for the television in an extremely sad, Butthurt attempt at making the internets and television audience feel contempt for a few /b/tards and EDiots writing shit on her Youtube channel. The fact that Fox would even think to include Boxxy alongside BTI just goes to show how fucktarded Republican people are. Notice the similarity between Jessi Slaughter's news appearance and this tool's. Shocking, isn't it.
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