⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Brittany Anne Murphy-Monjack is a dead crack addict who deserved worse than what she got. When not busy sucking thousands of cocks she made time to play a duck in kiddie's favorite Happy Feet. She did not win an Oscar for her roles in Clueless, Girl Intercourse or Eminem's 8 Milligrams or for her singing on family favourite Faster Vagina Meow Meow.
She first died in the film Little Black Book and then again in 2009, the latter not by acting. Not that anything she ever did could be called acting. She was sacked from the film Happy Feet 2 for being dead and hopes to make a comeback in Lost as yet another incarnation of John Locke.
Whenever a famous celebrity tragically passes ED is right on it. However, the case of Brittany Murphy was a special one. If by special you mean nobody gave a fuck and it took 3 months before somebody shat out a pathetic failed abortion style blasphemy. Fuck you Brittany Murphy, your death is less important than a fart in a hot-tub.
How to flog a dead actress
- Take bits of the dead body and embed it in jewelry to sell to the fans.
- Hire out the formaldehyde-preserved genital areas to necrophiliacs.
- Like Sharon Murphy, Brittany's loving mother, and Simon Monjack, Brittany's loving husband, establish the Brittany Murphy Foundation, a charitable fund aimed at raising funds for child abduction, as well as supporting UFOs and cancer. The Foundation was officially launched on February 4, 2010 at an event at the Saban Theatre in Beverly Hills where Monjack requested donations of $1,000 per person and $10,000 per corporation to attend, although records search revealed that the foundation's not-for-profit status had not been filed, a move technically known as fraud. Soon thereafter, the foundation announced it would refund any donations received and issued an official letter on the Foundation's website.
A list of not drugs regularly snorted by Brittany off the rotting corpse of Heath Ledger.
- Hair Bleach
- Fisherman's Friends
- Night Nurse
- Not cocaine, a not drug favoured by not gays
- Her IMDb Why did this bitch never win an oscar?