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    Bribery

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    Bribery, gets the job done!

    Bribery is the act of paying someone to do as you want and usually something they are not supposed to do. A common practice among Jews, the most common targets of bribery are Judges, Police, Amazon Reviewers, Politicians and Govt. Officials.

    Common Examples of Bribery include Senator Larry Craig trolling for buttsechs IRL. Only the ass-hat tried to bribe a police officer.

    ED:IRC ops can be bribed with n00dz for +v and IRL buttsecks for +o.

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