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Hosting company Glexia is now doing it
for to the LULZ, too. The pre-packed hosting account being used for the hijacked domain name was suspended. There is, howevar, some speculation by anon that one of Moby Dick's gaylords CeLe (aka Mike) is actually the owner of Glexia and that moot got pwnt by his own host.
Some fucktard thought it would be a really good idea to steal m00tle's
cookies business (4chan that is). This is -in fact- an IRL crime and said moron is about to get a visit from the IRL Party Van (the FBI that is).
Anyway, the DIDITFORTHELULZ skiddies achieved this EPIC act of fucktardary by temporarily re-directing 4chan.org to the g00ns-forum.net. This was done for anti-lulz and due to the fact that basement dwellers like XyriX -one of the perpetrators and main admin at DIDITFORTHELULZ- takes it in the arse and wants to go to jail to get Goatsed.
4chan's DNS was hacked and incoming connections were redirected to the website http://diditforthelulz.com -- originally there was a shitty php BBS on this site (they couldn't even set up an imageboard) and it needed more desu. After ED asked for desu they started banning anyone who posted desu.
After 4chan was raeped and began redirecting to DIDITFORTHELULZ, some stupid attention whore named Angyl called up moot and offered him a way of getting back the domain and regaining control of 4chan. Unfortunately, this conversation only further proved that girls don't belong on the internet, as she was too fucking stupid to even name her demands. The conversation includes highlights such as discussing cheese pizzas and vague requests for something "lulzy" such as fucking longcat plushies. She proceeds to BAWWWW about how "4chan sucks now" and then call MOOT the fucking idiot (lol, irony.)
[Read the Transcript]
RING...RING... Moot: Hello? Recorder: **fails to move away from the mic to breath in Angyl: Hey moot, I'm sorry if I came off a little harsh from... our previous conversation - I didn't really mean it, is this a better connection? Moot: Yeah Angyl: Yeah? So whats up? Still going through bank statements? Moot: Yeap. Angyl: Is it fun? Moot: Not really because I never open my bank statements. They just - they go and they get thrown into a box... and... Angyl: You sound - you sound kinda upset, are you havin' a bad night? Moot: No, I haven't slept! Angyl: You haven't slept? Why? Is like - you Haven't... slept because of the bank statements or because... uhhh... 4chan got hijacked? Moot: Ummmm... 'cause I'm the only tech person at 4chan, and when things go wrong it is my responsibility to - figure things out Angyl: Really? So you - said earlier when we talked it's a silly site anyway so why do you care so much? Why bother? Moot: *interupts* I don't - I don't believe we've ever spoken before, I didn't say that when you called... Angyl: Um... Yeah, when I called about... five minutes ago - You always say you don't really give a... about 4chan anyway Moot: I - I - I didn't say that when you called, I didn't say anything like that --- Angyl: *interrupts* Look, HEY! How bad do you want your domain back? I'm just wondering... Moot: *sarcasic* Oh, you know... so bad. Why? Angyl: Because I'm... Moot: Do you want something? Angyl:I'm just wondering what you're willing to do to get the domain back... Moot: What? Do you want me to like, bend down and...give out BLOW JAYS or somethin'? Angyl: Ewww, No... that's like... *talking at same time* like kinda emo, you know? Thats just gross. I don't know, what would you be willing to do to get it back? Moot: I don't know...What are you looking for? Not looking for BLOW JAYs so what the fuck you do want? Angyl: Wool (Well)... I don't know... I'm looking for a good offer... Moot: I offered you BLOW JAYs! I mean, be more (*Attention whore Giggles*) specific here - what the fuck do you want? Apparently, you're not a - you're not - you find me to be emo and unattractive, you know - hurt my feelings here. Angyl: Awwwwwww Moot: But what --- Angyl: *interrupts* I loved the sarcasm by the way! Moot: Yeah, it's staple - how I deal with being tired and... frustrated. So what do you want? Angyl: Mmmmmm well, I was just wondering what kind of pizza it was? Moot: Uhhhhhh, today I ate a cheese pizza. Why are you going to start ordering me pizzas? Angyl: ... I don't know, Do you want one? Moot: Naaaaa, I already - I got one in the fridge. Angyl: You sure? I mean, you're talking about ordering pizzas, you must want one. I mean I could order you one if you want... Moot: I didn't - I didn't say I was going to order a pizza, I said I HAD pizza. Angyl: No, I said you were talking about ordering pizzas, me ordering you pizzas. Well, if you really want --- (Moot: Unh-Unh)...... cause your obviously (Moot: Nooooo) thinking about it, it's the first thing that came to mind. Whut? Do you think I'm going to like, try and raid you or something? Do you think I care that much? Moot: Well you're a girl, so that would be a step up for me wouldn't it? Angyl: I guess if you wanted... Yeah, I'm a girl - not a trap. Moot: Not a trap... Angyl: Not a trap. Moot: So, what - what ex - what exactly do you - do you want in return for leaving me alone... and... we're - allowing me to regain control? Angyl: I don't know, I want some something pretty fucking lulzy - it's gotta be like epic lulz. Moot: Lulz? What about, a Longcat plushie? What about... Angyl: *humphhh* (Moot: I mean...) You know, I want - I want some kind - some kind of picture or something, something thats really great. Moot: Hmmmmmm *typing on keyboards* Angyl: That should work... Moot: *talk at same time* Angyl: I'm mean are kinda cu - No, I'm just saying your kinda cute. And - A little fansign, would be a... start in the right direction of getting me to leave you alone. Moot: Say what? Angyl: A little amusing fansign would probably, you know... be a start in the right direction for getting me to leave you alone. Moot: Well, I love female attention... so who says I want you leave me alone? Angyl: Hmmmmmmm? Moot: I mean, what if I'm an attention whore and I don't want you to leave me alone? Angyl: Well then, I guess that would just make sense - I mean, you are the fuckin' - well, you WERE the owner of 4chan and all. That'd be in a sense whoring. Moot: It's true Angyl: Hmmmmm... so... are you gonna to take the first step in the right direction? Moot: I don't know. Give me a specific, what - again, what do you want? Angyl: For a first thing I want, I think a FULL, you know, body, face included, everything picture - with the words, fuckin' - "Angel ownz me" somewhere on it. What would be kinda amusing, I'd probably lulz a little... Moot: Angel? Angyl: Yeah, but it's not - it's A-N-G-Y-L. Yeah. Moot: Ah, A-N-G-Y-L. Is this like from Bantown or GNAA or anything, or ED? Angyl: No I'm not from. So... mmmmm, why do you think I'd be from there? Doesn't a bunch of --- Moot: I don't know. Well, who are you with then? I don't - I'm not sure I follow... troll groups, very often. Angyl: I'm... kinda... with myself here. Moot: Oh! Angyl: But, how *indecipherable* anybody who wants to troll? So about that fansign... I'm waiting... Moot: I'm... going through bills. Angyl: Well, maybe you should stop. You know, start getting 4chan back - I mean thats pretty embarrassing. One of the most fuckin embarrassing things - like - for the internet, is to get fuckin - defaced. And 4chan is getting fucking hijacked, and even worse dude - you got open DNS jacked! You have no fucking security on your site whatsoever! Moot: I don't even know what that means... What is - what is, I know - I know open DNS is - is a DNS server, that they have there - often ad supported, your page not found pages. Uhh, what do you mean? The name servers allows for a DNS transfer or something? Angyl: You don't even know do you? Moot: I'm not exactly into computers, enlighten me. Angyl: Wow... Moot: I kinda - I kinda got stuck with that whole system administrator job, it's not like I chose it - I don't like computers. Angyl: You don't like computers? How can you not like computers and run 4chan? Not only... I think it's a *indecipherable* that you don't have 4chan anymore, honestly - cause you fucked it up! You fucking ruined 4chan. Slowly over time you just picked and picked at it and changed fucking rules and just picked and picked and you fucking destroyed it bro. Why would you --- Moot: Hey my mom is - my - my mom is calling me, so I'm gonna go. Mommies got a... feelin'. I gotta go through these bills hun, so I'll talk to you later. Angyl: Well, tell you what - you better get that - uh - fansign to me ASAP, ooooor I'll talk to your mommy next. Ok Hunny? Moot: Ok. Ok. Bye - Bye. Angyl: Ok you have a really, really good night? *Mwah*....... Fucking idiot ...
Moot reportedly gave in to Angyl's demands at approximately 4:00 PM EST time on 12/15/07. When the hijacker received a briefcase containing 3 tacos and all the money Moot made off selling 4chan Gold accounts to pedos, she relinquished DNS authority back to fagg0t. No word on the blow jays -except they are currently at 100/1 to win the World Series.
Communications from [Lulz]
Any contacts with 'Harlot' were met with cynicism and newfaggotry
Harlot: THIS IS RIOT ANGYLS BOYFRIENDZ Harlot: I WANT HELICOPTERS. SMenace2Society: tell her to give back 4chan SMenace2Society: and you'll get helicopters Harlot: NO WAI SMenace2Society: http://www.woot.com/ SMenace2Society: wai Harlot: YOUR LYING TO ME Harlot: YOULL PUT VALIUM IN THE PIZZA!! SMenace2Society: AND YOUR GF IS A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS Harlot: only in bed. SMenace2Society: AND PIXIE DUST IN THE STROMBOLI SMenace2Society: now gimme the chan password Harlot: k drowssap SMenace2Society: drowssap? SMenace2Society: wtf kinda password is that Harlot: its r00t Harlot: duh
Faggotry is Srs Bsns
The group promises to give what they like to call "The Peoples' 4chan" back to them, supposedly an overall better 4chan. The people of [lulz] held a 'press release' on their IRC in which confused anonymous could asked questions about this whole matter.
[[Simplified Version of the Questions and Answers]]
The suspended page was later updated with the following notice:
WHO REALLY DID 12/14???
XyriX using CeLe
A whale of a wigger, Xyrix is the admin skiddie behind DIDITFORTHELULZ faggotry. Howevar, recent developments have discovered that Moby Dick was working in cahoots with CeLe -aka the guy m00t pays to host 4chan. Yeah moot pays not cele to host the site but EPIC lulz will tell us he pays colo4you, but xyrix has you believe otherwise. Who to believe - a whale or a wigger....
Working along with Angyl, it's pretty much confirmed at this point after a full screen cap of him 'managing' the 4chan domains were posted and his aka -theb0lt- was seen clearly on his desktop. e-detectives traced theb0lt (who just had his Skype hijacked...lol) back to a googlecash of his page at the h1j4xed 4chan under the name http://www.4chan.org/member.php?u=865.
teamdouche are a gang of h4><0r5 on skittles that once included The Bitch Who Stole 4chan and her boyfriend in their tree fort. And like fellow skiddies the g00ns, they also claimed 12/14 as their EPIC WIN.
Initially, it was suspected that her former skiddie crew teamdouche did brb, compromised after an e-detective had found compromising IRC chat logs. Howevar, it turns out that she'd long since been on the outs with them and actually helped Anonymous Borg when they dropped her dox on their site (which has since been suspended for said dox).
Or DID they???
OH SHIT THIS JUST IN
Reagan Who was present on the DIDITFORTHELULZ Teamspeak server the day 4chan was hacked managed to capture a small snippet of a conversation between himself and XyriX In the conversation at one point you can hear Reagan asking XyriX if the new chan will be called 4chan to which XyriX replies yes the audio file can be downloaded here --> OH SHI- oh and im /r/ing a Jewtube from it.
THIS JUST IN: HOLY SHIT! DUMBLEDORE IS GAY!.
[LULZ] has also been demonstrated to be the same people as Lulznet, not that anyone really cares. Lulznet is disappointedly not taking ANY action, but Lulznet and g00ns fusioned and are at least opposed to diditforthelulz. The IRC for the raid was on freechan till it went down.
Nothing interesting in the photo.. Except the sign on the wall that says "CeLe HQ".
It seemz xyrifag couldn't handel the ownage he was receiving so tried to pass it off to his host. Too bad the anon has his grannys telephonos and planz on rapingz them.
The People Finder  at the University of Massachusetts brings up four Michael Williams.
Also rather lulzworthy, the fact that the butthurt kiddies came back to /b/ on December 18th, almost a full week from the event only to attempt to boost their e-gos a little bit by declaring victory -again- and spamming up scat and furry pr0n. They were met only with the cold, unforgiving sarcasm of anonymous and /b/.
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