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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away some sweet jailbait decided to cake on the makeup and make some videos for her dumbass friends on Gaia. For years to come, basement dwellers and virgins the world over obsessed over the young girl we'd come to know as Catie Wayne while she remained in hiding from all the rape and murder that 4chan had to offer. Boxxy's mom was happy to help her daughter stay in hiding until the day she realized just how exploitable her daughter really was.
The world is a cold, cold, place as Boxxy graduates high school and fills her head with big dreams of New York City and Broadway. While her fat mother (Powerword: Lisa Wayne) was way too cheap to invest in own her daughter's future and too busy crying over being dumped by Boxxdad, the dollar signs grew in her eyes as she hatched a fail proof plan to bring in enough jewgolds for the Wayne family to live comfortably for years to come.
1. Force your daughter into the spotlight.
2. Try to sell her used stuff on eBay.
3. Once that doesn't work, make your daughter shit out a few new Youtube videos that are lackluster at best.
4. Work closely with your daughter in creating the shittiest website with the shittiest homepage evar, Catiewayne.com
5. Create your own YouTube channel, upload a few videos of Boxxy opening her birthday presents, and earn a YouTube partnership
6. Pretend to be BFFs with your daughters' most prominent fans on Twitter while spouting off all the outdated and overused memes you learned about on KYM.
7. Convince your daughter that its a good idea to participate in a shitty movie about memes and youtube celebrities that only exists as a 4 minute trailer on youtube with no studio backing and a non-existent budget.
8. Once enough cash has been acquired to live comfortably, disappear completely from the internet while still making your daughter post occasionally on Catiechan to keep her army of neckbeards satisfied.
Only time will tell where young Catie's journey will take her, but let it be known that whether Catie does make it as a bigtime Broadway star or hits rock bottom as the Sweet Eva of the twenty-first century, her Jew of a mother will be there to get her grubby hands on whatever monies she can.
- Boxxmom began her maniacal quest for money after being fired from her day job as the stunt double and stand-in for Phyllis on NBC's The Office.
- She posts on Catiechan with the tripcode !boxxmom.
- Her email is [email protected] Have fun with it.
- Will often post without her tripcode to defend herself and/or Boxxy
- Has earned herself a Youtube partnership, is pulling in the big bucks, and still begs for money on the internet and tells people she is homeless.
- Post anything related to Boxxmom on Catiechan and expect the thread to be deleted within minutes.
- Boxxmom successfully had this page pushed from page one of the Google search results for 'Boxxmom' all the way to page three. Gg fgt. The Jewish conspiracy moves forward unhindered.
- Boxxmom is currently in the process of forcing Catie's little sister onto Catiechan to maximize the profits.
- After tigab protected anonimau5 from this control Nazi and got into an argument with her, she has made damn sure to make sure tigab is forgotten and shunned from the entire boxxysphere.
How To Properly Whore Your Daughter Out To The Internets
- Unwarranted Self Importance
- Shit nobody cares about
- Bailout Plan
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