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    Bonzi_b, also known as The Lord of Chats is a user on the ED IRC network and can at times be seen roaming around Freenode and Rizon looking for potential targets to hardchat until they're in a fetal position crying for their mommy. He's known for his amazing rapping skills that makes 2pac look like a talentless nigger, and all around hardchatting.

    He often is protective of his sister (who has fetal alcohol syndrome), and will lose his shit and spam you if you mention the slightest negative comment towards her. Bonzi_b's dream is to be a nigger, specifically Biggie, in his quest to achieve full niggerdom he's often seen rapping in various channels. Recently he has been doxing himself so people will fight him, so if you have the chance, go beat his ass (Though you will just find a general store), be careful, it's been confirmed that he has an AK and isn't afraid of going out shooting.

    He is known to have ruined multiple users by doxing them, hardchatting them into oblivion, or both. Since his mortal enemy melt isn't around anymore to harass him and his retarded sister, he has been seen blogging in #buttnerd and rapping in #ed trying to convince people that he's black.


       
     
    <Nicotine> I come here to watch bonzi_b's rap lyrics
     

     
     

    —Nicotine, a perfect example of bonzi_b's eagerly expectant audience

    A Sampling of Bonzi

       
     
    <bonzi_b> soup fags
     

     
     

    —bonzi_b, greeting his beloved IRC peers

       
     
    <bonzi_b> u inferior fucking rice chilkd what do u want
     

     
     

    —bonzi_b, doing what he does best

       
     
    <bonzi_b> one one oht fi pon dem tallowah NIGGA
     

     
     

    —bonzi_b, being a wigger

       
     
    <bonzi_b> i dropped out of highschool and i smoke like 8 grams of weed a day
     

     
     

    —bonzi_b, still being a wigger

    Lyrics (With improved grammar and spelling!)

    File:Biggie-smalls.jpg
    Being a true inspiration for bonzi (as well as a source for wet dreams), Biggie Smalls would be the only person bonzi would ever suck cock for (or even like) if it weren't for him getting shot to pieces like all gangstas do.

    2 Seater

    I'm in a two seater
    Two cups and two liter
    Two bitches
    No room
    I need a new speaker
    One of them hoes
    Put the heel of a stiletto thru my tweeters
    Now it's hard to hear the trebel
    I got my cardigan disheveled
    Utter my name
    My white tee is torn
    And all covered in stains
    Straight out the gutter I just came
    My older cousin's deranged
    They locked him up in E's
    He drove my mother insane 
    Now I'm a King
    


    Somethin' Gangster

    This is somethin' gangster
    We do it like the mafia
    I can't tell no secrets
    I can't show you the codes
    HM
    You call me a C-Rab
    That's your fuckin' head
    You come around my pad uninvited
    And you're fuckin' dead
    I don't know you
    But I fuckin' said
    You ain't fuckin' with me, Face, or Brazy Reds
    HUH
    


    Brand New

    Brand new clip
    Brand new nine
    Brand new bitch
    Brand new ride
    Brand new weed
    Brand new high
    


    Locked in 2 The Truth

    I'm locked into the truth
    Just to keep out the lies
    see
    What's in my success
    Is my demise
    And I'll probably never make it
    But just know I tried
    I just wanna make it through tonight
    I hope everything will be alright
    


    4 My Shooters

    son
    bust one
    squeeze one
    i do this for my shooters
    and not 4 bammers out here
    talkin tough behind computers :)
    i just hit the club
    and then i tell these bitches
    choose up.
    and u know my money long
    there is no sense to get ur ruler
    that dope money
    that blow money
    that blood money
    that show money
    that slow money
    that 94
    them small faces
    that old money :)
    that yellow ho
    i trapped that
    her hair long
    and her ass fat
    im GQ
    ima class act :)
    and i been thru it all
    like a lab rat
    Diamond in the back
    woodgrain on the dash
    and ur boy drive stock
    candy rims on smash
    2 dope style
    i dont ever say #swag
    bandana on my face
    strapped like an a-rab
    yea
    


    Sure Shot

    there'll be shottas shot
    i done shot a lot
    shot the nine
    shot the rock
    sure shot
    shot for sure
    but im s e c u r e :)
    


    Gallery

    <bonzi_b> conducting a drug deal OTI

    See also

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