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    Blockland has something for those with a macro fetish too.

    A successful attempt at creating something with even worse graphics than Minecraft, Blockland is a high-quality FPS made by some hardworking developer known as Badspot. In Blockland, a player can hang out and build cool things with each other! Sadly, it is instead yet another game that tries to replicate Legos making it somewhat the most miserable attempt at creating a Lego sim in existence; unsurprisingly, the quality is equally shitty. The only lulz in Blockland is from the constant arguing and fighting between themselves and another building game known as Roblox, which ends up in inextinguishable flamewars and drama between special needs children. Blockland is notable for being the only (semi)popular game created using Torque Game Engine, aside from Tribes 2.

    The only use for Blockland is for keeping America's autistic youth in their place instead of letting them lurk IRL.

    Gameplay

    Blockland is a multiplayer construction-based game, yet, most servers tend to be RPs, since building things out of legos is liek so mainstream. The youth of the game have so little fun from building, that it usually ends up in them ragequitting from working too hard. The playerbase consists mainly of homoerotic, mentally ill, foul-mouthed underage brats which makes the experience much more enjoyable.

    The building-oriented servers tend to be full of 14-year-olds building dickhouses or naked MLP characters. Most servers hosted by the oldfags of the game are usually filled with their friends with massive egos who act out, and believe that they are right to do so because they played the game 2 months before most of the other little kids around. Predictably, most of these people weren't even alive when the game was originally released, so trolling them isn't much of a chore. It's likely that a new player will be so shunned incessantly by universally every single blocklander, that they will just play singleplayer instead, which defeats the purpose of even buying this game in the first place. Notice how all the characters have no legs at all. This was the creator's attempt at making the game original, by making players into cripples.

    Trolling

    Trolling these young studs is as easy as pouring a drink; all you have to do is either make a hello topic and they'll start trying to guess if you're an alternate account or not. The other way is to go into one of the many various add-on topics and tell the maker how much he sucks at making them, or you could make a huge Goatse macro and start a server like we did so it shows up on the main site. An easy way to troll in Blockland is to gain access to administration privileges on a server, usually by being nice to the owner and complimenting him or her frequently. Once you're an admin, permaban everyone when the owner of the server and/or the other admins are AFK. If you do this professionally, you will be met with an excessive amount of lulz and might be able to get your own drama topic on the forum with hundreds of replies! You can also impersonate epic trolls of the past, although only oldfags will remember them as 85% of the community is underage b& who weren't even alive when the game came out.

    Lag Machine

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    Crashing someone's servers using the exploit

    Here's how to make a machine that will raep the server, all within just 2 minutes of your time!

    • Step 1: Plant a brick.
    • Step 2: Disable rendering, and go to Events.
    • Step 3:onActivate --> Self --> fireRelay
    • Step 4:onRelay --> Self --> spawnExplosion --> Vehicle Final Explosion (slide it to 2)
    • Step 5: onRelay --> Self --> fireRelay
    • Step 6: Copy the events. Click the brick
    • Step 7: ???????
    • Step 8: Profit!
    • Note: Rinse and repeat to increasingly rape the server.
    • Note, again: If the server uses custom particles, spam blood / elemental shit to insta-raep the server.

    History

    Old History - tl;dr

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    one of the first troll builds of all time
    • November 2004 - Blockland's prototype released to the public, known as Vanilla Blockland or 0002
    • February 2005 - A tv show called The Screen Savers (predecessor of AOTS) showcases the game
    • Thousands of people flood Blockland and make several mods and offshoots, such as RTB, TBM, AiO, BLM, etc
    • AiO steals shit from TBM; TBM devs (hackers) make a virus that rapes anyone's AiO folder if they have TBM installed
    • Badspot banishes TBM community
    • TBMfags wage war against Badspot, start a project called The Better Game (TBG) in an attempt to rival Blockland
      • TBG is never finished, even decades later, despite newfags hijacking the project
    • Blockland is fully developed and released, becoming Retail Blockland (the game you know it as now), sparking a civil war of autism and butthurt
      • 50% of oldfags choose to boycott refail, choosing to instead waste their lives on an abandoned buggy ass prototype of a game for the next 3 years
    • pre-refail Blockland spends 2007~2011 rotting, eventually completely dying in the mid 2010s, becoming known as little more than as abandonware

    Recent History

    In 2012, maps and interiors were removed from the game in an effort to make way for shaders, and to improve the gameplay. This forced kids to stop playing on GTA maps and learn how to actually build; something that can take months, if not years, to accomplish in this game. Interiors and maps made up a significant majority of the gameplay / exploration. The shaders provided by the update often went unused by blocklanders, as their PCs cant handle them, even though something as weak as a GTX 750 could run the game maxed out with hundreds of thousands of bricks rendered. This update caused the community of autists to turn against each other.

    In 2014, the RTB client (a tool in development since 2005 which allowed you to download Blockland addons without the hassle of manually tracking down each addon and carefully installing them), was shut down after the project lead, and homosexual London resident Ephialtes realized it just wasn't worth it anymore. He lost his admin privileges on the forum after Badspot had an autistic temper tantrum from not having his ego stroked.

    Without a working RTB client, and without maps or interiors, Blockland became a shadow of its former self. Eventually, it made it on Steam Greenlight, where it went on to get accepted and hosted on the steam marketplace. It went on to attain over 200,000 players. Despite the amount of new players rivaling the original The Screen Savers event of 2005 by 10x the player count, the active population in-game actually decreased by half since the peak of 2010.

    2016 went along without any major or significant updates to the game, proving that Badspot gives absolutely no fucks about the game. If you were in his shoes, would you? Oh, and refail is now a decade old now and nerds are still playing this shit.

    In 2020, some people used their degree in Computer Science III and raped people's keys from their owners for no reason. Surprisingly, Badspot actually did his fucking job for once and fixed it. But now you have to be connected to Steam to play it. Players on at a time have been reduced to 30 or 40 now.

    Servers

    There's generally around 20 to 100 servers at any given moment for this game, with a wide selection of interesting game modes to keep you occupied, yet, most of them are roleplay servers. Although the select few people who can actually afford a good computer rarely host (if at all), once in a blue moon the player might run into a somewhat pleasant server. Note: this hasn't been recorded since 2008. Most servers are focused upon concurring fads, and as such, the overall quality of the multiplayer experience hastily plummets, resulting in there rarely being any enjoyable servers. The servers on which the game runs on are owned by children whose unfortunate parents don't secure their PayPal details. End result, even more cancer is to hit the internet. This is merely the result of said parents having inferior genes. Their kids turn out to be ugly, girls treat them like shit or act like nuns around them while they get ready to get banged by football players in a couple hours, and later they'll retreat into their bedrooms and unwind by being narcissistic pricks online. Makes perfect sense doesn't it?

    Gamemodes

    • Racing: Basically you drive vehicles around poorly designed race tracks. Unfortunately, the Torque engine has horrible vehicle physics, especially Blockland itsself, considering there isn't even terrain anymore, making most vehicles have a near 100% glitch rate in-game. In the old days of Blockland, people would modify their player.cs files to make crouch speeds significantly high. The result was some interesting and fun racing games. Sadly, this tradition has long since faded from the game, and you're left with shitty buggies that get poor mileage before you gltich through the floor and have to an hero and wait 5 minutes to respawn.
    • Rising Lava: An obstacle-like build pits players against each other armed with pushbrooms. Lava begins to rise. The weak die, the strong thrive.
    • Mining: In a horrible attempt to replicate Minecraft, nerds made a minigame for Blockland where an infinite grid of blocks spawn which occasionally contain mineral blocks of varying values. A massive time waster, nerds will spend entire days digging shitty tunnels to upgrade their pickaxe to - dig more shitty tunnels to upgrade their shit again in a never-ending cycle of autism.
    • Gun Game is a free-for-all deathmatch where you spawn with only one gun that you must use to whack some other fag. As time goes on, you get better guns, but trolls often force you to use horrible weapons that deal jack shit damage, essentially losing you the match while some hyper-autist manages to kill some guy and get the high score.
    • Fort Wars is basically freebuilding except a free-for-all DM. You'll usually get spawnkilled forever and never be able to build your base, as the corrupt pizza-faced admins harass you even further.
    • Stairway To Heaven is basically spamming bricks thousands of times, creating a pathway higher in the sky. You basically just walk up the stairs forever. These servers can take up to 5 hours to complete and many actually go to the end, wasting massive chunks of their day in what is essentially a walking simulator designed by methheads or 8 year olds who think they're good at building.
    • Deathrun is where one team tries to escape, usually by going through obstacles, and the other team keeps activating the traps too early or late because they're autistic and suck at everything.
    • Grapple Knife consists of a grid of platforms, a poorly-coded grapple hook, and a shitty knife. You basically grapple around the arena and try to stab each other to death. So fun!
    • Freebuild is where you basically actually play the game; you build. Sadly, most of the players will fuck with you while you're working, either by placing plates / bricks around your area so you can't build, or by the server having an autist as an admin, who will ban you randomly anyways. Not that it matters as your builds will be deleted or lost in a day anyways.
    • School Shooting is a TDM minigame concept consisting of three teams; Shooters, SWAT/Police, and Students. Shooters must shoot up the school and kill as many little kids as possible, before the SWAT team gets there and stops them. Students must survive by hiding, or fighting back with fists, pencils, etc. Despite making fun of some really fucked up shit, whenever this game mode is hosted (4/20) it leads to some of the most fun in all of gaming! Sadly, these servers rarely last more than a few days before that faggot Badspot bans the user's accounts from the master server list.

    Roleplaying

    Lots of nerds in Blockland love to host roleplay servers. These are usually infected by little kids, and there are of course a lot of them.

    • Family RP, where the lonely hang out and pretend to be a mother, father, uncle, etc, much like babyfurs do with their so-called families (though without the incest yiff) because they got disowned from their real family for pleasuring themselves to My Little Pony. Most of these players are usually little kids, which can make for a great trolling target.
    • School RP is surprising. Why would these nerds want to fantasize about school when they get bullied and alienated at school-shooter levels every week IRL? Protip: Pretending to be a school shooter on one of these kids' servers will just get you banned, as will anything else. Oftentimes, those little twats don't even know what "Ban" means.
    • Medieval Roleplay lets users pretend they're not weak little nerds IRL and are rather capable strong men or super ultra mega genius wizards.
    • MERP, or Mini-Empire role plays, are a recent phenomina where nerds build tiny bricks and pretend they're buildings or vehicles, and try to recreate the Civilization games inside Blockland, failing miserably. Although it may be one of the newer types of servers, some nerds a decade ago did the same shit in 0002. However, the engine couldn't handle more than 5 bricks so those servers didn't get very far.

    Original Blockland (v0002)

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    Yes, TBM players are actually this lonely
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    RTB vs TBM flamewar in progress
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    Actual picture of "RedNinja"

    Once in a time long past, a two-bit developer known as Badspot was working on the prototype of what would come to be known as Blockland. After countless hours of work, it was finally released in November of that same year. Eventually, it got thousands of players from TSS who proceeded to ruin the game's community. Due to the game being open source and easy to script for, many mods came into existence, with many significantly changing the base game enough to become their own spinoffs. The first major ones were called BlocklandMods and All-in-One, both shitty mods that stole shit from everyone else, and were played by everyone until superior alternatives like RTB came out.

    Return To Blockland (RTB 1.045)

    One of the most important modifications was Return to Blockland, which added many necessities and filler content. A major feature of RTB was the Editor Wand which modifies the size and angle of bricks. RTB used to have a large community, but after Blockland was finished and released, most people quit RTB and flocked mindlessly to refail, thus prompting the RTB community to quickly dissolve. Eventually, an E-Lawyer by the name of Vyper144 came along and made his own forums for the game known as Blockland Central. Due to insufficient cashflow, he attempted to get more cash by telling his 200 member community that they were spastic crybabies, and expected people to give him money. Instead, only a couple people proposed to donate, and eventually no donations were given. Thus, Blockland Central would eventually cease to exist. Years later, it was replaced with another forum called AndoRTB. AndoRTB did not flourish, and only managed to stay alive from the drama caused between the users GooG, Redninja, Sephiroth, and the 3 other people there. RedNinja was a 13 year old boy skidfag who pissed everyone off and became public enemy number 1. Sephiroth was similar except was a retarded neo nazi who waged war against the jew for several years, hax0ring RedNinja's PC on occasion. Many RTB players who stayed after the actual game was released would try their hardest to keep the game alive, but they were ultimately unsuccessful.

    Over a decade after RTB was popular, the post-retail community (who joined years after the game died) still tries to keep it active.

    The Better Mod

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    The famous warning Badspot made against TBM use

    Around the same time RTB started, another mod came to being: TBM, (The Better Mod) a game which was made by a group of script kiddie basement dwellers. Initially, the reaction to TBM was very positive, due to adding hundreds of bricks, revolutionary new scripts, and even moar content. But some code was discovered which would delete AiO's (another popular mod at the time) files due to AiO stealing shit from TBM. After learning the news, Badspot banished TBM from the BL community and brainwashed his fanbase into waging e-war. TBM would only survive for 2 years until a new generation of wannabee-skids came along. TBM held severe butthurt and jealousy against RTB for housing more people, and resorted to numerous childish attacks against the other team, such as the following server from 2006:

    The Orange Block

    This new generation would produce The Orange Block, a game add-on made by a perverted, sexually confused teenager, Dshiznit. The development team consisted of 14 year old script kiddies newfags, who stole code and content from RTB, SFM, AIO, and Retail. The only thing that separates it is the i-gob which lets you save bricks and load them on any other server, which they also stole directly from TBM. The community still exists, (TOB.org closed down) but it's mainly full of 12 year old furfags who can't afford 10 bucks to buy the actual game.

    TBMOBfags are notable for several illicit acts of skidfaggotry, like stealing copyrighted material and fucking it up, DDOS raids, etc. [1] [2] [3]

    The Better Game

    It's worth mentioning that there is a project that has been in the works since 2005 called "The Better Game" which was supposed to compete with Retail when it was released in 2007. Instead, Retail was eventually released, but the TBG project was canned. One day in 2009, Cyberprime and some other skidfags decided they'd steal the abandoned project and pretend they were in charge, which prompted the attention of some of the original TBM devs.

    So far they have been able to create their own minifig model, which they broke (TOB is defunct), and a malfunctioning start menu! Previously, they have been attempting to get their hands on Torque 3D which was cut from $1500 to only $99![4]

    RTB vs TBM: The Eternal Flamewar

    Since 2005, RTB and TBM have constantly been at 'war'; underage children trying to hurt the feelings of their rivals. Oddly enough, RTBers eventually stopped flaming the homoerotic queens on the other side and got back to their typical infighting. Despite many of the TBMTOBfags being in their 20s now, they're still autistic over RTB[5] years later, despite 99% of RTBfags moving on with their lives, a trait that TOBfags have yet to obtain.

    2016 Update: TOB's website is down; AndoRTB's website is down. Nothing of value was lost.

    Blockland Forums

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    Typical Blockland discussion.
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    Typical Blocklander.

    The Forums are populated by mentally-ill 14 year old teenagers with abandonment issues, which prompts constant amounts of butthurt in their minds. The forum has quickly degenerated into a /b/oard, with retards making an appearance in every thread. The forum is run by Badspot, aka 35-year-old Eric Hartman, your typical nerd who graduated from Virginia Tech. Despite being in his 30s, he has never mentally progressed past age 15.

    The forum has a drama section for retards to cry about other players and to spark constant flame wars with the others. When they aren't up to their typical infighting, they're talking about the creator's babydick and how they would suck it right off him. The forum has a gallery for the creations made by the many inhabitants of the game. To protect their feelings, Badspot enforced a rule which states that any negative statements about their pixelated, untextured garbage will get that person permanently banned, but starting countless flamewars for no good reason and acting even more queer than Bruno, that.. that's perfectly acceptable.

    Drama

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    A typical BLer.

    The livelihood of the Blockland forums revolve around the Drama Section. The Drama Section is the third most popular board on the forum, aside from Off-Topic and Games, proving that players are nearly three times more interested in anything not related to Blockland. It is also the forum with the highest Reply-to-Thread Ratio, indicating that any one message posted here will undoubtedly result in at least 10 pages of idiots bickering with each other over trivial shit nobody cares about. Case Example

    Drama made in Blockland is usually so stale and lifeless that not even the most psychotic freaks who occupy the forums have trouble making a big deal about it. This phenomenon is so problematic, that Badspot made it a bannable offense to make a comment about how you just don't care.

    Regardless of how prominent this rule is (having a sticky thread all to its self), most drama is so terrible that this rule has claimed many victims who could not restrain themselves from posting a yawn. The people that create the majority of threads are those with massive amounts of unwarranted self importance, bitching about abstract ideas and forum trends that literally couldn't be less important if it didn't even exist at all.

    Despite how uninteresting the average thread is, with a community as hostile and immature as Blockland's, more than a few people have gone down in flames so bright they deserve to have their failures cataloged here for all eternity, though most of these examples are usually written by the attention-seeking idiots themselves.


    110px STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT!
    ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot?

    Nix the Glaceon

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    An explanation of Nix's autism.

    Nix the Glaceon is a friend and fuckbuddy of Insert Name Here, having on multiple occasions have roleplayed Pokemon ERP's and have shared their contributions such as cumming inside a Glaceon doll.

    Insert Name Here

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    Insert Name Here, also known as Mike/Mikey/Michael is considered autistic and is most likely to shoot up a school as an act of 'an heroism'. Michael has had many tantrums and has attempted to kill himself. The faggot is very contagious and has spread his autism and furry shit all over the forum, which has been converted to Furry territory. He is known to own airsoft weapons and is planning to shoot up a school which will result in 1 injury to the leg for a pellet and 1 fatality (Michael).

    Storm Surge

    Storm was a 12 year old boy who got in deep shit after orchestrating several SWATting attacks against random cockland autists. After the cockland community did some investigation, tracked him down and DOXed him, he was eventually arrested by the cops and will now be spending the next several years getting fucked up the ass by niggers. This event brought intense drama to an otherwise stale year on their pathetic forums, and resulted in a Skiddie faggot getting what he deserves; good riddance. Sauce2

    Sephiroth

    Sephiroth was another typical 13 year old boy who acted like a retard throughout the long span of time he's wasted his useless life on this game. He was hated in the pre-retail era for shitposting, being a faggot, insulting people and crashing hundreds of servers using exploits in the game's coding. TOBfags hated him for trolling sperging and harassing their forums for years, and RTBers were split between appreciation and disgust, as he hosted one of the more notable sites dedicated to the dead game. However, his dumbass antics and disrespect towards the egos of the other kids made him the most infamous player in the post-refail era of the community. On retail, he continued the foul and idiotic behavior, resulting in him getting banned a dozen times from the forums, and his stolen keys deactivated just as much. He never bought the game and kept coming back through scamming keys. Only ever notable for his RTB mod site which only 2 people use.

    Probuilder

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    Pro's infamous Antenna Cradle, 2007-2008

    Probuilder was a prominent troll from 2006~2008, who challenged the autists to a building competition, which resulted in the refail community being little bitches and insulting him. Only a few people even attempted the challenge, but gave up. Probuilder eventually made a prototype of his build in retail after nobody pulled it off. To this day, he's still mentioned on occasion, 8 years after he's been gone from the game. Other antics include trolling servers and autists hard, insulting badspot and DOXing him, and countless other acts of lulz. He has over 9000 dramas and counting. More sauce: [6] [7] [8]

    Robo and Slick

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    Miika did a Fat Girl Angle Shot on her ass.
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    Miika on the left, what she looks like with out the angle shot.

    Attention whore Jimmg posted a topic about Slicksilver banning his bro RoboNoob after he forgot to pay him for the whore he bought. The topic unfolded in a mass of fake suicide, nudes being spread, and fun times.


    Zoneark and Truce: Skiddie Trolls

    Truce made a client script that gave him direct console access on servers. Together with Zoneark, they did this just to clear some bricks, ban random people, and otherwise cause chaos "for luls". Badspot finally caught on and demanded they tell him what is the cause of this. Zoneark blamed it on Iban's zombie mod, which Badspot was quick to judge as complete shit and instead targeted McTwist's RP Core mod as the source. Zoneark, Truce, and Only1Rebel (whom had not appeared in either the forums or game for over a year), along with three other "unknown" users, had their keys de-activated. This has been going on for two whole weeks before Badspot even took action. Many butthurt players ragequitted from Blockland because their work they spent hours on was deleted forever.

    .Aeris.: Smalltime Gambler

    Recently, another challenger appeared to the throne of spreading nudes on Blockland. Aeris flashed her 'friends' on the forums, and Jimmg, of Robo and Slick fame, caught on, which led to more drama. Aeris was promptly banned after breaking a rule by claiming she had better things to do than argue on a forum. Three days later, she was unbanned. Small arguments between her and other members of the community continue to happen sporadically.


    Despite several warning from more caring members of the community, .Aeris. has made several efforts to add to this article and show the basement dwelling peasants of Encyclopedia Dramatica she is actually just a defenseless young girl that has never done anything wrong, ever, and everyone who does not like her just spontaneously decided to do so (probably because she is so super cute and they are jealous because they don't have a girlfriend).

    Her revisions include revising this subsection to reflect better on her and more poorly on the rest of the community, and adding an aside under the below picture demanding that ED find the pictures of her naked. She also registered another account and tried to add a piece about Jimmg (the person who pointed out how many nude pictures she had given out).

    Unfortunately for her, these revisions were undone by SysOps, meaning that the bullshit she tried to add was so flagrantly retarded that people whom have never played Blockland and were not involved in the incident could clearly see what a crock of shit it was.

    Recently, .Aeris. took a fucking hint and had one of the prepubescent boys she gave nudes to post that she is leaving. This is probably a sincere notice letting her friends know that she will no longer be active in the forums and it is very unlikely that she is doing this for attention.

    In a chat with Visage, .Aeris. revealed that she was a spy part of a group of /b/tards on Blockland to troll and take over Blockland. If all of these /b/tards are as successful as her, the forums should be under their control by next week


       
     
    Stop trying to let everyone see them, they were taken down from their previous sites for a reason. There are rules here, one of which says if I want them down, my nudes get taken down
     

     
     

    —Aeris being the mad attention whore she is.


    MegaScience: Savior of Women

    Over the course of a few days, MegaScience tried to secretly vandalize this article because he came across a half-nude pic of a girl he loves. Now, knowing Megascience and WhiteKnights, once they don't get their way they go and cry about it, such as he did over at Blockland's forums.

    According to Blockland's own community, MegaScience is known for being the biggest suckup to females on the site. Whenever you can, please remind him that he'll never get laid and removing pictures of his many girly friends will take him even further away from any china he will ever know.

    Let's not forget how much he'll ask you to add him on various IMs if you somewhat agree with him on something. Status = Forever Alone.

    MegaScience Words of Wisdom

       
     
    I've never seen you post a picture of yourself or anything. Meh, stay out of my horrible topic about a horny boy wanting to protect a girl from horny boys with lesser morals than him.
     

     
     

    —MegaScience, admitting to his blatant faggotry

       
     
    I thought I gained enough respect in BL to not fall back into this pit of "You don't even deserve understanding. I'm just going to generalize your ass."
     

     
     

    —MegaScience, hoping to make Blockland his very own circlejerk.

       
     
    They've ignored the fact BECCA IS DRAMA TOO AND EVEN IF YOU WANNA JACK OFF TO JAILBAIT PICTURES, IT IS ALL PART OF IT SO DON'T UNDO THAT AND GET ME BANNED FOR TRYING TO BE A GOOD PERSON...
     

     
     

    —MegaScience whining about ED, using CP as an excuse even though Miika's ass is downright flat and boring.

       
     
    I admit I hate an immaturity that makes me coddle to females, with teenaged hormones blazing. But I still feel the want to defend them from other assholes. I might be just as much a jerk, but if I can be the lesser of evils... Then I won't be destine to live in my parents house my whole life having done nothing for anyone.
     

     
     

    —MegaScience, trying to justify his actions with "hormones" despite being 17 years old, 4 years past the time these events happen.

    Lord Tony

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    Tony in all his glory.

    CURRENT HIGH-SCORE HOLDER FOR MOST ACCOUNTS PERMANENTLY BANNED: 11
    Lord Tony is a typical Brony who likes to jack to fat ponies and bestiality, or at least this is what he wants you to think.
    In truth Tony is a 20-something year old lonely basement dweller second floor dweller who lives with his parents and attempts to troll people all day rather then getting off his lazy ass and getting a job got called for a job. Notable because of the sheer amount of drama he's caused, with literally hundreds of topics made about him and dozens of accounts banned. Furfags and Ponyfags drop their jaw at the mere mention of his name.

    Some of Tony's glorious trolling.

    Lord Tony: There's a snake in my ass.
    Zookuw: wat
    Zookuw: And you complain about figurines
    Lord Tony: there's a pony dick in my ass
    Zookuw: Why do you like that sort of thing tony?
    Lord Tony: I shove pony dols in my butt
    Lord Tony: show the world
    Lord Tony: of my sick doll fetish
    Zookuw: Also your piss fetish?
    Lord Tony: I pee on dolls
    Zookuw: Of course you do tony of course you do
    Lord Tony: I have sex with dead pony dolls
    

    IBan

    Info non-talk.png Iban, AKA Joshua Moon, is Ichverbot, and has his very own article on our site!

    Iban was an infamous psychopath who managed to troll the game so hard that he amassed over 9000 drama topics. He's a very notable lowcow, perhaps even the most infamous of all time; enough to have warranted his very article on this site! It should come off as no surprise that in the numerous years that he's played cockland, that he would amass countless amounts of drama and lulz. Below are just some of these; it would take an entire book to document all of the troll dust and autism he's left behind in his digital footprint.

    House fire

    His grand finale was an event in which his House Burned down. He lost his cat and mommy as they were burned alive. There were also hundreds of thousands of dollars in assets lost in the act of arson. It was initially suspected that Iban did it himself, but it was later revealed to have been committed by his mom's boyfriend.

    Joshua: Hey Otis
    Joshua: you know how last night my mom said to leave because they were fighting
    Otis Da HousKat: whaaaa
    Joshua: and then I kinda poofed
    Otis Da HousKat: ya
    Joshua: well right after she told me to call the police
    Joshua: because someone had dumped gasoline through their room to the hall to the living room
    Joshua: so i called da poleec n was like "missus police it appears there is gasoline in my house and this dude is mad, REAL MAD."
    Joshua: so she sas da poleec is on da way
    Otis Da HousKat: shit nig
    Joshua: so I walk out to my car and tell him as he dumps gasoline throughout the living room
    Joshua: "You guys are fucking retards."
    Joshua: and he says "No, just very dumb."
    Joshua: I wish I could say I deserved it but it was my mom's house and I am quite unaffected.
    Otis Da HousKat: You can just bum out anywhere with an intronet connection
    Joshua: Yeah.
    Joshua: That and a lot of problems were solved.
    Joshua: My cat was a burden. Although I loved him and I don't think smoke inhalation was a suitable death for such a loving old man, I do know he doesn't have to deal with my mom's abuse and nobody has to worry about him now.
    Joshua: Andrew made everyone miserable and my mom was too afraid of being alone to see it. He's facing 20+ years of prison time for arson, violating parole, domestic battery, 2 counts of attempted murder
    Joshua: and I will see to it he gets charged with Animal Cruelty as well.
    Joshua: The house was 30 years old and the mortagage owned on it was TWICE was it was worth now
    Joshua: it was also under a runway which harbors the Eglin Airforce Base with super loud F35 jets
    Joshua: Cat? Gone, and no longer suffering.
    Joshua: Andrew? Gone.
    Joshua: House? Gone.
    Joshua: Mortagage? Paid for by insurance.
    Otis Da HousKat: Time to start fresh
    Joshua: And then some
    Joshua: Feels way better than it should
    Joshua: I'm happy, though
    Joshua: I wanted this
    Joshua: We lucked out
    
    Iban, basically admitting that he's happy it happened.

    Ironically, he posted the following just a few months before the house burned down:

    Colten, that is so old I can't even bring myself to care.
    I'm not going to be a jerk to her because some dumb angsty cunt on an Internet forum took advantage of her trust (in exactly the same way you took advantage of mine) and used her as a weapon against me.
    
    You are an awful human being, and I hope your child burns to death.

    Karma, bitch.

    Potential Madman?

    Iban is also a potential mass murderer, as seen below in this chatlog:

    4:51 AM - Joshua: Everyone I've ever fucking met
    4:52 AM - Joshua: I swear to god I want to kill and rape as many people as I can
    4:52 AM - Joshua: before getting gunned down by SWAT
    4:52 AM - Joshua: That needs to be my life aspiration
    4:52 AM - Joshua: You stupid fucking cunts need to suffer
    4:52 AM - Joshua: All living things with a vagina 
    A typical discussion with Iban

    Eventually after years of absence, a newfag made a drama asking about him which resulted in 47 pages of chimpouts / discussion about him, and he returned from the grave to answer questions.

    Furries

    Very rarely does a community solely consist entirely of negative traits, but Blockland strives for perfection. One of the most agonizing traits of Blockland's community is its tolerance to Furries. Even Roblox has a rule against anything related to the fandom, including user-made cat ears and other accessories. Even though the founder and only admin of the board appears to be anti-furry, he is too fucking lazy to do anything about it (and probably gets off to it.) Despite how many community members don't even want the furries to stay there, they willingly prance around with avatars cut from hentai and signatures with nothing but soft-core porn in a mild, yet effective, effort at trolling the entire user base. One day, a member named Pwnon posted a thread entitled "Is the blockland forum being invaded by furries?" and as the title suggests, the OP was about furries invading and pwnon's obvious hatred at furries. It resulted in a shitstorm of epic proportions. Much lulz ensued.

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    Badspot

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    The fag in the flesh
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    Definitive proof that Badspot was personally responsible for 9/11.

    We've mentioned this guy before, but its about time we focus the article on this douchebag. Badspot, A.K.A. Eric Hartman, is a 35+ year old basement dweller from Eugene, Oregon. Born in 1981, suspiciously the same year as Columbine shooter Eric Harris, and coming from a similar background, it is surprising how this evil twin was able to resist his teenage urges of gunning down his classmates. Both Harris and Hartman, suffer from severe psychopathy, Tiny Dick Syndrome, and other coincidences.

    Badspot was once an alright dude, but after Blockland got popular in early 2005, all the attention went to his head and made him turn into a huge egotistical faggot. His behavior has only gotten worse over time, to the point where his actions are often border-line illegal. He is infamous for being a complete asshat, neglecting his game, being a dickhead on his forums, trolling little kids, and countless other acts of abhorrent behavior. It's also worth pointing out that Badspot completed college at Virginia Tech. Sadly, Cho didn't select him in the v-tech rampage, but in a school of over 40,000 students, could we have expected it? Badspot has recently calmed down and stopped being such a faggot, finally growing past the mental age of 15. He now shitposts with several salt-right viewpoints. His anger could also relate not just to his tiny dick, but to his receding hairline.

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    Badspot's "Secret" Website

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    He really knew what he was doing.

    Blockland players accidentally discovered Badspot's alternate website, thus starting a thread about it on the forum. This topic started out nicely just showing everyone that their favorite developer is actually a sick fuck by linking them to his personal cartoon porn website, which was full of sex "transformation" animations, and comics. In retaliation, he decided to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING and the poster was banned for 2 weeks.

    This was an example of overreacting as the website was never deleted - it was just moved somewhere else. You can find it here. Beware, as the artwork isn't even good to begin with.

    Unfortunately, all of the comics look the same, or feature shitty attempts at "Art". Poor dude never got laid.

    Blockland players on this article

    When Blockland forum-goers stumbled upon this article, some fag named Ninja Guy made a topic about it and it resulted in a lollercoaster of accusations. Players eager to defend the powerful graphics and gameplay of Blockland created accounts to blank the page backed up by the white knighting of HoudiniGal.

    People who have blanked this article include:


       
     
    I think A.R.C or some banned asshole wrote it.

    Whatever, pretty much every game in existence has a negatively impacting page about it on AE.
     


     
     

    SeventhSandwich, because all games are terrible.

       
     
    I deleted most of the page
     

     
     

    AceX10, learning to wiki.

       
     
    Dumbass article writers.
     

     
     

    Talent74, trying to defend his favorite game

       
     
    AE articles are disgusting and offensive. I looked at some of the articles they made. Eww.
     

     
     

    Talent74, being a whiny faggot.

       
     
    ED is satire. If you cannot understand that, than you are an idiot.
     

     
     

    Houdini. He was called a troll for this post.

    Protip: This is a wiki.

    The original thread

    See also

    • Autism - a requirement to play.
    • Ichverbot - A notable player.
    • Lego - what it ripped off
    • Roblox - another shitty building game. It has been in a constant Flame war with Blockland since 2005.
    • Minecraft - a vastly superior game in every way, shape and form.

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