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Blissyu2
If there were ever a Final Boss of the Internet, then Blissyu2 (Powerword: Adrian Meredith) would most certainly be the First Guy of the Internet. Blissyu2 is the self-diagnosed autistic, Australian delusional unless he is on his meds, guy who "owned" The Wikipedia Review, a website that was devoted to lambasting the only website worse than itself on the internet, Wikipedia. The word "owned" is in quotes because this fucking retard supposedly paid for both the domain and forum software used on WR yet is banned from the site itself. Fo' evah an' evah.
Blissyu2 CAN and WILL find you, no matter how well you hide behind your anonymity. Even though he can't find the horrible police conspirators who caused the Port Arthur massacre.
Indeed, as of 5th November 2007 (Wikipedia Review's 2 year anniversary), the admins of Wikipedia Review (primarily Somey) hacked Blissyu2's Wikipedia Review account (both the user account and the site level account) to change the passwords and block access, while simultaneously lying to the domain hosts that Somey was really Blissyu2 and this guy from Australia was guilty of identity theft. Keen for some easy money, the hosts were very happy to receive 2x the money that they usually get for hosting, and to date have not bothered to intervene. The reason that Somey gave for "having" to ban Blissyu2 is because of this blog post he made exposing one of Wikipedia Review's newest administrators, Kato, of extreme corruption and lying. It seems that Somey didn't want people to know just how rotten some of the people on WR had become. "Obviously I am not too impressed at losing my own site. Its scandalous, its horrific, its illegal." [1]
And all petty bullshit anyway, because WR fell apart in 2012. You can go to Wikipediocracy now, although Blissy is banned there as well. Because he's a falthy wankah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!111
Contents
- 1 WHAT THE FUCK? This retard spent $150 of his own money on something that he doesn't even control?
- 2 I don't believe any of this. SAUCE!?!?!?!1!!1!
- 3 Blissyu2 on LiveJournal
- 4 Blissyu2 on Encyclopedia Dramatica
- 5 One of his biggest delusions
- 6 Blissyu2 is a "Man's man"
- 7 Countermeasures
- 8 Famous Quotes
- 9 Legacy Of Fail
- 10 Failgasm of the Blissy Zordrac ben Shalom
- 11 See also
- 12 External links
WHAT THE FUCK? This retard spent $150 of his own money on something that he doesn't even control?
Absolutely. In fact, the only real responsibility he does have is:
—Blissyu2, citing internet law |
I don't believe any of this. SAUCE!?!?!?!1!!1!
The faggot admitted all of this himself on his own userpage. See for yourself!
Blissyu2's Autobiography
Blissyu2 on LiveJournal
Blissyu2 had two accounts, File:Lj-favicon.png RealAdrian and File:Lj-favicon.png DyingHappy), both of which are suspended. He is the arch-nemesis of 1justin. This was RealAdrian's user info prior to the suspension (found on cached Google site, links by Quasidan the Jew):
—RealAdrian, victim of hackers on steroids |
Blissyu2 on Encyclopedia Dramatica
Not only did Blissyu2 devote a majority of his time to trying to insult Wikipedia (and often failing), but he also occasionally brought his fail to ED in the form of shitty, gay, furry fanfiction about Wikipedia's founders, Jimbo Wales, Larry Sanger, and Ben Kovitz. Chances are Blissyu2 is on his crusade against Wikipedia because he got banned for vandalizing its articles with stupid old memes like O rly that were funny Last Thursday. Seriously, failing at trolling Wikipedia is like failing at failing. Some argue that Blissyu2 should cease all trolling efforts and become an hero immediately.
Blissyu2 so much desires to be an internet celebrity that in addition to self-admittedly paying for a site which he has absolutely no control over, he tells people who troll him to "go on Encyclopedia Dramatica and write an article about me." Now that its up, expect him to consistently attempt to vandalize and/or blank it, thus adding to the lulz. To show just how fucking serious he is, Blissyu2 left this message on Chankachankaboo's talk page.
—Blissyu2 11:42, 1 August 2007 (CDT) |
Blissyu2 consistently emulates, and even sometimes surpasses, Exhibits A, B, C, and D. He is contaminated with dangerously high levels of anti-lulz, and there is a good chance that he is the AIDS that is killing ED. Blissyu2 abuses prescription painkillers and writes articles about himself, his friends, and his enemies. When he sobers up he demands that the admins delete them, yet paradoxically recreates them hours later. Split personality anyone? He feverishly writes steamy articles about Grace Note, as a monument to their love.
One of his biggest delusions
One of Blissyu2's biggest delusions is here. A fictional story about Wikipedia Review having a secret forum for planned attacks on Wikipedia, and get this; Blu Aardvark was opposed to the idea. That is The Blu Aardvark. The guy known as the deadliest and proudest vandal on all wikis, who did unprovoked vandalism (e.g. on WikiFur) for years until he got bored. The guy who is feared as a troll by all administrators, but according to Blissyu2, Blu has always been opposed to any vandalism or trolling on Wikipedia.
Blissyu2 also claims that Sgrayban, known for exposing TOW checkuser Rebecca as a man, has always been opposed to outing of Wikipedia administrators.
Blissyu2 is a "Man's man"
—Blissyu2, Totally not gay |
(Would you trust your website to him?)
Countermeasures
If you spot Blissyu2 in the wild, you can do your part by:
- Immediately reverting any of his contributions.
- Vandalizing and/or blanking the fuck out of any articles he creates.
- Redirecting any articles created by him to this page.
- Redirecting his user page (whups balleted) to this page.
- RAPING HIM FULL FORCE IN THE VAGINA, MOUTH, AND ASS
- Telling him how full of fail and cancer he is on his talk page. If you can find it, yeh wankah!
Famous Quotes
[[Image:BlissyOnPoet.jpg|thumb|Blissyu2's inability to take responsibility for his own actions are legendary]
—Blissyu2 admitting rampant drug use |
—Blissyu2, being milked like the lolcow he is. |
Legacy Of Fail
Failgasm of the Blissy Zordrac ben Shalom
Here is the typifying example of Blissy's final bossing failgasm.
- Blissyshalomfailgasm1.png
Blissy-Shalom starting to teasing the audience
- Blissyshalomfailgasm2.png
Pulling the harder
- Blissyshalomfailgasm3.png
Readying for the money shots
- Blissyshalomfailgasm4.png
See also
- Fucktard
- Nathanr his childhood friend betrayed him over Kato and Blissyu2 now swears he will one day take Nathanr's life.
- The Wikipedia Review - that Blissyu2 owns but he got hacked out of
- Encyc - where Blissyu2 is an admin and can write whatever he likes
- Alison - nemesis de jour.
External links
- Blissyu2's MySpace
- The Real Adrian at Live.com
- https://web.archive.org/web/20130513063700/http://catonine.virtue.nu/
Blissyu2's autobiography- Sockpuppet Account "Shalom"
- The NEW Wikipedia Review, now with a whole 3 members, 2.5 posts per month in its ten-month existence, and Malber maybe is an admin!
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