⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Æ Roadmap
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
- aediot
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Blackbird is a web browser created by Obama in an attempt to one up Al Gore, who created the internets. It is available for both Windows and Macs, and is designed around the African-American community.
The browser is essentially a redesigned version of Firefox with many of the same features; however, unlike Firefox, only the left hand side is shown, as niggers do not have rights.
It should be noted that nobody uses this browser, as not only are they not people, but also because There are no niggers on the Internet.
—Blackbird | ||
Features
This browser has a wide arsenal of features, ranging from black search to job search. Seeing as Niggers do not work, the first search is in fact broken, and the second unused. Another feature is black videos (pictured right). The range of these videos vary from a charcoal gray to onyx black, though it should be noted that there are some examples of smoky black. The black news ticker is a toolbar that shows the latest news, ranging from new KFC stores to shit nobody cares about. A local business search has been implemented that says the location, stocks and closing time of businesses around a location. The social networking feature allows members to organize activities, such as gang rapes and bank robberies. Arguably, the most successful feature is the email capabilities. This feature enables one to send emails to their friends.
Being a clone of Firefox, there is extension support. An example of an extension, which is recommended by Blackbird, is SkipScreen, which will make easier to steal copyrighted content online. No surprises there.
Blackbird is also Web 2.0 compatible.
Differences from Firefox
Blackbird is black. Firefox is gray.
Gallery
- Compootahsberacist.jpg
How it all started
- Blackbirdfacebook.png
Need we say more?
- Blackbird.JPG
Typical black search result
- Blacksearch.png
Black search
- Stealidblackbird.png
Blackbird options
- Encryptionblackbird.png
Encryption only a black man could decipher
- Blackbookmarks.png
Black bookmarks. Literally.
- Blackbird-KFC.jpg
What niggers really use it for.
