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    Blackbird is a web browser created by Obama in an attempt to one up Al Gore, who created the internets. It is available for both Windows and Macs, and is designed around the African-American community.

    The browser is essentially a redesigned version of Firefox with many of the same features; however, unlike Firefox, only the left hand side is shown, as niggers do not have rights.

    It should be noted that nobody uses this browser, as not only are they not people, but also because There are no niggers on the Internet.


       
     
    It's the web browser for how you're livin'
     

     
     

    —Blackbird

    Features

    This browser has a wide arsenal of features, ranging from black search to job search. Seeing as Niggers do not work, the first search is in fact broken, and the second unused. Another feature is black videos (pictured right). The range of these videos vary from a charcoal gray to onyx black, though it should be noted that there are some examples of smoky black. The black news ticker is a toolbar that shows the latest news, ranging from new KFC stores to shit nobody cares about. A local business search has been implemented that says the location, stocks and closing time of businesses around a location. The social networking feature allows members to organize activities, such as gang rapes and bank robberies. Arguably, the most successful feature is the email capabilities. This feature enables one to send emails to their friends.

    Being a clone of Firefox, there is extension support. An example of an extension, which is recommended by Blackbird, is SkipScreen, which will make easier to steal copyrighted content online. No surprises there.

    Blackbird is also Web 2.0 compatible.

    Differences from Firefox

    Blackbird is black. Firefox is gray.

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    Personas

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    Past

    BLACK FACE contempoLynchingNO NIGGERSSlavery (see also Nigger Manual)

    Present

    AIDSAll The Niggers Are DeadBlack Lives MatterBlack People Love Us!Chocolate RainComputer Science IIICulexorGay Nigger Association of AmericaJena SixP.A. PalaceSheeeitThere are no niggers on the InternetUnemployment ♠ and Welfare

    Enemies

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