⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Drink and Drive
Beer makes you more alert when riding a bike. This is very valuable when riding at night; just light a fart on fire for instant illumination. Then maybe the cars will notice you and not run right over your aspie ass.
Wear a helmet
The most important thing about bike safety is to wear a helmet, or else you will die a horrible painful death like Lilo did. Helmets save lives, unless you fall off and into the path of a truck while adjusting your helmet. Some argue this is what happened to Rob Levin.
Don't get distracted
Letting your mind wonder onto other things, such as what that 16 year old girl looks like naked, will get you killed. As Rob Levin proved, masturbating while riding a bike can lead to serious injury and death.
Lock your bike
Black people are incapable of purchasing bikes, as they are IRL poor. For this reason it is important to always lock your bike, just not to a watermelon stand or KFC as this may lead to a swarm of zombie apocalypse proportions. Also, Rob Levin is dead.
OL Opinions on Cyclists
- Jeep Driver Intentionally Runs Over Cyclist
- "I'm not saying I'd kill cyclists, I'm saying they should stay away from cars. You drive a bike on the road, with cars, don't bitch if you get squashed." --Dark Messiah
- Scottish Cycling Forum
- BBC Devon -- The Soapbox
- "Yes Kenny some cyclists are idiots, but no worse than the arrogant idiots you get behind the wheels of cars and vans. Car and van drivers are far more stupid and irrisponsible than any cyclist I ever have seen! Your attitude is typical of the dangourous arrigant attitude of the car driver who thinks 'im in a car in a hurry, my right of way get out the way'. Kenny ,your attitude towards cyclists is incredibly arrogant, stupid, and I totally disagree with you!" --Toby
- Rob Levin died, so I'm going to quit riding a bike --Anonymous