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Bernie Madoff
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Bernie Madoff✡ (moar like Bernie Made Off with your money) is an epic troll, a slippery kike and role model for scumbags everywhere. He is currently spending the remainder of his life in a US Federal Prison/country club being raped by the Wall Street equivalent of Bubba. List of notable accomplishments:
- Gave up a career as the chairman of the NASDAQ Stock Exchange to troll full-time
- Caused Thierry de la Villehuchet, a member of the "financial aristocracy", to become an hero after trolling his firm to the tune of over $1.5 billion (CNN has the the scoop, Wikipedia has the poop)
- Raeped Jewish charities, despite being Jewish himself (historically, the Jewish financial elite have always brutalized the lower Jewish herd)
- Bilked 95 year-old Jewish kike-misanthropist Carl Shapiro out of over $100 million
- Pwned professional Holocaust victim Jew out of his jew gold
- Powerfully counter-trolled by Harry Markopolos
Contents
Madoff Did WTC
Wut Had Happened Wuz
Bernie Madoff founded an investment company in 1960 called Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities, LLC. They took peoples' money, invested it for them, and all was well. Then someone pwned the stock market and when people went for withdrawals from Madoff's investment company there were no funds to be had. In response to an unprecedented outcry by the severely butthurt investors Madoff is currently awaiting trial in a swanky penthouse somewhere in Jew York's upper east side.
—4 out of 5 highly credible sources agree: Epic troll is epic [1] | ||
—Butthurt Jew | ||
—Jew with no money | ||
How Our Financial System Works: For Bernie
IRL B&
In a fit of troll's remorse, Bernie Madoff pleaded guilty of all charges in court last Thursday (seriously - Thursday, March 12, 2009) in New York, stating the following:
—Bernie Madoff, in as close to an apology as he'll probably ever give | ||
His sentencing is scheduled for some time this summer. His crimes carry a maximum sentence of 150 years, likely to be served in federal prison, which is pretty much like getting hookers and blow on the taxpayer's dollar until you die or are buttraped to death by very lonely money laundering and financial fraud cellmates.
Some say that this is actually a subterfuge by Madoff and is intended to show people that anyone who steals money from jews ends up in jail.Madoff also did it for the money itself ofcourse, because hoarding a pile and then going to jail without making any use of it is the jew way.
List of Butthurt
- Eric Roth, the writer of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and Forrest Gump.
- Wunderkinder Foundation (Steven Spielberg's charity)
- Client 9
- Palm Beach Country Club.
- OfficeMax
- Sandy Koufax
- Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
- Jewish Federation of Greater Los Angeles
- Town of Fairfield, Connecticut.
- His own sister
All Who Become An Hero
French investor Rene-Thierry Magon de la Villehuchet, founder of Access International Advisors, was the first to became an hero on December 23rd, 2008.
Investor Christen Schnor was the head of insurance for Europe's biggest bank, responsible for Britain and the Middle East was found by a hotel worker swinging about naked by a belt.
William Foxton, a 65-year-old retired British military officer, shot himself in the head after losing his life's savings in Madoff's $50 billion IRL troll on February 14th, 2009.
Madoff's own son, Marky Madoff, marked the two-year anniversary of daddy's arrest by using his scouting skills to turn a dog into a noose on December 11, 2010.
This further confirms: epic troll is epic.
See Also
External Links
- Bernie Madoff's Superbowl party (from Saturday Night Live)
- Vanity Fair page
- Bernard Madoff: The Villain America Needed
