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Benazir "Pinky" Bhutto was the unusually hawt former Prime Minister of Pakistan. She was killed by the Mossad (Israel's assassination squad of sekrit agents) because she was a woman, and women should have nothing to do with politics. She was also a highly intelligent woman who practiced Islam and had degrees from the 1337 Oxford University in England and Harvard and nobody likes a woman with moar brains than breasts.
On 27 December 2007 a suicide bomber was used as the diversion to disguise the presence of a trained marksman, although the government of Pakistan insists that Bhutto was the victim of a diversion a deadly killer sunroof. The assassination script was based on the same Mossad model that was used in the killing the Egyptian President Anwar Sadat in 1981, as well as former Pakistan Prime Minister Zia ul-Haq in 1988, and many other sophisticated assassinations. In fact, just about any time there is a bad-ass and daring political murder, the Mossad are always involved because it will eventually make them more 'Jew Gold' in the future. Their ultimate goal, of course, is complete fulfillment of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
- 1 Guess who is instantly blamed
- 2 Why would the Mossad do this?
- 3 Mossad refused to help her
- 4 What about the suicide guy?
- 5 War is fun
- 6 A highly-qualified successor
- 7 ZOMBIE BHUTTO
- 8 An old friend remembers her
- 9 PROOF
- 10 War Criminal
Guess who is instantly blamed
Naturally, the USA and other Jew-ridden countries immediately blamed "al-qaeda," without seeing a shred of evidence. Whenever some shit like this goes down, and the Neocons rush to point to the taliban or some other supposed "terror" organization, you can be damn sure that this is yet another "false flag" operation by a group with some ulterior motive for creating such IRL drama. There is in fact no "al-qaeda," just Jews looking for kicks because they hate women with small noses.
Interestingly, Bhutto gave a message to CNN a few months ago, to be made public if she were killed, that put the blame on Pakistan's current leader Pervez Musharraf. It is well known, however, that Musharraf is also part of the USA/Israel War on Terror team, and he was kind of pissed that she was coming back to the country to expose his ties to them. Indeed, Pakistan's secret service the ISI helped to finance the 9/11 attacks.
Anyway, after much debate about who actually caused her death, the gunman behind the grassy knoll or the suicide bomber who struck shortly after Bhutto was shot (at?), the experts from Pakistan's government say she died of bumping her head trying to duck back in the sunroof of her bullet-proof, unbomb-proof car.
Why would the Mossad do this?
Why did Mossad target Bhutto, returning from her self-imposed 8-year exile, with the failed assassination attempts involving military grade bomb attacks (Karachi, October 18, 2007) until great success on December 27?
Because: Bhutto was ready to confront former US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger and elements of the Mossad-ridden "American-Turkish Council" as 9/11 co-conspirators. Bhutto was also ready to publicly accuse the Bush Administration and Pervez Musharraf of stealing up to five billion dollars from the Pakistani treasury!
They may also have targeted her for termination for mentioning that Osama bin Laden was murdered by Saeed Sheikh Omar, AKA Omar Sheikh, (a well known Paki ne'er–do-well who once chopped the heads off six tourists) on a recent English-language Al-Jazeera television interview, which, if true, would mean that the great evil meanie Osama could no longer be used to exploit the global public's gullibility for justifying a perpetual war.
In the message sent to CNN, Bhutto said she would hold Musharraf 'responsible' for her death. To quote,
- "I would hold Musharraf responsible," Bhutto wrote. "I have been made to feel insecure by his minions, and there is no way what is happening in terms of stopping me from taking private cars or using tinted windows or giving jammers or four police mobiles to cover all sides cld happen without him."
Mossad refused to help her
Strangely enough, an Israeli paper reports that the naive Bhutto requested protection from Mossad and the CIA, thinking they could keep her from Musharraf's minions. Little did she know that they were working together with Musharraf to kill her. The Mossad refused to help, and the USA did not respond.
What about the suicide guy?
Some argue that Mossad would not actually blow themselves up in the line of duty. Very true. But if they are working with the Paki secret service, and if they tell some dude that owes them a favor, "you kill this bitch and then blow yourself up, or we'll kill you anyway, and your whole family too because we are anti-lulz!" you can see how they might easily get it done.
Mossad likes to stage suicide bombings for one important reason: To make Muslims look even more stupid, fanatical, and murderous than they are already known to be.
War is fun
Thus, they ordered the removal of Bhutto in order to carry on happily with the War on Terror hoax with its money-making opportunities. This also may give the USA an excuse to intervene and "contain" Pakistan, which would mean that they would then have Iran completely surrounded. The pretext would be that Pakistan's nuclear bombs are not in "safe" hands.
Political assassinations have always been a part of life. Sometimes it is done for purely domestic political reasons. Usually it is done just for the thrill of it. However, the death of Benazir Bhutto has repercussions that extend far beyond Pakistani domestic politics and it is for this reason that one should be skeptical about who is "officially" being blamed. Who benefits from this situation?
A highly-qualified successor
With the story of the killer sunroof quickly falling apart, the Arab government has agreed to allow her body to be exhumed and an autopsy performed. The military is currently on red alert in case it turns out that she isn't really dead after all. Legal scholars are at a loss to answer whether or not the Pakistani Constitution allows for the undead to hold high political office. If Zombie Bhutto decides to replace regular Bhutto in the upcoming national election many fear that the situation will deteriorate even further.
An old friend remembers her
I went to school with Benazir! In those days she was called PINKY BHUTTO !! a daft nickname !!! but she was a fun sort of person very ambitious and always a leader! She was a lovely girl even back then, so full of life and always a leader. In later life she was a great visionary and twice leader. Her poor family has suffered so much. I am proud to have known her, may she rest in peace.
Immediately after the assassination
- BENAZIR BHUTTO
- B=2 SECOND LETTER OF ALPHABET = 2 IN BENAZIR
- B=2 SECOND LETTER OF ALPHABET = 2 IN BHUTTO
- BENAZIR HAS 7 LETTERS + 2ND LETTER B = 9
- THEN ANOTHER 2 FOR SECOND LETTER B THERE FORE BENAZIR B = 9/11
- BHUTTO HAS SIX LETTERS = 6 = 6 POINTS ON A STAR OF DAVID
- JEWS DID BENAZIR THIS IS PROOF
Sometime back in the day, Benazir Bhutto took it upon herself to incite her fellow ragheads into some good ole' fashioned Jihad, resulting in the ethnic cleansing of thousands of visually identical brown people from their homes.
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- Pakistan and Israel: Open Lovers
- A typical Mossad assassination
- About Mossad
- Complete 9/11 Timeline
- Complete 9/11 Timeline: Pakistan's ISI
- Israelis often pose as Muslim terrorists
- Pakistan-Israel Buttsecks Organization
- al-Qaida = CIA
- al-Qaida = Jews
- Anybody seen that $5 billion?
- Former head of Pakistan's ISI reveals USA/Mossad/ISI role in 9/11
- History of Israeli false flags operations